Love Making Ppl Go On Tilt

[Marc-O 0]

playing 5/10 last night........and i just started going on a little rush and beating up on the table........the best part is the hands i was showing down to win were garbage.... like one hand i was on the button... and there were 6 limpers... so i limped in wiht th 8s 3s........made a flush in a huge pot and took it down...so anyways this one guy is just steaming and i can tell by the way he is looking at me shaking his head... lol....so anyways a little while later i pick up AQ and raise......only one who calls is the one who i can tell jsut wants to take a pot off me... flop is Q 2 3 rainbow....he bets into me, i raise,,, he 3 bets....so i slow down and call.........turn 7......he bets, i call.... river.....10... he bets i call.....i turn over my AQ and hold them down on the felt with my hand waiting to see his hand (like i normaly do),..... he announces "Two Pair"......and attempts to throw his cards across the table at me face up.....problem is... has no card throwing teqnique and throws them face down directly into the muck.... i begin laughing out loud as the dealer pushes me the pot.......and he goes nuts.......yells at the dealer, goes to the pit boss and the pit boss tells him to learn the rules of the game... lol which he goes even more nuts....anways, just thought it was funny, and for all you players that dont play live as much...........remember........always turn ur cards over and hold them down until u are certain which way the pot is goin.........

[jowest 0]

stories of tilters getting screwed are the best.I actually snickered (I didn't know I could until I read this).

[QWithATray 0]

When I read the title I thought you meant "love making" as an adjective and was hoping for a juicy story (with pics/video)

[Mercury69 3]

lol...what a 'tard.

[FatBurger 0]

When I read the title I thought you meant "love making" as an adjective and was hoping for a juicy story (with pics/video)

Same here, I was expecting a story about people getting frustrated and lube getting everywhere

[alf13 0]

Good story..and yes..for you non live players..this is important..showdown your hand by turning them over and holding them down. (very important)

[boyitalia 0]

I thought you were gonna give us some stats, like people who make love 3 times a week tend to not tilt as much. Oh Well, anyone who is dumb enough to throw their cards at someone and have them go into the muck isn't getting lucky anyway

[CrazyJoe 0]

this is funny as hell, i love stories like this...

[ripptyde 0]

ROFL poor guy

[fleung22 1]

When I read the title I thought you meant "love making" as an adjective and was hoping for a juicy story (with pics/video)

Me too...I was wondering how the casino would allow two people to shag at the table. Then I was thinking this must be a home game and then one couple start doing it and then another couple gets excited and...Dear Penthouse,

[budica 0]

Oh man that was a great story. Any one else have stories like this? It truly made my day.

[Stylin_Fish 0]

I read the title as "Love making ppl on full tilt" so I thought it was going to be two people cybering on a fulltilt cash game. I was thoroughly disappointed.

[Dratj 0]

playing 5/10 last night........and i just started going on a little rush and beating up on the table........the best part is the hands i was showing down to win were garbage.... like one hand i was on the button... and there were 6 limpers... so i limped in wiht th 8s 3s........made a flush in a huge pot and took it down...so anyways this one guy is just steaming and i can tell by the way he is looking at me shaking his head... lol....so anyways a little while later i pick up AQ and raise......only one who calls is the one who i can tell jsut wants to take a pot off me... flop is Q 2 3 rainbow....he bets into me, i raise,,, he 3 bets....so i slow down and call.........turn 7......he bets, i call.... river.....10... he bets i call.....i turn over my AQ and hold them down on the felt with my hand waiting to see his hand (like i normaly do),..... he announces "Two Pair"......and attempts to throw his cards across the table at me face up.....problem is... has no card throwing teqnique and throws them face down directly into the muck.... i begin laughing out loud as the dealer pushes me the pot.......and he goes nuts.......yells at the dealer, goes to the pit boss and the pit boss tells him to learn the rules of the game... lol which he goes even more nuts....anways, just thought it was funny, and for all you players that dont play live as much...........remember........always turn ur cards over and hold them down until u are certain which way the pot is goin.........

Did he have Q 10? Don't see how he could reasonably have 2 pair otherwise. Q2, Q3, 23,Q7, 27, 37 etc. all don't make any sense at all.

[Oneeydjaq 0]

Did he have Q 10? Don't see how he could reasonably have 2 pair otherwise. Q2, Q3, 23,Q7, 27, 37 etc. all don't make any sense at all.

10 7 mayyyyyyybe

[Marc-O 0]

Did he have Q 10? Don't see how he could reasonably have 2 pair otherwise. Q2, Q3, 23,Q7, 27, 37 etc. all don't make any sense at all.

the guy sitting next to me claims he saw 2d 3d

[TheCorporation3 0]

the guy sitting next to me claims he saw 2d 3d

Well, as the famous words go, "Thats what you get for playing trash!"

[bascomeb 0]

Well, as the famous words go, "Thats what you get for playing trash!"

TheCorporation3 = RKIGS

[Money022 0]

Did the guy calm down and stick around, or make a scene and leave/get kicked to the curb?I would have been grinning from ear to ear after that.

[wwmoon85 0]

I remember the last time i made someone tilt. He waited for me outside, proceeded to beat my *** and robbed me.

[*Lone*Trout* 0]

I remember the last time i made someone tilt. He waited for me outside, proceeded to beat my *** and robbed me.

Is that true? You should tell us this story. It sounds like it'd be a good one.*L*T*

[Dratj 0]

the guy sitting next to me claims he saw 2d 3d

Wow, that's a horrible preflop call to your raise in limit. Especially heads up.

