DanielNegreanu 141 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 No, I am not losing my mind. Yes, I am often one really, really, goofy dude. Why was I posting poems that make absolutely no sense? Well... just cause! LOL. I was curious to see what people came up with as to reasons why I was writing them, or more importantly, what they mean. NONE of the poems were supposed to make any sense at all, so I enjoyed reading posts where people thought they had it all figured out. As for me losing it, recently there has been an influx of young punks calling me out on my own forum. I haven't seen the latest episodes of High Stakes Poker recently, but I don't really have to. I already know I made some bad calls and could have gotten away from those hands. I was getting clobbered for days and it clearly fogged my brain up a bit and made it even tougher to believe that I flopped the nuts one more time and still lost. I think the worst call I made was against E-DOG when I called him with the straight. Everyone plays poorly sometimes. If you don't believe that young punks, y'all are in for some brokedom in the near future. If you measure your best game against your opponents worst game, you will suffer a Matusow like fate. In fact, if you want a Dreamclown like fate, just say the word and I'll see you at FCP in the 500-1000 limit hold'em games or the 50-100 NL. Y'all got some bark for sure, but the big dog has the bite to chew you up and spit you out. Don't worry too much though kids, after I take your bankroll along with your dignity, I'd be happy to stake you for a standard 50-50 deal in the 25-50 limit games at FCP. B) Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Hi.Young punks = 15 year old trolls.Good post.Keep up the good work.- Zach Link to post Share on other sites
BrandNew 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 You feel empowered by saying you have the ability to take us young kids' bankrolls? It's an internet forum, who doesn't get called out?Taking my bankroll doesn't mean you take my dignity. Maybe for you it might apply, since you're a professional. Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 I'd be happy to stake you for a standard 50-50 deal in the 25-50 limit games at FCP. B)Oh, and I'm in for this Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Good post, but I expected another poem or at least something a bit more "out there." Link to post Share on other sites
DanielSon 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 I'll take you up on that offer daniel, you can take my 0.10 bankroll and then I'll take the stake in the 25-50 limit game Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 how much do i have to lose and how much will you stake me for? Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 I'll take you up on that offer daniel, you can take my 0.10 bankroll and then I'll take the stake in the 25-50 limit game how much do i have to lose and how much will you stake me for?I answered first.DN, PM me.- Zach Link to post Share on other sites
mr_english 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 No, I am not losing my mind. Yes, I am often one really, really, goofy dude. Why was I posting poems that make absolutely no sense? Well... just cause! LOL. I was curious to see what people came up with as to reasons why I was writing them, or more importantly, what they mean. NONE of the poems were supposed to make any sense at all, so I enjoyed reading posts where people thought they had it all figured out. As for me losing it, recently there has been an influx of young punks calling me out on my own forum. I haven't seen the latest episodes of High Stakes Poker recently, but I don't really have to. I already know I made some bad calls and could have gotten away from those hands. I was getting clobbered for days and it clearly fogged my brain up a bit and made it even tougher to believe that I flopped the nuts one more time and still lost. I think the worst call I made was against E-DOG when I called him with the straight. Everyone plays poorly sometimes. If you don't believe that young punks, y'all are in for some brokedom in the near future. If you measure your best game against your opponents worst game, you will suffer a Matusow like fate. In fact, if you want a Dreamclown like fate, just say the word and I'll see you at FCP in the 500-1000 limit hold'em games or the 50-100 NL. Y'all got some bark for sure, but the big dog has the bite to chew you up and spit you out. Don't worry too much though kids, after I take your bankroll along with your dignity, I'd be happy to stake you for a standard 50-50 deal in the 25-50 limit games at FCP. B)OK mushu, put the keyboard down and step away from the computer Link to post Share on other sites
ObeyTheDog 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Check it.You raise, he calls, you again flop the nuts.You bet, he calls, oh man what a putzBoard pairs, nobiggie, but now you feel the heat.You bet it, he pushes, now you must be beat.What the hell, you call, its only money.What's this? Quads again? "Yup, sorry honey."The Kid, he's steamin, nothin left to do but frown.It's time to get it back, where's that fackin punk DreamClown? Link to post Share on other sites
Marc-O 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 This Barq's got Bite Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Check it.You raise, he calls, you again flop the nuts.You bet, he calls, oh man what a putzBoard pairs, nobiggie, but now you feel the heat.You bet it, he pushes, now you must be beat.What the hell, you call, its only money.What's this? Quads again? "Yup, sorry honey."The Kid, he's steamin, nothin left to do but frown.It's time to get it back, where's that fackin punk DreamClown? Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,323 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Check it.You raise, he calls, you again flop the nuts.You bet, he calls, oh man what a putzBoard pairs, nobiggie, but now you feel the heat.You bet it, he pushes, now you must be beat.What the hell, you call, its only money.What's this? Quads again? "Yup, sorry honey."The Kid, he's steamin, nothin left to do but frown.It's time to get it back, where's that fackin punk DreamClown? Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 I'd be happy to stake you for a standard 50-50 deal in the 25-50 limit games at FCP. B)I think you owe me since you booked on the PLO right when I got to 1st spot in the waiting list. Link to post Share on other sites
