ksukitty 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I thought this could be interesting. I'm expecting and was talking with a friend about some of the horrible names people give their children. So what is the worst name someone's given their baby in your opinion?I'm going with Drift, when the last name was wood. Parents can be evil. Link to post Share on other sites
Gooser 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 B.J. Upton- MLB player ..... BJ stands for "Bossman Junior" Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 satan Link to post Share on other sites
zsta2k6 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Harry Bush... kid a year below me in grade school... I'm not suprised he is a stoner with a name like that... seriously, what the hell were the parents thinking. Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 satanhave u been gone for a while or have i just been that high? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 have u been gone for a while or have i just been that high?yep, been gone about 6 months or so. just got cable internet at the house.how about "Saddam"? Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Last name LearFirst name CrystalMiddle name Shanda Link to post Share on other sites
ksukitty 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Author Share Posted September 2, 2006 B.J. Upton- MLB player ..... BJ stands for "Bossman Junior"See I'm not sure about that one. I mean I don't really see Satan getting beaten up at school. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 See I'm not sure about that one. I mean I don't really see Satan getting beaten up at school.You're quoting skills leave much to be desired, but you're probably right.How about this one then: "Gigantic Vagina Jones" Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Harry Bush... kid a year below me in grade school... I'm not suprised he is a stoner with a name like that... seriously, what the hell were the parents thinking.I knew that kid!!You're quoting skills leave much to be desired, but you're probably right.How about this one then: "Gigantic Vagina Jones"I wish I knew her Link to post Share on other sites
ksukitty 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Author Share Posted September 2, 2006 You're quoting skills leave much to be desired, but you're probably right.How about this one then: "Gigantic Vagina Jones"Ehhh...can I just blame it on the pregnancy? Or my inability to click on the right button. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I know a girl named Evette Poussei.True story. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I knew that kid!!I wish I knew herI've known a bunch. Want numbers?Ehhh...can I just blame it on the pregnancy? Or my inability to click on the right button.I will forgive you. Once. After that, I'll kick you're shins. And then we'll play a game of grab-ass. Link to post Share on other sites
aucu 3 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 In Tanzania and much of the 3rd world people give famous people or product names to kids without a clue what they are.Adolf HitlerAdolfo Hitler RamirezSuper Tire (girl)Motor (boy) Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Aswipe."That's Os-wee-pay!" Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I went to school with a kid named Edwin Condom. A friend of mine's mother is a nurse at the hospital. She looks at te chart and she sees the name S H I T H E A D. She looks long and hard and ask the mother the pronouciation of the name in which the mother says ... shith aide. However, written out, it is Shithead. Now that is pretty bad. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Everyone named Shale needs to be punched in the face. I've made a list before, I don't feel like looking for it. Piper, Mckenzie, Dylan etc. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 ATTENTION: If your surname is HUNT do not name your son Michael. He usually ends up being called Mike. Same with those of you named HEAD. Do not name your son Richard.I knew a Mike Hunt and a **** Head and I'm not even joking.And I'm not talking about all the **** heads Ron Mexico knows. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 See I'm not sure about that one. I mean I don't really see Satan getting beaten up at school.My real name is Damian. I was born shortly before the movie "the omen" was released. So, um, yeah, I used to get in fights all the time as kid because of that name. Link to post Share on other sites
ksukitty 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Author Share Posted September 3, 2006 My real name is Damian. I was born shortly before the movie "the omen" was released. So, um, yeah, I used to get in fights all the time as kid because of that name.Okay note to self take Damian off the possible name list. However, personally I like the name. Might be because I love horror movies. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Okay note to self take Damian off the possible name list. However, personally I like the name. Might be because I love horror movies.Well, let me follow up by saying the main reason I'd get in fights is because I had a horrible temper and if someone got out of line I'd pop em. After awhile I got used to it and when someone would spout off with a comment like "devil's child" I'd just fix em with a cold stare and say "yes I am" in a completely confident tone, like I actually believed I was. That usually shut em up. Also, it helps if you have a good last name to go with it. When I was 13 my folks asked if I wanted to change my name (something they decided after the release of the movie to let me do when I was old enough to decide) My last name is Love. So it's a unique combination, and by 13 I realized the girls kind of dug it, so no change. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Well, let me follow up by saying the main reason I'd get in fights is because I had a horrible temper and if someone got out of line I'd pop em. After awhile I got used to it and when someone would spout off with a comment like "devil's child" I'd just fix em with a cold stare and say "yes I am" in a completely confident tone, like I actually believed I was. That usually shut em up. Also, it helps if you have a good last name to go with it. When I was 13 my folks asked if I wanted to change my name (something they decided after the release of the movie to let me do when I was old enough to decide) My last name is Love. So it's a unique combination, and by 13 I realized the girls kind of dug it, so no change.Your name is Damian Love and you chose hank213? Odd! Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Your name is Damien Love and you chose hank213? Odd! Was wondering how long it would take for someone to point that out. Guess I should dredge up the old "where did you get your FCP name" thread, but I'm too lazy and getting ready to head out so here it is:I'm a huge Henry Rollins fan, as if you couldn't tell by the av. Thus "hank." 2-13-61 is his b-day and publishing co. And it's DamiAn. people always do that!So back to topic. Apple is a fruit not a baby name. Also, pick something that sounds good with last name, like don't pick a really common first name for an unusual last name. Link to post Share on other sites
aucu 3 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 A Dikshit Link to post Share on other sites
fckthis 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Mike RackHearing this kid getting called down to the office always gave me a laugh, Link to post Share on other sites
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