ForRealDD 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Just like the title says. A thread in general motivated this thread. My question is.....What have you found on the street/work/etc. I'll start Last year leaving my apartment for work I found a blank $200 money order by my garage. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I found $5 in a bush when I was 7. I've been searching bushes ever since. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 herpes Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 herpesI was wondering where that went. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 While playing disc golf, I lost my favorite driver. After searching for my disc for 10 minutes, I gave up and while walking back out of the trees, BOOM there it was. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 What does a golf ball and a woman's g-spot have in common?A guy will actually look for a golf ball. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I wish Shake didn't just make that post in the gay adoption thread.EDIT: There's a good chance nobody knows what I'm talking about right now. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I wish Shake didn't just make that post in the gay adoption thread.EDIT: There's a good chance nobody knows what I'm talking about right now. I was wondering where that went.EDIT: Oops, double post.now they do.I enjoyed Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 What does a golf ball and a woman's g-spot have in common?A guy will actually look for a golf ball.I'm failing to see how that's something they have in common. Good joke. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I'm failing to see how that's something they have in common. Good joke.Yea, I typed it wrong....19 months ago. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Yea, I typed it wrong....19 months ago.I'd say he gave you sufficient time to fix it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 A funny addendum to my lost socks and broken toe story.Wandering around the next day, I thought self-medicating might make me feel better. So I looked for my proto-pipe to have a little hoot, but it was nowhere to be found.I wracked my brain to try and remember where I had left it. The last time I remembered having it was the night before, shortly before I decided I needed to go for a walk. I had a hoot and put it into my breast pocket.That's when I remembered; early on in my walk (about 10 steps in, if I recall correctly), I was hit by the need to orally fertilize some bushes. I realized then that last night, while hunched over myself speaking to the leaves and roots that littered the ground, my pipe had fallen out of my pocket and was presumably still lying amongst the bushes.So I got up and limped my way down the street to the general area where my stomach had inverted itself. Once I got close, I started to search intently. I was beginning to get discouraged when I found my Zippo; I hadn't even realized it was missing yet. Things were looking up. I kept searching but there was no proto-pipe to be found. But a few feet from my lighter I found a different pipe!I was, to put it mildly, dumbfounded. In the last twelve hours, some pothead had been puttering around in the bushes, found my pipe, taken it, and left another in it's place. Some sort of Karmic Hedge, if you'll pardon the pun. I, of course, was both disappointed and pleased at the same time. I took the pipe home, gave it a cleaning, and proceeded to feel better. My friends were all shocked at this turn of events as well, but all in all I think it could have gone a lot worse.Six months later, I agreed to play tennis with a friend. First I had some burritos and mexican rice, then won three $100 SnGs, then I gathered my gear and met him at the court. After playing him (he was much better than me, but I played well so I feel good about the game despite losing) I was putting my gear away when, lo and behold, there was my missing proto-pipe. Since I think it highly unlikely that our anonymous pothead had returned it to my tennis bag, I have to assume that I never had it that night at all. Very very strange coincidences.I still have both pipes, although I don't smoke anymore. I probably should go back and leave the glass one in the bushes, but at this point, I don't think anyone is looking for it anymore.sigh: this is what I'm reduced to now. maybe JJJ can find the original so I can just make this a link. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Addendum to lost socks and broken toe Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 thank you sir, now everyone can go read it in context Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 thank you sir, now everyone can go read it in contextI don't even know what's going on; people tell me to find stuff and I just do it without thinking.I should have a Dear JoeyJoJo thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I don't even know what's going on; people tell me to find stuff and I just do it without thinking.I should have a Dear JoeyJoJo thread.every answer could just be www.google.comyou know, teach a man to fish and all that... Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I found my virginity once, but I left it where it was because I didn't want it back. Link to post Share on other sites
ILayThreads 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I needed to be inside this thead. I was readin' it and got to fellin' that fellin'. Fellin' like my legs was on fire. Burnin' up. I needed to open up this thread and put myself inside. I got myhands all over it. mmmmmmmDon't want to get you shy baby. Don't want you to shrink up and close up like pursed lips on a whistlin' cowboy.I want to relax you. Make you feel comfortable. I want you as ease. I'm all up in your brain housing group. Let's take it at your pace, Thread.My tounge running up your boarders. You like that? You like when I tickle your post lines? Hmm? I see all thoseoptions you givin' me at the bottom there. I'm pickin' up those signals. We gonna get raw. We gonna get so raw.We gonna make this nasty, Thread. I'm just gonna insert this post inside you. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 I was walking across the USC campus when I found this ID card on the ground. I carry it in my wallet at all times. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 I needed to be inside this thead. I was readin' it and got to fellin' that fellin'. Fellin' like my legs was on fire. Burnin' up. I needed to open up this thread and put myself inside. I got myhands all over it. mmmmmmmDon't want to get you shy baby. Don't want you to shrink up and close up like pursed lips on a whistlin' cowboy.I want to relax you. Make you feel comfortable. I want you as ease. I'm all up in your brain housing group. Let's take it at your pace, Thread.My tounge running up your boarders. You like that? You like when I tickle your post lines? Hmm? I see all thoseoptions you givin' me at the bottom there. I'm pickin' up those signals. We gonna get raw. We gonna get so raw.We gonna make this nasty, Thread. I'm just gonna insert this post inside you.that was pretty weak but it picked up at the end, love the last line Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 I was walking across the USC campus when I found this ID card on the ground. I carry it in my wallet at all times.hello Mr Saul T Bush .. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 I needed to be inside this thead. I was readin' it and got to fellin' that fellin'. Fellin' like my legs was on fire. Burnin' up. I needed to open up this thread and put myself inside. I got myhands all over it. mmmmmmmDon't want to get you shy baby. Don't want you to shrink up and close up like pursed lips on a whistlin' cowboy.I want to relax you. Make you feel comfortable. I want you as ease. I'm all up in your brain housing group. Let's take it at your pace, Thread.My tounge running up your boarders. You like that? You like when I tickle your post lines? Hmm? I see all thoseoptions you givin' me at the bottom there. I'm pickin' up those signals. We gonna get raw. We gonna get so raw.We gonna make this nasty, Thread. I'm just gonna insert this post inside you.Exactly what fellin were you fellin? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 a brand new silver zippoe lighterooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to post Share on other sites
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