pckt10s 0 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I could go for a slurpee right now... Link to post Share on other sites
mcsoupman 0 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Downloaded in my pants at all of these.I had a teacher that threw chalk at us if we were bad. Kids actually got spanking from the principal.Who remembers girls hair with "wings?" "Where's the beef?"Challenger jokes (seems really morbid now) "what did the teacher say before it blew up? What does this button do?" What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronuts? Spelling on purpose.2 stories to compete with red menstral and pee to the face.#1We were in a car before the seatbelt law. About 7 of us. Big car with bench front seats and big *** dashboard. Guy in front passenger thinks its a good idea to moon a bus as we pass. He is actually hanging his brown eye out the window when the driver hangs a right. You guessed it, bare crack is now sliding across the windshield and the dash over the guy in the middle all the way over to the driver. We couldn't stop laughing for like 20 mins.#2Part of a club that had an induction ritual. You know, kids come up with dumb rules. Well to be in this club you had to do the arial dump. This was no ordinary "plop, plop, fizz, fizz." That meant climbing to the top of the stall, hanging your pooper out and dumping into the toilette. This new guy wants in, so he has to do the dump. He just happens to have diarreah or something because crap was everywhere. On the walls, all over the floor. Best thing is, he gets caught and has to clean it up.Ok #3 for good measure.These 2 friends are hunting in Missouri where I hung out for 5 summers. They are driving out to the wilderness when one guy has to dump. So they stop. It is cold so they are in overalls and all. He gets out to do his thing and comes back in. After a few minutes the other guy is like, "man you stink. You step in crap or something." The dumper checks his shoes and says no. By this time the driver is dying from the smell. He looks over at the dumper and about dies. There is a big log sitting on the guys neck. When he dumped, it must have landed on his overalls and when he put them back on it flipped up on his next. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 It makes it even funnier that you made sure we knew it was a Wendy's Classic Triple, and not just some random cheeseburger.It's all about the velocity, as well as the force behind it. Classic Trip is not your normal fast food burger, especially when fully loaded with condiments. The force of a CT hitting an unexpecting girl is approximately 2.879x greater than that of a BigMac, and about 2.583x that of a Whopper. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I had this EXACT lunch box, with matching soup thermos inside.I had this one: Link to post Share on other sites
dreamcrusher28 0 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I remember when there was no MTV. When it did come out, my parents wouldn't get it and I had to go to a neighbors house to watch it. Link to post Share on other sites
Teavis 0 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I started AIDS! Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I started AIDS!Ban this fucker now! Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 16 oz. returnable pop bottles.No. Not you too. I hate you! Link to post Share on other sites
pauld22 0 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I played the Commodore 64 games at my aunt and uncle's house and my first "gaming system" was a Texas Instuments". You had to slide the gaems in like the Nintendo cartridge and there was a keyboard to play the gmes. I kicked *** at the game Alpiner. Link to post Share on other sites
mcsoupman 0 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Atari 2600. Who rememers "Pitfall?" Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Atari 2600. Who rememers "Pitfall?"right herestill remember that musicMissile Command/Defender/Asteroidsand some game I can't recall name.Required finding keys, going thru lots of rooms./. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Intellivision with the plastic cards that slid into the remote control like game controller to give you the controls for each different game.... Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted September 20, 2006 Author Share Posted September 20, 2006 and some game I can't recall name.Required finding keys, going thru lots of rooms./.This game was far and away the best Atari game ever... It was Legend of Zelda 10 years earlier. Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 -Coming home from school every day and spending the remainder of the evening on my local BBS's playing "Legend of the Red Dragon" and teleconferencing.It would be awesome if anyone here remembers the ASCII-based game called ZZTOr possibly Scorched Earth and Crystal Caverns? Link to post Share on other sites
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