cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 wow this sucks. i was watching porn, which i hardly ever do, and my mum walked in. what do i do??? what the hell, shes a bit angrey i think but the thing is to make it look like she didnt notice she stood there asking for a bike pump, which she was actually looking for but still.words of wisdom from those who have been there? Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 did she just catch you watching it? or did she catch you actually pulling the goalie? Link to post Share on other sites
loxo 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Which site? Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted August 20, 2006 Author Share Posted August 20, 2006 both, and i was... in the process of..... boom boom into tissue paper too.clips from www.myfreepaysite.com Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Thanks for sharing. Link to post Share on other sites
Love4hockey 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Well your mom is probably in bed now so you might as well start back up again. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 The funny part is, that right when you looked up into your mom's horrified eyes, was the moment of greatest satisfaction for you. LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 You should probably kill yourself, as you'll never be able to live this down. Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted August 20, 2006 Author Share Posted August 20, 2006 You should probably kill yourself, as you'll never be able to live this down.true lolalright guys, im venturing outside, keep you posted Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 You should only kill yourself if she asked to join. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Um...ew.Just tell her you were playing solitaire. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Um...ew.Just tell her you were playing solitaire.Is that how you play Solitaire? I have been doing it all wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I have heard a ton of excuses for how to convince your parents you were not saluting the captain. That was one of them.But the greatest of all:One of my friends was sitting on his couch, pulling his pork. All of a sudden, he hears his parents walking up the driveway. He gets frantic. As they're walking in, he's jumping up and down in the middle of the room, screams, "THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY PANTS" and runs into the bathroom. And they believed it.If this thread isn't locked by tomorrow though, I will be surprised. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I always enjoyed the Dave Atell:"Help! My Hand and Penis are FIGHTING!" Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Wagon 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Now everytime he jerks off.. he is reminded of his mom... damn....... Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Its bad enough you live at home - the fact that you don't at least have a lock on your door is pathetic Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 everyone gets caught and everyone moves on. Just forget about it and erase the day from your mind...oh and you might want to lay off auditioning the hand puppet for awhile there chief ok? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I've never been caught; I'm like a ninja of self-pleasure. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Its bad enough you live at home - the fact that you don't at least have a lock on your door is pathetichere's one for him: Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 everyone gets caught and everyone moves on. Just forget about it and erase the day from your mind...oh and you might want to lay off auditioning the hand puppet for awhile there cheif ok?sorry about going off topic but I don't think people mind. you're the dude who works at the radio station? just curious if you play Crash Carter? I guess maybe it's not even music station i dunno Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 sorry about going off topic but I don't think people mind. you're the dude who works at the radio station? just curious if you play Crash Carter? I guess maybe it's not even music station i dunnoYes I amand no we don'tI've never even heard of 'em. And chances are, if I've never heard of 'em, they're not big at all. That's not to say they won't blow up in the next year or two, but in all my research on music (read none) I've never heard of them at all.EDIT: OK, I just googled these guys and found their website. Here's a tip if you know them. If they want to get big, make sure they pay their hosting fees on time so their webpage can always be up so dumb DJ's like myself will be able to learn about 'em.Also, it seems as though they aren't really "rock" type music. They seem a little softer/alternative like. If they're like Switchfoot (as it's claimed on their webpage) Rock prolly wouldn't play them because they're too soft for our audience. But then again, i've never heard of 'em either. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 no they're just a local SD band and couple stations play 'em down there just curious Link to post Share on other sites
loxo 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I've never been caught; I'm like a ninja of self-pleasure.I found this very funny. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 no they're just a local SD band and couple stations play 'em down there just curioushuh...yeah, never heard of 'em. But that doesn't mean anything. I know absolutely ZERO about our local music scene and that's just the way I like it. Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Yeah... definitely look into investing in a lock... Link to post Share on other sites
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