Am I A Fish, A Donkey, A Shark, Or A Dumb Fish, Donkey Or Shark?

[dead money 1]

Congatulations on being able to masturbate while posting on a poker forum. 176 posts in two weeks? get a life or at least some porn.ps. i'm better than you

So, are you using a public computer to waste your valuable time posting on here when you could actually be trying to secure a real job.

[packersfan 0]

You are just plain rude and have no class at all for a comment like that.

[nomadicpro 0]

I would say you are none of those things.you are retardedysapgo swim with sting rays (to soon?)

Funny thing I have swum with stingrays! I'm actually enjoying this. Thanks guys!

So, are you using a public computer to waste your valuable time posting on here when you could actually be trying to secure a real job.

I don't want a job. I think that was a serious reply but I'm being serious as well, there are very few jobs I would even consider.

Could you repost the above paragraph in english? Not everyone speaks retard on this forum.

Jowlest- its very simple. You it in a loose cash game with the minimum and you wait for big hole cards, the top 2% range and you jam the pot. It works because everyone at the table thinks your crazy. You would call me with AJo wouldn't you.

[FatBurger 0]

Jowlest- its very simple. You it in a loose cash game with the minimum and you wait for big hole cards, the top 2% range and you jam the pot. It works because everyone at the table thinks your crazy. You would call me with AJo wouldn't you.

So you basically just use the worse half of the Smash strat?

[nomadicpro 0]

His BLOG is probably a desperate attempt at getting penpals... lol... Have you even entered anything of substance Dumb Fish....

almost missed you, i will reply smart shark (as if). Started playing poker 3 years ago. First "major"(meaning non home game) tourney I entered was a $200 rebuy NL where I finished second never rebuying or adding on. Only 42 players in that but it got my name in the local newspaper. Started playing a reg. cash games about a year and a half ago. We played $2/5 and $5/10 NL at an undergroud poker house. Went there once a week for about six months until my office had to close down and I became unemployed. Oh and by the way I am a winning poker player.

[Mercury69 3]

Wow, what's with all the hate? Did people get azzfawked for their BR's this past weekend? Get a fawkin grip, bizitches.

[nomadicpro 0]

So you basically just use the worse half of the Smash strat?

Hey I have no bankroll, when I'm called I'm about 75% overall to win with my strategy.

[Teffy 0]

finally the 1st IRWIN jokenice

Its funny to mock the los of a Father, Husband, and over all good guy?

[nomadicpro 0]

Wow, what's with all the hate? Did people get azzfawked for their BR's this past weekend? Get a fawkin grip, bizitches.

There's the love, well at least the non hate. LOL

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Its funny to mock the los of a Father, Husband, and over all good guy?

now you're catchin' on

[Stylin_Fish 0]

Where do you live where you can pay rent, food, laundry for only 150 bucks?

[nomadicpro 0]

Where do you live where you can pay rent, food, laundry for only 150 bucks?

I'm getting bored with answering questions that are already explained in my blog story. www.myspace.com/nomadicpoker One last time I'M HOMELESS! Does that clear up some things? No more questions answered from those who won't check out the background. Oh and believe me, I don't care if you don't care.

[rwood 0]

no i was just curious as to where you play...smoking at tables is -ev imho.

[nomadicpro 0]

no i was just curious as to where you play...smoking at tables is -ev imho.

Yeah but if your a smoker leaving the table everytime you get the itch sucks. Hot chick, that you? If so, good job. (assuming she has a nice personality as well and all the other stuff)

[Stylin_Fish 0]

I'm getting bored with answering questions that are already explained in my blog story. www.myspace.com/nomadicpoker One last time I'M HOMELESS! Does that clear up some things? No more questions answered from those who won't check out the background. Oh and believe me, I don't care if you don't care.

I don't care that you don't care that I don't care.

[Jeepster80125 0]

I'm getting bored with answering questions that are already explained in my blog story. www.myspace.com/nomadicpoker One last time I'M HOMELESS! Does that clear up some things? No more questions answered from those who won't check out the background. Oh and believe me, I don't care if you don't care.

