uahphysics 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 In case you guys missed it and don't feel like downloading The Circuit, some guy called in and told these Jeff Madsen jokes. Jeff Madsen doesn't rake pots, he carries around in his pocket a miniature mexican landscaping crew that rakes them for him.Jeff Madsen have never made a t.v. final table because his likeness is incapable of being digitally captured.Jeff Madsen's Full Tilt avatar is just a baby wearing gold bracelets.Jeff Madsen doesn't play online, he just takes the money directly out of your bank account.Jeff Madsen doesn't move all in, he teleports all in.Jeff Madsen didn't learn to play poker, he aquired this skill from shredding and eating Super System.Jeff Madsen doesn't chew his food, he just reraises it until the nutrients fold into his stomach.Jeff Madsen folded once. Once.Jeff Madsen wasn't born, he was spawned as the result of a genetic anamoly that occured when lightning struck a Full Tilt commercial shoot.Jeff Madsen doesn't fold, he just lets other people win out of pity.Some people drink Red Bull at the table, Jeff Madsen drinks the blood of infidels. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 this style of joke works better for a jack bauer/chuck norris Link to post Share on other sites
Kid DynOmite 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Goin Dutch Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 the jack bauer ones are hilarious Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I havent listened to the whole episode by Madsen seems like a cool guy, a 21-year old who hasnt let fame get to him...yet Link to post Share on other sites
QuietConfidence 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Horrible jokes.... Link to post Share on other sites
Flack_attack 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I think they're pretty good. Link to post Share on other sites
crazyplaya6 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 meh, theyre aiight Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 made me chuckle, but not laugh Link to post Share on other sites
CzechRazor 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I thought the food one was pretty good when I was listening to the show. Link to post Share on other sites
Canary3 1 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 some sound kind of stupid... but most are pretty awesome... jeff madsen... is +ev Link to post Share on other sites
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