Barry Greenstein 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 CheckIm Barry GreensteinWith all the girlies so fineI pwn high limits, while you nickel and dimeI'm a jewish boy, watch me rhymeThen I will check raise you, one more time Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 How are the .01/.02 tables treating you after you've lost all your money?......(sw) if needed Link to post Share on other sites
TheCorporation3 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Stake me! Stake me! Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 What's not being told here is that Lori is the one typing this. He dictated this post to her during her continkle visit to the Asylum. CheckIm Barry GreensteinWith all the girlies so fineI pwn high limits, while you nickel and dimeI'm a jewish boy, watch me rhymeThen I will check raise you, one more timeyou should've practiced avoidance. Link to post Share on other sites
k-10isnogood 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 E-dog is that you. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Check it.You raise, he calls, you again flop the nuts.You bet, he calls, oh man what a putzBoard pairs, nobiggie, but now you feel the heat.You bet it, he pushes, now you must be beat.What the hell, you call, its only money.What's this? Quads again? "Yup, sorry honey."The Kid, he's steamin, nothin left to do but frown.It's time to get it back, where's that fackin punk DreamClown? POTD.Oh, and DN, it's the internet - if some of us didn't have our e-peens to wave around, we'd have nothing to live for. I'll see Zach's stake proposition, and give you 60/40! Down with Zach! Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Oh, and DN, it's the internet - if some of us didn't have our e-peens to wave around, we'd have nothing to live for.My e-peen's bigger than yours Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 POTD.Oh, and DN, it's the internet - if some of us didn't have our e-peens to wave around, we'd have nothing to live for. I'll see Zach's stake proposition, and give you 60/40! Down with Zach!61/39 Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 61/3959/41 Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 10 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 As soon as I saw this post by DN, it made me think of this Scene from Jay and Silent Bob, of course followed at the end by them buying plane tickets and beating the crap out of all the 15 year olds. What buzz? HOLDEN The Internet buzz. JAY What the **** is the Internet? INT. OFFICE OF POTZER'S INC--LATER Holden's at a computer terminal. Jay and Silent bob look over his shoulder. HOLDEN The Internet is a communication device that allows people the world over to ***** about movies and share pornography with one another. (off monitor) Here's what we're looking for: "Movie PoopShoot.com" JAY (to Bob) "PoopChute." Yeaaahhh. HOLDEN This is a site full of militant movie buffs: sad bastards who live in their parents' basements, downloading scripts and trading what they believe to be inside info about movies and actors they despise yet can't stop discussing. This is where you go if you wanna hear frustrated would-be filmmakers mouth off with their two- bit, arm-chair-director's opinions on how they all could've made a better Episode One. On the computer monitor, we see the site mainpage load up. Holden begins navigating the site. HOLDEN Here. This is about the Bluntman movie. (reading) "Inside sources tell me Miramax is starting production this Friday on their adaptation of underground comic fave Bluntman and Chronic." JAY Friday?! ****. Does it say who's playing us in the movie? HOLDEN No, but if it's Miramax, I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They put'em in a bunch of movies. JAY Who? HOLDEN You know--the guys from Good Will Hunting. JAY You mean the ****ing movie with Mork from Ork in it? HOLDEN Yeah, I'm not too big a fan either. Though Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms. JAY Word, *****. Phantoms like a ************. Holden and Jay slap hands. Holden points at the monitor again. HOLDEN Now down here is where you can gauge the buzz. This is the Shoot Back area. It's where people who read the news get to chime in with their two cents. Here's what a guy who goes by the chick-magnet Net handle of "Wampa- One" thinks about Bluntman and Chronic. (reading) "Bluntman and Chronic and their stupid alter egos Jay and Silent Bob only work in small doses, if at all. They don't deserve their own movie." (to Jay) He's got a point. JAY **** him. What's the next one say? HOLDEN (reading) "Bluntman and Chronic is the worst comic I ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-*** catchphrases like a third-rate Cheech and Chong or Bill and Ted. **** Jay and Silent Bob. **** them up their stupid asses." JAY Who the **** said that ****?! HOLDEN A guy who calls himself "Magnolia- Fan." Check out what the guy after him said: "Jay and Silent Bob are terrible, one-note jokes that only stoners laugh at. They're ****ing clown shoes. If they were real, I'd beat the **** out of them for being so stupid. I can't believe Miramax would have anything to so with this ****. I, for one, will be boycotting this movie. Who's with me?" (leans back) And then there are about fifty more posts from people who agree to join Spartacus-here's boycott of the flick. JAY (grimly) I'm gonna kill all these ****s-- HOLDEN Ah, let it go. Number one, they're a bunch of jealous little dicks who use the anonymity of the Net to insult people who're doing what they wish they were doing, and number two, they're not really talking about you guys--they talking about Bluntman and Chronic. Link to post Share on other sites
llou 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 No, I am not losing my mind. Yes, I am often one really, really, goofy dude. Why was I posting poems that make absolutely no sense? Well... just cause! LOL. I was curious to see what people came up with as to reasons why I was writing them, or more importantly, what they mean. NONE of the poems were supposed to make any sense at all, so I enjoyed reading posts where people thought they had it all figured out. B)Oh, now I see. The poems were a glimpse into your sub-conscious thoughts. That makes them all the more interesting to analyze. llou Link to post Share on other sites
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