Indulge Me

[Actuary 3]

Party $22 STT6 Man. 2 Pay.We are three handed when the smack begins.ALEXMC22: you have check fold on a lot huh cscCSC_Actuary: sems like I've ben check callnig a lot with the worst of it actuallyALEXMC22: you should just give upCSC_Actuary: oh okALEXMC22: you should have just hit that buttonALEXMC22: there you goALEXMC22: lolALEXMC22: jokesALEXMC22: dont try that again { after I moved all in }ALEXMC22: or you will be our 3rd place finisherALEXMC22: you type slowCSC_Actuary: I actually have played several of these and make money doing itALEXMC22: lolALEXMC22: you must not have learned muchCSC_Actuary: enough to win money over lng termALEXMC22: i doubt itCSC_Actuary: doesn't mean I win all, or make right decisions alwaysaALEXMC22: reallyALEXMC22: cuz i thought you didCSC_Actuary: lol..well.. i cant show you so believ what u want'ALEXMC22: i can punch your stats up in a heartbeat if i wantALEXMC22: but i dont need toCSC_Actuary: no 3rd party site has 100%, but if you get 500+ ST's go right aheadALEXMC22: its close enoughCSC_Actuary: u should playhigher than 22 if you were any goodALEXMC22: dont get madCSC_Actuary: lolCSC_Actuary: lol..I PLAY FOR FUN..YOU'RE THE ONE TLKNIG SMACKALEXMC22: all that betting to fold to the minimum { not me, third guy in still }CSC_Actuary: sorry for capsd..my badALEXMC22: im just pointing out that you are inferior to meCSC_Actuary: pretty easy to bully as leader..Im shortALEXMC22: ive dominated since that first hand where kitty took two outCSC_Actuary: you base this on one tourney..you are such a clown.ALEXMC22: no noALEXMC22: i dontALEXMC22: im at the end of a long run off *** whoopinsCSC_Actuary: cool..I play for fun, I make 14% ROI, that good enough{ 3rd guy out, we are HU and in the money now }CSC_Actuary: se..and i make the money againALEXMC22: you should be thanking me thereCSC_Actuary: noALEXMC22: why notCSC_Actuary: I dont have to outplay you..just him.ALEXMC22: he took two out on first handALEXMC22: i dismantled himCSC_Actuary: one guy was chip dumpin, u seeCSC_Actuary: i just think being an a s s hole is sillyALEXMC22: im a little drunkALEXMC22: that causes some extra XXXX talkinALEXMC22: but i hve dominatedCSC_Actuary: that 3rd guy was weak..even when he had a hand..i never have oneALEXMC22: this time of night is full of drunk crazy assesCSC_Actuary: im not gonig to play againt you whe the ogter guy is gfivng his chips to you so easily and I can wait fora handALEXMC22: earlier i had 10k in like 30 60 blindsALEXMC22: nhALEXMC22: crapALEXMC22: ok now i have to playCSC_Actuary: hu is my weak area.ALEXMC22: i can tell{ we're playing probably 45 hands HU. He's all in quite often preflop. I'm down to start but an all in 88 vs his K8 gives me a lead, and it's back and forth from there }CSC_Actuary: no pressure on me..u already know u are superior, right?ALEXMC22: ya of courseCSC_Actuary: cool.CSC_Actuary: like that movie white men ca't jump ?ALEXMC22: you should already consider this a victoryCSC_Actuary: lolALEXMC22: im catching upALEXMC22: i love it{ He goes ahead with lots of all ins, Then he moves in with K7 and I call with KQ, to take a 10,500 to 1500 lead. 3 hands later, He's out.}CSC_Actuary: I've hustled a lot better players than you****************************that felt good.I was down 9500 to 2500 to start HU.And yes, I really do type that poorly, and slow

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

I laughed.I really imagine you as Milton from Office Space, though, so maybe that is why it was so amusing.

[ripptyde 0]

I only skimmed that sh1t talking blah blah blah more sh1t talking blah blah blahseen it 1000 times not exactly originalwhere is the content here ...where is the 'hook' I didn't see anything other than a flood of meaningless dribblecan I please have that 2 minutes of my life back

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

I only skimmed that sh1t talking blah blah blah more sh1t talking blah blah blahseen it 1000 times not exactly originalwhere is the content here ...where is the 'hook' I didn't see anything other than a flood of meaningless dribblecan I please have that 2 minutes of my life back

K..

1. If we were judging by content, you'd have been aborted in the first trimester.
2. Your life isn't that exciting, obviously..I can't imagine why you'd truly want those minutes back--if anything, you should thank Actuary. For a solid 34 seconds you didn't have to focus on how unconscionably pathetic you are.
3. Don't post pictures from NWP here and claim them as your own. Bad form? Maybe.. Pathetic? Certainly
4. Pwned.

[TheCinciKid 0]

K..

1. If we were judging by content, you'd have been aborted in the first trimester.
2. Your life isn't that exciting, obviously..I can't imagine why you'd truly want those minutes back--if anything, you should thank Actuary. For a solid 34 seconds you didn't have to focus on how unconscionably pathetic you are.
3. Don't post pictures from NWP here and claim them as your own. Bad form? Maybe.. Pathetic? Certainly
4. Pwned.

Actuary's my dawg. ripptyde sucks. That is all.

[Smiddywap 0]

You gave this guy way too much effort. It really could have been abbreviated as follows:CSC_Actuary: heyCSC_Actuary: you're a toolAnd ripp, I'm really trying to give you a fresh start each day but hey, each time I see you posting you're looking like a tool.

