Reggie_Kray 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 My Story of last night-------------------------Leave my drum at around 9pm, got a high stakes game in South London. Hop in the Jag, burn up the streets, go over Battersea Bridge touching 90, arrive at Rick the Snitches place at 9.40pmBuy in is £3,00032 players, all hardcore crims, chief inspector in the Met is there, he`s as bent as a banana. Ive had run ins before with him when he did a drugs bust at my club, I paid him off so its all cool.Start playing, I have a line in the bogs, and a few special brews to take the edge off.First hand have KK, raise it up. end up knocking Ted the Saw out on that hand.Chip Leader already. Sit back for a bit, have a few more brews.Winds up I`m at final table after 2 hours, I`m in dominant form.Knock Scarface Sid out with my AK v his AJ.Get to heads up, I`m up against a fearsome player. He learnt his game doing a 12 stretch in chokey, played against all of South Londons finest inside he did.I run him over, knock him out when my JJ beats his A9.I`m crowned champ, I leave with £68k in notes in my overcoat pocket.Hop in my Jag, visit a very high class escort agency I know in Teddington.Pick out this young brunette type, she comes back to my gaff. All is sorted. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Now Dutch, this is the kind of post that I can read with an english accent Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 My Story of last night-------------------------Leave my drum at around 9pm, got a high stakes game in South London. Hop in the Jag, burn up the streets, go over Battersea Bridge touching 90, arrive at Rick the Snitches place at 9.40pmBuy in is £3,00032 players, all hardcore crims, chief inspector in the Met is there, he`s as bent as a banana. Ive had run ins before with him when he did a drugs bust at my club, I paid him off so its all cool.Start playing, I have a line in the bogs, and a few special brews to take the edge off.First hand have KK, raise it up. end up knocking Ted the Saw out on that hand.Chip Leader already. Sit back for a bit, have a few more brews.Winds up I`m at final table after 2 hours, I`m in dominant form.Knock Scarface Sid out with my AK v his AJ.Get to heads up, I`m up against a fearsome player. He learnt his game doing a 12 stretch in chokey, played against all of South Londons finest inside he did.I run him over, knock him out when my JJ beats his A9.I`m crowned champ, I leave with £68k in notes in my overcoat pocket.Hop in my Jag, visit a very high class escort agency I know in Teddington.Pick out this young brunette type, she comes back to my gaff. All is sorted.Feel like I slipped and fell into the Austin Powers Poker thread. Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 After reading this... I feel kind of hot. I just love and English accent. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest_ 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 *COUGH!*bullshit*COUGH!* Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie_Kray 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 After reading this... I feel kind of hot. I just love and English accent.Well I got a proper Cockney accent. When I do a bit of business with my men its all conducted in slang, in case the filth are about.The other night in me and my bruvs Double R club we had a visit from the Flying Squad, after a few brown packets were passed over to the boys in blue we continued conducting experiments on Slimey Stan Link to post Share on other sites
TS Clark 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Why do I feel like some American guy has been watching Guy Ritchie movies and then drinking a lot before he posts here?Hmmm. Link to post Share on other sites
Bearw8 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Is that the new Streets song? Link to post Share on other sites
Smiddywap 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 OP is easily worth the price of admission. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Where am I? Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 good story teller ur a funny guy ! funny like a clown u amuse me funny guy ! Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie_Kray 0 Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 Tonight got another game. I`m driving out to the wilds of Essex, a big arms dealer called Broad Beard Bill is hosting it in his manor house just outside Colchester.Buy in`s £1500, winner will get about £50k.All the Essex boys will be there, mouthing off and no doubt boozing themselves silly. My gameplan is to be tight the first few levels then step up a gear.Gonna take me Merc tonight I think, cruise along the motorway and hope not to get stopped by plod Link to post Share on other sites
Flack_attack 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Bump. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Why the jag ? Why not take the Bentley you purchased after your last big win ? Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Why the jag ? Why not take the Bentley you purchased after your last big win ?So many fake cars, so little time. Link to post Share on other sites
kkcountry 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I've never laughed so hard at one poster in my life. :lol:So did you and the bird shag right away or shag later? Link to post Share on other sites
sharkbite 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 The Wisdom of the Poker Gnomes:1. TP2. ????3. MM Link to post Share on other sites
Gooser 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 just watched Green Street HOoligans and found this quite amsuing Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 you American's never heard of the Krays?Do yourself a little search on google and u will find out that whilst this is a joke account it's not a bad attempt at one, even tho noone speaks like that! Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 you American's never heard of the Krays?Do yourself a little search on google and u will find out that whilst this is a joke account it's not a bad attempt at one, even tho noone speaks like that!Do you really think of us as these idiot gnomes?Great movie...not as good as Miller's Crossing. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 The Wisdom of the Poker Gnomes:1. TP2. ????3. MMyou beat me to it you *******!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
tuckermitchell 1 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 you beat me to it you *******!!!![x] imo Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 The OP reminds me of the movie "A Clockwork Orange." Which is easily one of my top 5 films. Link to post Share on other sites
TravisG 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Somehow i had to think of Sam Grizzles voice telling that story. Makes it funnier. Broad Beard Bill for the win! Link to post Share on other sites
FourFlusher 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I missed Reggie...easily the funniest read on this forum, AINEC. Link to post Share on other sites
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