[kers2 0]

Because bodog's hand history sucks ass, you'll just have to believe me on this oneI put this guy on tilt after making a flush on the turn (getting the right odds to call preflop and postflop) with 6-8clubs, and getting him to call a beautiful river bet. CaptainRelly: 68 of cCaptainRelly: nice callCaptainRelly: worth the 500 to realize how bad you areCaptainRelly: thanksI didnt say a word, just waited to get him again. Later on in the tourney I was in a pot heads up with him and pulled a beautiful check-raise semi bluff on the turn in a big pot... to which he instafolded. The following ensued: CaptainRelly: you are a fish fuckMackDubbs19: too easy sonCaptainRelly: learn to fold you stupid sonofabitchCaptainRelly: you reak of shitCaptainRelly: let's go play headsupMackDubbs19: hahaCaptainRelly: or is this your last 40 buckCaptainRelly: i wouldn't be shocked if it wasMackDubbs19: that's the big man's solution to everythingCaptainRelly: whatCaptainRelly: i'm bigger then youCaptainRelly: okayCaptainRelly: are you gay or somethingMackDubbs19: you are a real manCaptainRelly: comparing size of menCaptainRelly: yes i'm realCaptainRelly: no penis implant hereMackDubbs19: learn to pick off a bluff next timeCaptainRelly: yepCaptainRelly: that's itMackDubbs19: instead of thinking im a fishCaptainRelly: you smell of salmonCaptainRelly: salmon and dirty male *chiballin: go drink some more barcardi O captain (his bodog profile says Favorite Drink: Bacardi O)CaptainRelly: BIOTCHCaptainRelly: i'm drinking wahtever you lady is havingCaptainRelly: man she gives good hummerschiballin: no man drinks that *CaptainRelly: WHAMMMMMMMCaptainRelly: WHAMMMMMCaptainRelly: BURRRRrCaptainRelly: SLURPCaptainRelly: GULPCaptainRelly: doneCaptainRelly: damn that was goodCaptainRelly: i should get anotherCaptainRelly: where is mackdubbsCaptainRelly: he's on his kneesCaptainRelly: oooh there he isCaptainRelly: taking it up the poop chuteCaptainRelly: no shocker thereCaptainRelly: YAHTZEEMackDubbs19: hahaMackDubbs19: this is fantasticCaptainRelly: that's all you haveMackDubbs19: please keep this up during the break if you are still hereCaptainRelly: this is fantasticCaptainRelly: reallyCaptainRelly: you knowchiballin: who u gonna donate ur last 1500 too captCaptainRelly: it's called a come backCaptainRelly: not a come-10 minutes after i finally ask all my friends what the cool thing to say is backCaptainRelly: toolbagCaptainRelly: go get bent helmetCaptainRelly: and get off your kneesCaptainRelly: or get padsCaptainRelly: SLURPCaptainRelly: cuz you've been down there an awfully long timeBaseheadz: Captain, please donate to me later, or ChiballinMackDubbs19: please keep talkingCaptainRelly: chiballinMackDubbs19: dont stopCaptainRelly: is that your partnerCaptainRelly: did you two make it legalCaptainRelly: ?CaptainRelly: how come i wasn't invited to the ceremonyCaptainRelly: i'm insultedCaptainRelly: watch 2 fellows engage in that kind of commitment is pretty sickening thoughCaptainRelly: you 2 should be ashamed of your ass packing waysCaptainRelly: tisk tiskCaptainRelly: ah wellCaptainRelly: i need to go rub one out, brbchiballin: we werent serving bacardi o u f.k.in biatchchiballin: *i.n chumpMackDubbs19: please think of me taking your chips as you climaxMackDubbs19: bc you cant spot a bluffCaptainRelly: climaxCaptainRelly: what does that meanchiballin: i guarantee one of us gets his baseheadzCaptainRelly: is that when your mom screams for mercyCaptainRelly: is baseheadz a new form of hummerCaptainRelly: i'd love to tryCaptainRelly: anyoneCaptainRelly: how about my boy mackdubbsCaptainRelly: yeahCaptainRelly: hey you said i'd be gone before breakCaptainRelly: boy are you a dumb shitCaptainRelly: i'm STILL HERECaptainRelly: PSSSSTCaptainRelly: STILL HERECaptainRelly: SHAKE N B AKECaptainRelly: i need a seat change. i can't breath over hereCaptainRelly: reaks of cheap cologne and male hookersCaptainRelly: *sniff sniff* damn mackCaptainRelly: go play in the dumpster or something, at least hen i wouldn't smell that * on your breathCaptainRelly: but he did tell you he loved you though rightCaptainRelly: so it's respectable..but i wouldn't have let him put it in my mouthCaptainRelly: but that's just meCaptainRelly: whateverMackDubbs19: CaptiainRelly please tell me you post on FCP. that will make my nightCaptainRelly: oneCaptainRelly: learn how to spellCaptainRelly: 2 - i'll never make your night, that's not my thingCaptainRelly: 3- FCP can kiss my leftBaseheadz: Yo Mackdubbs, we need a muzzle for your little biatchCaptainRelly: ooohCaptainRelly: are we playing dirtyCaptainRelly: i like toyschiballin: just shut the f.c.k upCaptainRelly: why chiCaptainRelly: what an ugly thing to sayCaptainRelly: are we not friends anymoreMackDubbs19: i know he's my bitch, but sorry i dont have a muzzle