[ripptyde 0]

yea Smiddy ya know what ? every day I wake up and I think to myself "GEE...what can I do today so Smiddy will approve of me"

[Smiddywap 0]

Good. Make sure it stays that way. You'll figure it out eventually, I believe in you.

[dimseven 0]

I only skimmed that sh1t talking blah blah blah more sh1t talking blah blah blahseen it 1000 times not exactly originalwhere is the content here ...where is the 'hook' I didn't see anything other than a flood of meaningless dribblecan I please have that 2 minutes of my life back

Just stop posting idiot.I dont know whats harder to believe, that You're 40 something years old or that You were a moderator on another forum. No no, I do. Definitely the latter.

[nomadicpro 0]

Ripptyde, you seem to get railed everytime you post something, its amazing your like a post fish.And yes I'm that homeless guy who started a thread accepting about 50 rails on myself. Ripptyde you would be my hero if I had given up on life but I'm not there yet.

[Zach6668 513]

Actuary's my dawg. ripptyde sucks. That is all.

QFMFT.

[AceJackOffS 0]

Actuary's my dawg. ripptyde sucks. That is all.

I agree with all of this

[StrippersNBlow 0]

You're 40 something years old or that

wow. If that's true he's just gone from a jackoff to pathetic. I just went from disliking him to feeling sorry for him.

[Actuary 3]

good to have all the love!yeah, I wasn't tryin to win an "I Talk the Best Smack in $22 STT's" Award.I had recently seen "White Men Can't Jump" and felt a little zinger at the end would be appropropriate.

[GrinderMJ 0]

Actuary is the illest, ripptyde blows as usual

[Zach6668 513]

Actuary is the illest, ripptyde blows as usual

Werd.

[TheCorporation3 0]

I now know what Rippy's goal is in life...To see how many different times he can be flamed, and in how many different positions. Hey guys, give him some credit, at least he sticks to what he is good at. Getting flamed.

[finztotheleft 0]

K..

1. If we were judging by content, you'd have been aborted in the first trimester.
2. Your life isn't that exciting, obviously..I can't imagine why you'd truly want those minutes back--if anything, you should thank Actuary. For a solid 34 seconds you didn't have to focus on how unconscionably pathetic you are.
3. Don't post pictures from NWP here and claim them as your own. Bad form? Maybe.. Pathetic? Certainly
4. Pwned.

Very nicely done !Good game Actuary. I love to see when smack talkers get put in their place.

[qyayqi 11]

never thought i'd find a thread where i could brag about an insult contest, but this looks like the place for a forum newb to paste one w/o creating a new thread!-=( someone said they'd giv ehim back his 25 cents if he would just stop whining )=-qyayqi said, "i bet a nickel that cdh will be waiting an oreful long time, clicking cashier over & over."CDH #2 said, "i bet your parents are 2 really nice guys"qyayqi said, "go back to your tweezers & magnifying glass."CDH #2 said, "you are a clever one"qyayqi said, "i'm surprised you can count to one."CDH #2 said, "y, it's the number of times you've been l a i d"CDH #2 said, "and had to pay for it"qyayqi said, "well, your mom didn't want to give it away for free again."qyayqi said, "last time she did, she didn't know which was your father."CDH #2 said, "dude, you're a cartoon character"-=( my avatar is a cartoon, his is a hand )=-CDH #2 said, "you know you are a total loser"qyayqi said, "and you're just a hand. kind of fitting, as that'd be all you ever get."CDH #2 said, "dude you probably have the most downloaded porn"qyayqi said, "i have to, your mom keeps sending her home movies."CDH #2 said, "nah, you're probaly into kiddie porn like your comic books"CDH #2 said, "sicko"qyayqi said, "i said your moms home movies. not yours."CDH #2 said, "see you internet kiddie porn guy"CDH #2 said, "you would shoot all over yourself if you even saw the chicks i've been with"qyayqi said, "stick with the hand, when you try with your foot you just get it stuck in your mouth."qyayqi said, "chew my arm off, shoot myself, one or the other i'm sure."CDH #2 said, "most beautiful women in the world here"qyayqi said, "you drew them extra-careful on your hand?"CDH #2 said, "dude you're the one into drawings cartoon guy"CDH #2 said, "good luck with your comic books, try to move out of mom's house before you're 50"qyayqi said, "i thought you were disconnecting. and yet here you are."qyayqi said, "longest disconnect i've seen."-=( he exits )=-qyayqi said, "well, that was interesting."qyayqi said, "he's going to have trouble in life if 25 cents does that to him. if he gets a defective gumball machine he'll go postal."fredbird said, "might have been someone else using his computer"qyayqi said, "yep, that is a possibility."qyayqi said, "he also might have been typing with his left hand instead of his right. he treats his right one better with lotion & stuff, so it has a softer temperament."

[acesfull333 0]

funny stuff....people sitting behind their computers are very brave!

[Actuary 3]

mom jokes, blah.****************qyayqi said, "stick with the hand, when you try with your foot you just get it stuck in your mouth."I liked that

[bascomeb 0]

rippytide and TheCorporation3 are now my most hated posters on this forum

[_Great_Dane_ 0]

CSC_Actuary: I've hustled a lot better players than you

You tell him, Billy Hoyle!

[finztotheleft 0]

Qyaqgi......In Actuary's post, a jerk insulted him, he stayed calm and polite, won the game, and gave a little zinger to top off his victory.You traded insult for insult and behaved as much like a testosterone driven 13 year old jerk as your nemisis did. You did have one decent line, but are essentially claiming victory because your nemisis lost his connection. That really is not going to earn the respect of anyone here. Please make the right decision about how you want to represent yourself.