checkymcfold 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 OP, DN prefers the fist pound to the handshake. offer one of those. and yeah, wear an fcp hat or something and he'll definitely say hi. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Stalk the pro you want to meet, follow him/her into the bathroom. Go into the stall next to him/her and challenge (pro) to a shitting contest. You can have different prop bets for loudest spalsh, longest fart, longest unbroken terd, bonus bets on floaters and a trifecta if you clog the toilet.If anything will work this one will, poker players bet on anything and they will respect the bathroom humor, degenerate gambling and competitive crapping in general. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 maybe it's just that I'm tired and my eyes weren't working right, but when I saw the title of this post, I coulda swore it said, "Meeting a prostitute"Man I need to get laid....... Link to post Share on other sites
The Bwaves 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 maybe it's just that I'm tired and my eyes weren't working right, but when I saw the title of this post, I coulda swore it said, "Meeting a prostitute"Man I need to get laid.......Why don't you just pick up a hooker in El Cajon on the way to Sycuan?I finished top two tables in that tourney btw rick. It's pretty nice. Then I began to slay everyone at the 100 max 1/2 table and get away with $555.You going on Thursday? Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 The best way is to walk up, extend your right hand to shake their hand while your left hand offers a brick of $50,000.You'll be in for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
AAsnake88 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Knuckle bonk, man. Actually, both "fist pound" and "knuckle bonk" sound bad...I hope you get the point though OP. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Why don't you just pick up a hooker in El Cajon on the way to Sycuan?I finished top two tables in that tourney btw rick. It's pretty nice. Then I began to slay everyone at the 100 max 1/2 table and get away with $555.You going on Thursday?which tourney was that? And I'm so ugly, the hookers in El Cajon don't look twice at me. Link to post Share on other sites
CzechRazor 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Just walk up to him casually and say hello, but make sure he's not eating at the time....you don't want his dinner on your tongue after you kiss him. Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Just walk up and look at his cards every time they are dealt. Make sure to tell him that he's playing wrong every time he loses a hand. People love it when you do that. Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I see a lot of pros when I go to Vegas. I sat 20 feet away from Daniel at Caesar's while we both watched the Superbowl this year. I didn't introduce myself/interrupt him because I wouldn't know what to say ("Hi! I'm a fan!"), I don't know what impact saying "hi" to him in person would have on my life or his, I'm not real big on being a "fan" of a person anyway (although I am a DN fan), and I think they (popular figures) probably get enough grief/interruptions/whatever in their life anyway. My philosophy is to leave em alone if you can't play in the game with them.Exactly. Word for word. Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Ask him if he's alright after getting hit by that bus. Link to post Share on other sites
The Bwaves 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 which tourney was that? And I'm so ugly, the hookers in El Cajon don't look twice at me.The Sycuan Thursday night $20 buy in or something I can't remember I havn't been in a few months. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Shhhh... don't say anything...no words... just emotions...taste the rainbow... Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Bring pottery.You just keep stealing my lines man. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 The Sycuan Thursday night $20 buy in or something I can't remember I havn't been in a few months.that's awesome, I do pretty well in that tourney normally too. I'm taking Friday off to go play in the Commerce CA state championship,Hopefully it'll be good times Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Walk up to him wearing a trenchcoat and hat, and, without looking at him, say, "The crows fly at sunset." If he responds with, "as the nightowls weep in the trees." You're in. Immediately pull your pants down and prepare.If he responds with, "while the pigeons swarm the fields." Run. I can't tell you why, but run as fast as you can. What wandigo is trying to say is either a handshake or a full on hockey brawl will be fine. Poker pro's love to throw down for no reason. It helps them manage tilt.I thought the same thing when I read that post. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Walk up to him wearing a trenchcoat and hat, and, without looking at him, say, "The crows fly at sunset." If he responds with, "as the nightowls weep in the trees." You're in. Immediately pull your pants down and prepare.If he responds with, "while the pigeons swarm the fields." Run. I can't tell you why, but run as fast as you can.If he responds with, "but the rooster crows in the morn." Find Kathy Liebert. I think you'll understand why. FYP Link to post Share on other sites
FourFlusher 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Tell him Doyle sent you, and that the big man want's his $35 grand, and he want's it right freakin' now. Link to post Share on other sites
pokerfriendly 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I dont know how much romanian he speaks (ive asked in the past, but he never seems to respond). Every time I meet a new one I say the following (which always gets a good laugh and starts the conversation off well):I'll write it out phonetically for ya:Chay Fatch, tay oobesk booka marayIf he understands romanian, he will laugh hard as does everyone.For all those who speak it, you are probably chuckling a little as well. Its about all I know and I've been married to my romanian wife for 9 years (as of Aug 31)... *sigh*.. I wish I knew more..EDIT: You have to also understand that this is something my kids and I say to each other - so yes, its a little childish, but at least shows the effort!daniel speaks Romanian fluent!! Link to post Share on other sites
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