MikeR 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 PumpyTudors [observer] "MRobot is about to get served."MRobot said, "wtf"MRobot said, "when did i make a name for myself?"MRobot said, "i got random scrubs commenting in observer"MRobot said, "that guy kept raising"MRobot said, "you kept folding"MRobot said, "and i kept beating the raiser"MRobot said, "unless you guys were working together"MRobot said, "dont see why youre mad at me"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "I've got nothing against you personally. I've been asked to find you. I do it for the cash."PumpyTudors [observer] said, "And the sport."MRobot said, "are you kidding?"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "I'm not a clown."pokerkid69 said, "lol"MRobot said, "whos gonna hire you?"MRobot said, "a retarded kid?"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Just doing my job, man."PumpyTudors [observer] said, "I'm a hired gun. I've been commissioned to find you and take your money. Keep playing tournaments and you're safe. Otherwise, I will find you."MRobot said, "dude"MRobot said, "you folded every hand last cash game i was with you"pokerkid69 said, "lol"MRobot said, "no one hired you dude"MRobot said, "lol"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "So you say."MRobot said, "instead of hiring retarded nano limit bountyhunters"MRobot said, "that guy should work on his game"TheRedBaron said, "lol"MRobot said, "and stop raising with Q9"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Maybe he's not the person who hired me."MRobot said, "hahahahahaha STOP"MRobot said, "im crackin up"MRobot said, "ill gladly compare pokertracker stats"MRobot said, "the ones i have on you wont be flattering" said, "No need to preach poker theory or pokertracker stats to me. You won't teach me anything I don't know."[/color]MRobot said, "heh"MRobot said, "let me look up yours real fast"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "You have 31 hands on me. Small samples mean nothing."MRobot said, "31 hand, with no pots won"MRobot said, "i would be flattered"MRobot said, "if it didn't disturb me that a 25/50 player was being targeted"MRobot said, "cent"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Hey, I didn't choose you. Somebody else did."MRobot said, "how can you bounty hunt someone in a ring game?"MRobot said, "ignore negative EV hands and just limp in any pot i'm in regardless of other limpers?"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "No, because that would cost me money. I'm not an idiot."MRobot said, "uhm....."MRobot said, "...then youre going to hope yopu have a monster when I';m in a pot?"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "If you don't hide, I'll have some of your money. All I care about is the job. Call me all the names you want."MRobot said, "that's not even sound poker theory?"MRobot said, "hahahahahahaha" MRobot said, "a retarded 25cent/50cent bounty hunter"MRobot said, "hahahahahahaha" TheRedBaron said, "lol"pokerkid69 said, "lol"MRobot said, "do you win a tshirt if you bust me?"pokerkid69 said, "lol"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Does it matter?"MRobot said, "i think so"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Yes. I win a t-shirt. I do it all for a t-shirt. Oh ho ho ho, you got me."MRobot said, "a retarded kid named "Pumpy Tudors" is bounty hunting me in 25cent/50cent ring games"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "It's just business, man. I just wanted to alert you."MRobot said, "so you plan to play enough hands with me"MRobot said, "and win enough"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "As many as it takes."PumpyTudors [observer] said, "When I hit a specific number, the job is done."MRobot said, "it all seems absurd"MRobot said, "some guy would hire you"MRobot said, "to get his $2.75 back"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Maybe it wasn't him."PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Perhaps you've, uh, wronged somebody in the past."MRobot said, "it would be theoreticlly almost impossible"MRobot said, "for 1 player"MRobot said, "to bust another"MRobot said, "in a ring game"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "I never said that I was going to bust you."MRobot said, "thanks for alerting me though"MRobot said, "you're a true gentleman in the bounty hunter guild"MRobot said, "hahahahahahahaha"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Do you have stairs in your house?"MRobot said, "no"PumpyTudors [observer] said, "OK."I liked his last question. I guess if he didn't bust me, he woulda came to my house and pushed me down the stairs. Jesus. Link to post Share on other sites
greywolf26 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 lol, i guess we should all "watch our backs" from now on. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 so that actually happened to you? completely random and unprovoked?Bizarreness Link to post Share on other sites
THE ACE IS BACK 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 That is by far the funniest s h i t I have read on this site. I couldn't stop laughing.. Insane funny. Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Author Share Posted March 20, 2005 It was provoked by being short handed on a ring game .25/.50 limit table. One guy wouldraise, another would call, I'd call or reraise, and the guy who followed me would always fold. I kept beating the other guy and took the rest of his money, and he had rags every single time. Not like "ok to play shorthanded rags" but just rags. I left and the folder followed me to the mtt. Link to post Share on other sites
Wilderness 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 that was definitely hilarious, thanks for the nice break in the work day! Link to post Share on other sites
TejasPoker 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 I'd be flattered lolThat'd make for a fun game too Bring it on! Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 MRobot said' date=' "you're a true gentleman in the bounty hunter guild"[/color']This is my favorite line.....good stuff Link to post Share on other sites
dagheti 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 The last question he asked was a secret phrase used to identify people who participate on a certain messageboard. Knowing the site, I think its safe to say that he was joking, and just trying to see people's reactions for a joke. Link to post Share on other sites
Emptyeye 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Now that I think about it, you're right. Crazy that the site in question has taken to bounty-hunting micro-limit Stars players.Though if I'm thinking of the right site, perhaps I shouldn't be that surprised. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 I liked his last question. I guess if he didn't bust me, he woulda came to my house and pushed me down the stairs. Jesus.Does that mean he busted you? Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Author Share Posted March 20, 2005 I liked his last question. I guess if he didn't bust me, he woulda came to my house and pushed me down the stairs. Jesus.Does that mean he busted you?No, he wasn't even in the tournament with me. He was an observer, which made it even more bizarre. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 I liked his last question. I guess if he didn't bust me, he woulda came to my house and pushed me down the stairs. Jesus.Does that mean he busted you?No, he wasn't even in the tournament with me. He was an observer, which made it even more bizarre.Wow, I really hope he was drunk. What a weirdo. If you don't want to be bothered by him, you could try using the "Hide from Search Feature" button under "Requests." Just a suggestion.Though it'd be really funny if he tracked you down and you busted him instead. Link to post Share on other sites
Smasharoo 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 The last question he asked was a secret phrase used to identify people who participate on a certain messageboard. Knowing the site, I think its safe to say that he was joking, and just trying to see people's reactions for a joke.It's not a secret, it's from Something Awful.Stop tryig to be hip and failing. Link to post Share on other sites
Emptyeye 0 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 So I was right about the site then.*Failed at being hip*This actually explains a lot. Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 0 Posted March 22, 2005 Author Share Posted March 22, 2005 Some of the guys from Cardplayer found his blog. Pumpy Tudors, Bounty HUnter!![/img] Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 For some reason, I just decided to re-read the conversation. It sounds even dumber today than it did yesterday. What a moron. Link to post Share on other sites
Vade 0 Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Blue and Red text makes my eyes hurt :evil: Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 bump! Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Great bump. Link to post Share on other sites
SlimJim 0 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Thats funny! Link to post Share on other sites
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