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FYI... I'm loving this.Karate outfit W/ headband please. ps.. don't forget the video camera.

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I spent my first night as a full fledged pizza boy. It was actually pretty fun. Nothing awesome yet, and it looks like I'm going to have to change gears for a while, or find a new delivery job, as my boss wants me to work the restaurant instead. I'm delivering tomorrow, which looks like my last day for a while, if they don't hire a cashier. I guess I'm going to see if I can get the Maserati tomorrow, and pull out all the stops.I may stick around for a week or two, anyway; I think an amusing storyline is developing with my co-workers. I took my friend's Hummer today, and wore a chain his friend gave me. I've been telling everyone who'll listen all about my hip-hop career, and I think they believe me. I'm going to put some free-styles together to *really* wow 'em. If this continues, I may make a CD and tell them it's "droppin' in March." I have a lot of old rap lines from my first blog, but most of them are about poker or my eassy writing prowess. Here's one I can use:Daw-kins throw-back, pressed with the starches, I'm comin' heavy, packed with 9's for the marches. I'm strapped up with more Macs than the arches-- You try'd to take my pot? You spitin' chips, I'll shoot a cartridge. I'll have to change 'take my pot' to 'scam my rock', and 'chips' to '****'. I'll write some about pizza, too. If anyone wants to contribute, I'm open (I reserve the right to change all rap lines as I see fit).

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I quit Saturday for personal reasons. Sorry guys.
not a surprise, but I have to say this was a very funny idea. Just too much work to carry out.
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not a surprise, but I have to say this was a very funny idea. Just too much work to carry out.
I was willing to go to go through with it, but my mother died last night, and this stopped being funny when I wasn't going to be able to go to the hospital the day before because my life is so ****ed up that I take jobs as jokes.
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I was willing to go to go through with it, but my mother died last night, and this stopped being funny when I wasn't going to be able to go to the hospital the day before because my life is so ****ed up that I take jobs as jokes.
I wasn't implying you were a slacker, I was implying it was waaayy too much work to carry out the joke.Terribly sorry for your loss.best wishes and good luck in the upcoming time in your life.
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I was willing to go to go through with it, but my mother died last night, and this stopped being funny when I wasn't going to be able to go to the hospital the day before because my life is so ****ed up that I take jobs as jokes.
sorry about your loss, thats terrible. good luck with everything.
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I was willing to go to go through with it, but my mother died last night, and this stopped being funny when I wasn't going to be able to go to the hospital the day before because my life is so ****ed up that I take jobs as jokes.
genuinely sorry to hear that dutch. you know you have lots of fans here, but sounds like you'll be taking some time for yourself.best of luck in whatever you do, wherever you go.daniel
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I was willing to go to go through with it, but my mother died last night, and this stopped being funny when I wasn't going to be able to go to the hospital the day before because my life is so ****ed up that I take jobs as jokes.
WowwwwwwwwwSorry brotha, best wishes:(
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I spent my first night as a full fledged pizza boy. It was actually pretty fun. Nothing awesome yet, and it looks like I'm going to have to change gears for a while, or find a new delivery job, as my boss wants me to work the restaurant instead. I'm delivering tomorrow, which looks like my last day for a while, if they don't hire a cashier. I guess I'm going to see if I can get the Maserati tomorrow, and pull out all the stops.I may stick around for a week or two, anyway; I think an amusing storyline is developing with my co-workers. I took my friend's Hummer today, and wore a chain his friend gave me. I've been telling everyone who'll listen all about my hip-hop career, and I think they believe me. I'm going to put some free-styles together to *really* wow 'em. If this continues, I may make a CD and tell them it's "droppin' in March." I have a lot of old rap lines from my first blog, but most of them are about poker or my eassy writing prowess. Here's one I can use:Daw-kins throw-back, pressed with the starches, I'm comin' heavy, packed with 9's for the marches. I'm strapped up with more Macs than the arches-- You try'd to take my pot? You spitin' chips, I'll shoot a cartridge. I'll have to change 'take my pot' to 'scam my rock', and 'chips' to '****'. I'll write some about pizza, too. If anyone wants to contribute, I'm open (I reserve the right to change all rap lines as I see fit).
Yo, I could throw together some sick **** for you, jus holla at me when you need it!EDIT: nm, my deepest sympathies.
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I was willing to go to go through with it, but my mother died last night, and this stopped being funny when I wasn't going to be able to go to the hospital the day before because my life is so ****ed up that I take jobs as jokes.
Wow, that's rough Dutch. Good thoughts and vibes to you and yours.
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I was willing to go to go through with it, but my mother died last night, and this stopped being funny when I wasn't going to be able to go to the hospital the day before because my life is so ****ed up that I take jobs as jokes.
Wow, worst bump ever.Sorry to hear about your loss.
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I was willing to go to go through with it, but my mother died last night, and this stopped being funny when I wasn't going to be able to go to the hospital the day before because my life is so ****ed up that I take jobs as jokes.
im sorry to hear that too Dutch
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