DanielNegreanu 141 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 The ball drops. No, some say it falls. Others still, know that it is a mix of artistry and sheer force that plants the ball close. The knees bend and the ball rolls to the target. Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, then long. It's green's turn again. Slowly, slowly, slowly, and short. Just one ball left and two points placed. The shooter now cocks back, and BAM!!! the balls scatter from the target ball. The target ball moves further and further past the blue line. It's black's turn. Slowly, slowly, slowly, the ball rolls... and breaks! Not inside, and green is victorious once again! Canadian on the table tops. Cognac in snifters that no one wants to touch. Closer still, the sound of action. Junkies flock closer, and closer, and closer, until once again, they find themselves in the heat of the battle. This time with balls of all colors. The goal is different now. The prize is greater. Who will catch the card they need? Can a man win every hand without the other player having a chance? Yes, it has been proven so. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Weirdo Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 i'm telling you, 3000/3000/3000 Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 The ball drops. No, some say it falls. Others still, know that it is a mix of artistry and sheer force that plants the ball close. The knees bend and the ball rolls to the target. Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, then long. It's green's turn again. Slowly, slowly, slowly, and short. Just one ball left and two points placed. The shooter now cocks back, and BAM!!! the balls scatter from the target ball. The target ball moves further and further past the blue line. It's black's turn. Slowly, slowly, slowly, the ball rolls... and breaks! Not inside, and green is victorious once again! Canadian on the table tops. Cognac in snifters that no one wants to touch. Closer still, the sound of action. Junkies flock closer, and closer, and closer, until once again, they find themselves in the heat of the battle. This time with balls of all colors. The goal is different now. The prize is greater. Who will catch the card they need? Can a man win every hand without the other player having a chance? Yes, it has been proven so.HAHA Daniel said cocks haha Link to post Share on other sites
TheCorporation3 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 i'm telling you, 3000/3000/3000Either that, or TP/MM...Or...NH? Or...Fold preflop...Eh, nice hand DN, nice hand sir. Link to post Share on other sites
subsin 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Is that really Daniel? and am I the only one who doesnt get what hes saying? Link to post Share on other sites
TheCorporation3 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 they find themselves in the heat of the battle. This time with balls of all colors.Daniel, what the fawk kind games are you and your friends playing???? Link to post Share on other sites
chaosnhavoc 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Are all these a result from court mandated therapy sessions? Link to post Share on other sites
Robification 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Is that really Daniel? and am I the only one who doesnt get what hes saying?Nope. That is an imposter. If you don't understand what he's saying then may god have mercy on your soul...subbbbbb Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 The ball drops. No, some say it falls. Others still, know that it is a mix of artistry and sheer force that plants the ball close. The knees bend and the ball rolls to the target. Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, then long. It's green's turn again. Slowly, slowly, slowly, and short. Just one ball left and two points placed. The shooter now cocks back, and BAM!!! the balls scatter from the target ball. The target ball moves further and further past the blue line. It's black's turn. Slowly, slowly, slowly, the ball rolls... and breaks! Not inside, and green is victorious once again! Canadian on the table tops. Cognac in snifters that no one wants to touch. Closer still, the sound of action. Junkies flock closer, and closer, and closer, until once again, they find themselves in the heat of the battle. This time with balls of all colors. The goal is different now. The prize is greater. Who will catch the card they need? Can a man win every hand without the other player having a chance? Yes, it has been proven so.Word. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Word.Billy's got his beer goggles on. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Daniel, what the fawk kind games are you and your friends playing????hide the rainbow rope. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Don't quit your day job. Link to post Share on other sites
Krablar34 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 I would love to see the absolute FCP forrest fire if one of us average joe's started this thread. NH sir Link to post Share on other sites
I Am The Game 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 All of this poetry is -EV. Link to post Share on other sites
blacktie31 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Well i guess I gotta break out the cues and go shoot some stick.Been too long so prob gonna cost me good, lol Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 HAHA Daniel said cocks hahalol Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 HAHA Daniel said cocks hahaThis could quite possibly be the worst joke in the history of the internet. Not even remotely funny. Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 as DN's dealer...i take no responsibility for his actions while using said product Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 as DN's dealer...i take no responsibility for his actions while using said productSo it was you who almost got him arrested at the airport? Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Fold Preflop. Link to post Share on other sites
gilbertology 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 canadians love shuffleboard Link to post Share on other sites
llou 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 I would love to see the absolute FCP forrest fire if one of us average joe's started this thread. NH sir QFT .... big time Link to post Share on other sites
davezz5 0 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 It sounds like some strange metaphor using the examples of Bowls, maybe snooker and poker? Some sort of analogy involving chance?? Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 I have a red pencil box. Link to post Share on other sites
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