PhilBluff 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Yea, thats a generalization of my night and morning, damn it!.I go with the 4 straight SnGs, cause that was money in the bank Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Try to bang her anyway wtf. Link to post Share on other sites
PhilBluff 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 eh been there done that, thats -EV after a while too much drama Link to post Share on other sites
PhilBluff 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 i forgot to add that the aces came right after the SnG's.although I still think I can get this girl Link to post Share on other sites
throwemaway 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 This is so easyAA cracked: eh who cares, get in the next oneGirl next to you: Girls w/ boyfriends are often easier to get w/ anyways..Plus, many fish in the sea even if she won't whore herself out..Bubbling 4 straight sngs makes me lose sleep Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 This is so easyAA cracked: eh who cares, get in the next oneGirl next to you: Girls w/ boyfriends are often easier to get w/ anyways..Plus, many fish in the sea even if she won't whore herself out..Bubbling 4 straight sngs makes me lose sleepincorrect.AA cracked, phew, at least it was the 1st hand and i didnt waste my timeBubbling: it was only a few SnG's I went for the win, didnt work out, not a big dealHot girl next to you: depending on where it occurs, you spend time talkin to her, acting like you care, you force yourself not to look at her chest.Then she pulls out the ol' boyfriend line, and that makes you want to get in her pants even more.so now, you spend more time acting like captain awesome, trying to act like the boyfriend comment doesnt bother you cuz you're a "genuine guy" this whole thing can cost you money, time and possibly pride Link to post Share on other sites
throwemaway 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 incorrect.AA cracked, phew, at least it was the 1st hand and i didnt waste my timeBubbling: it was only a few SnG's I went for the win, didnt work out, not a big dealHot girl next to you: depending on where it occurs, you spend time talkin to her, acting like you care, you force yourself not to look at her chest.Then she pulls out the ol' boyfriend line, and that makes you want to get in her pants even more.so now, you spend more time acting like captain awesome, trying to act like the boyfriend comment doesnt bother you cuz you're a "genuine guy" this whole thing can cost you money, time and possibly prideI don't play the nice guy card anymore because of circumstances like this..Remember all women are whores except for our mothers and sisters Link to post Share on other sites
kkcountry 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Finding out she has a BF < Finding out she's MARRIEDHappened to me this fall, I sit next to her, introduce myself, get her laughing, her friend walks in and asks, "so, how was your honeymoon???"Who gets married at 20 anyway? Link to post Share on other sites
throwemaway 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Finding out she has a BF < Finding out she's MARRIEDHappened to me this fall, I sit next to her, introduce myself, get her laughing, her friend walks in and asks, "so, how was your honeymoon???"Who gets married at 20 anyway?Where do you go to school, if you do? Link to post Share on other sites
kkcountry 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Where do you go to school, if you do?wayne state university, in deeeeeetroit. i'm sitting in my ACC 3510 business law right now.where do you go to school? Link to post Share on other sites
throwemaway 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 wayne state university, in deeeeeetroit. i'm sitting in my ACC 3510 business law right now.where do you go to school?I used to live in Lake Orion (Det suburb) and used to go to Grand Valley.. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Where do you go to school, if you do? wayne state university, in deeeeeetroit. i'm sitting in my ACC 3510 business law right now.where do you go to school? I used to live in Lake Orion (Det suburb) and used to go to Grand Valley..This isnt Lava life Link to post Share on other sites
kkcountry 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I used to live in Lake Orion (Det suburb) and used to go to Grand Valley..GVSU! Was the female to male ratio 63/37 then like it is now? I went up there with some friends last year and it was a skank fest, yay!This isnt Lava lifeWhat's your sign, big boy? Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 i'm jealous Link to post Share on other sites
kkcountry 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 i'm jealousthere's nothing quite as sexy as a guy with an enormous post count. Link to post Share on other sites
Homesar 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I don't play the nice guy card anymore because of circumstances like this..Remember all women are whores except for our mothers and sisters For some reason your post reminds me of this joke....A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?" His father looks up thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it for you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your dad, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially we're sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with a couple of whores." Link to post Share on other sites
aknapp1112 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Wow, small world... I am originally from Dearborn Heights, MI Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 incorrect.AA cracked, phew, at least it was the 1st hand and i didnt waste my timeBubbling: it was only a few SnG's I went for the win, didnt work out, not a big dealHot girl next to you: depending on where it occurs, you spend time talkin to her, acting like you care, you force yourself not to look at her chest.Then she pulls out the ol' boyfriend line, and that makes you want to get in her pants even more.so now, you spend more time acting like captain awesome, trying to act like the boyfriend comment doesnt bother you cuz you're a "genuine guy" this whole thing can cost you money, time and possibly prideso....how's that roomate situation working out for you? Link to post Share on other sites
Al Smooth 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 bubbling sucks. Link to post Share on other sites
PhilBluff 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 bubbling sucks.Oh yea, it does, but sucking out is all the rage...btw i saw you took down that tourney, too bad you couldnt bust Andy as well Link to post Share on other sites
allen39x 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Oh yea, it does, but sucking out is all the rage...btw i saw you took down that tourney, too bad you couldnt bust Andy as wellbubbling 4 straight sitngos and losing with AA to ducks is just poker sometimes .. now sitting next to the really hot girl with a boyfriend, thats nothing but a BAD beat. Link to post Share on other sites
throwemaway 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 bubbling 4 straight sitngos and losing with AA to ducks is just poker sometimes .. now sitting next to the really hot girl with a boyfriend, thats nothing but a BAD beat.Nice first post..Pretty enlightening stuff really Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Bubbling sucks, I'll go with that. Link to post Share on other sites
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