Is this homeless business a jopke?Some highlights...I am however homeless. Not the pseudo homeless where i'm staying with someone else until I can get my own place. The real sleep on park benches, eat at soup kitchens and carry everything I own everywhere I go.But here is the real shocker, I am completely okay and comfortable with my situation. I'm also what at least I would consider a semi-professional poker player. Besides profits from poker my only other source of income is from a day labor temp agency I use that money just to make it back to atlantic city to "gamble" all the money I have at stakes way above my head. buyin of $50 where one hand will decide if I'll be sleeping in a hotel and eating at an all you can eat buffet or taking the greyhound back to Baltimore to eat a baloney sandwich from a paper bag lunch given out at a church and sleeping on concrete.My last chapter I was a kept man, I lived with and off my sugar momma (cheapest provider I ever had) When I met her in May of "04 she was 49 with 4 dughters 2.5 still living with her. (one at a nearby college) Their ages were 22, 19, 17, and 14 and she was an attorney (public defender) making about 100k a year. I, on the other hand, 27, no kids, P/T market researcher making maybe 12k a year. She asked me to move in with her and her kids less than 48 hours after meeting; I saw opportunity knocking; I did; I quit my job less than 3 months later per her suggestion; I slowly realized she didn't have that much money, lots of prvious debt, two kids in college; I got tired, wasn't acumalating assets; she got tired, wasn't being romantic.It got to the point where I didn't care what happend but never expected her to 1) kick me out the house with no warning or grace period 2) change the locks and 3) throw out (i guess) everything I owned. Oh and she stole my cell phone. Sure there was XXX pics and video of her on there but it also had phone numbers of people that I don't know how to get in touch with now.I'll give you more on later blog entries. I have 55 cents to my name right now. Work is for suckers!!!!

[nomadicpro 0]

I don't care that you don't care that I don't care.

as you post on my thread. Okay good bye

Is this homeless business a jopke?

I'm sorry its www.myspace.com/nomadicproAnd no its not a joke, its just my vida loca. Thanks for attempting to check it out

[Jeepster80125 0]

And no its not a joke, its just my vida loca. Thanks for attempting to check it out

So what you are saying is that you are the guy who goes unshowered to the poker room, enjoys the free drinks (without tipping) and plays poker for the minimum (again, without tipping your dealer), and you call yourself a semi-pro poker player?It seems to me that you are closer to a semi-pro homeless mooch.Good luck.

[zsta2k6 0]

as you post on my thread. Okay good byeI'm sorry its www.myspace.com/nomadicproAnd no its not a joke, its just my vida loca. Thanks for attempting to check it out

You suck at poker, blogging, keeping shelter, and you just all around suck at life. Congrats.nomadicpro, what you've typed is some of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent blog were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. You are a sad, pathetic waste of life, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[mtdesmoines 3]

Frankly, I'm amazed that you all are engaging him at this level. It's a little frightening.

[nomadicpro 0]

You suck at poker, blogging, keeping shelter, and you just all around suck at life. Congrats.nomadicpro, what you've typed is some of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent blog were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. You are a sad, pathetic waste of life, and may God have mercy on your soul.

WOW that almost hurt. Most of what you said was true but the rest are just cheap shots. Oh and were you expecting to learn something here? turn the TV back on.

So what you are saying is that you are the guy who goes unshowered to the poker room, enjoys the free drinks (without tipping) and plays poker for the minimum (again, without tipping your dealer), and you call yourself a semi-pro poker player?It seems to me that you are closer to a semi-pro homeless mooch.Good luck.

YES NO YES NO YES oh and who am I mooching off of? And if I make the majority of my money playing poker, sometimes living in AC casinos for weeks at a time does that not make me at least semi pro? Oh and does your mom let you use the computer this long, moocher?

[thewarhawk 0]

I would say you are none of those things.you are retardedysapgo swim with sting rays (to soon?)

not at all

[nomadicpro 0]

LOOK GUYS I DON'T ENCOURAGE THE DIRECTION I'M TAKING WITH MY LIFE! MATTER OF FACT I'M AGAINST IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE.but its my life. i'm not in jail, i haven't killed anyone, i don't do drugs, i'm not an alcoholic. I DO enjoy playing poker (as well as just being at a table in a casino) and I enjoy the freedom of having NO bills and no time restraints or a nagging girlfriend ( i do still get some, imagine that) and no I don't look like a homeless person, i stay clean. Thats about all I have to say on that, end the thread.

[Actuary 3]

I don't believe you.homeless guys have blogs nowprobably have links on there to somethingthis forum sure attracts a lot of interesting liars though

[nomadicpro 0]

I don't believe you.homeless guys have blogs nowprobably have links on there to somethingthis forum sure attracts a lot of interesting liars though

I'm only responding because of your name, when people ask me what I do when I'm at the table I tell them actuary. Because aren't all serious poker players actuaries?Oh its called the public library.I do have an ipod though.