mushu 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Today marks the start of the first Official Mushu Poetry contest. Please post your poems here. The winner(s) will be announced around Oct. 1st. Your poem should be about me, Mushu (Daniel's pet chihuahua). Be creative, say what you want, use your imagination. Yes, even Daniel himself can participate in this contest if he wishes. Lets see some Chihuahua love out there.Best wishes,Mushu Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Today marks the start of the first Official Mushu Poetry contest. Please post your poems here. The winner(s) will be announced around Oct. 1st. Your poem should be about me, Mushu (Daniel's pet chihuahua). Be creative, say what you want, use your imagination. Yes, even Daniel himself can participate in this contest if he wishes. Lets see some Chihuahua love out there.Best wishes,MushuI'll get Jamie (checkymcfold) on it. Just engrave his name on the trophy please. Link to post Share on other sites
NoSup4U 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I'll get Jamie (checkymcfold) on it. Just engrave his name on the trophy please.QFT. I think its checky day on FCP today.Mark Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 A haikuChecky McFold canEat far more dog food than oneSmall chihuahua, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I'm a dog. Just a goddam dog.Yo quiero Taco Bell.God I hate that commercial.The end. Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 O Lord, don't let me once forgetHow I love my trusty pet-Help me learn to disregardcanine craters in my yardShow me how to be a buddyeven when my sofa's muddy,Don't allow my pooch to munchall my poker chips for lunchShield my neighbor's cat from view,guide my steps around the doo,Train me not to curse and scowl,when it's puppy's night to howl,Grant I shan't awake in fearwith a cold nose in my ear,Give me patience without end-Help me be; A DOG'S BEST FRIEND. -Daniel Negreanu Link to post Share on other sites
Teavis 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I like to eat dogs.The end. Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I like to eat dogs.The end.You must be filipino. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 chihuahua senses tinglingi twist and turn my earsmy master's call is ding-a-lingthe bad beat forum nearsi catch a taxi 'cross the towni pay in doggie treatstake elevator up, not downto save the boss's teatslike quicksilver i speed the halli must break up The Game'tis gus about to win it allfor master's hand is lamei reach the door a minute lategus hansen shows his quadsbut karma is a real ***** date:i bite him in the 'nads. Link to post Share on other sites
Tritz 1 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Mushu can kill Chuck Norris. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I like to eat dogs.The end.YO PREFIERO EL GATO!! Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 hickory dickory dock, your wife was sucking mythe clock struck twoi blew my goothen i dropped that biitch off at the next blockOhhhhhhh, ehhh Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Chuck Norris is made of steel Link to post Share on other sites
Jerry 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Limerick to MushuThere once was a wee, little doggySo cute, your eyes got all foggyWe'd play fetch for a while But since I am a zoophileWe had to stop 'cause my stick got too soggy Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Today marks the start of the first Official Mushu Poetry contest. Please post your poems here. The winner(s) will be announced around Oct. 1st. Your poem should be about me, Mushu (Daniel's pet chihuahua). Be creative, say what you want, use your imagination. Yes, even Daniel himself can participate in this contest if he wishes. Lets see some Chihuahua love out there.Best wishes,MushuChihuahuas = very realistic chew toys for real dogs. Link to post Share on other sites
AZWildcat 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 There once was a dog from Nantucket... Link to post Share on other sites
davezz5 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 That taught an Alsation to.. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 This cannot be happening...Even Mushu is starting worthless, crappy threads.... Link to post Share on other sites
ncperrotta069 0 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 +1 lock it upsw Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Somone needs to get Clay Aiken in here to post his entry. Link to post Share on other sites
gunslingerjr 0 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 i guess this is as good a place as any for my first post so here goes...worlds best hunting dog sound as a ringwill be eight years old if he lives till springhe will sh!t on your carpet piss on your grasshas three whit legs and a hole in his a$$hes a quiet dog seldom barks or growlsbut when he bumps his nuts he howls and howls..... Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Daniel Negreanu wins AINEC. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I like cats not dogsMushu you are very smallMy cat will eat you Link to post Share on other sites
Clay Aiken 7 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Somone needs to get Clay Aiken in here to post his entry.Aha!! And you shall not be disappointed, poetry is my second love, behind singing songs to those who cherish my angelic voice the most!! Actually, it is tied for second, along with Cherries Jubilee. Mmmm, delicious!!So, here is my entry. I call it "Do you love me too?"Stand afar, my dear dog of delightI sing to you, day and night. A tear!Running down the eye, of one I love so much.Is he sad? I suspect he is, for the love of the dawn does not break forth as soon as night neglectsStill I wonder, I wonder, a tear.A soft mist blows across the ocean of my mindI stand transfixed like a dew on the leafA bluebird sings "Po-tweet, po-tweet?"The simple song enrages the prince of darkness himselfLucifer rises!Unhand that dog, you eternal wretch!I sing my songs of light, but it does no good!Why is this happening!Is my singing, my happy heart, in vain?I turn away, I can stand it no moreBut I turn back, I can't look awayDespair, despair, my friend, are you dead?Well he wasn't, but now I'm pretty sure he isas Lucifer has summoned 12 legions of demonic forces to snuff the soul out of my dear dog, and to declare to the universe the seemingly unbridled power of Satan himself.I cry. Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_Jones 0 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Befo' I came up in the game these hoes didn't show no loveThey see me in the club and used to treat me like a scrubThey wouldn't holla cause my dollars wasn't swoll enoughI bet they change they mind when them 80 4's come rollin upThey see that I'm a star, now they wanna sit in my carNow they wanna count my G's, smoke my weed and sip my bar nowThey used to love to me diss me, now they rush to hug and kiss me nowThey tellin all they friends when I leave how they miss me now2 8 1, 3 3 0, eight zero zero 4Hit Mike Jones up on the low cause Mike Jones about to blowBefo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major dealThese hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was here, sheaBefo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major dealThese hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was here, sheaBefo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major dealThese hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was here, shea Link to post Share on other sites
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