skinny 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Jamie Gold can win a pot simply by pointing and say BOOYAH Link to post Share on other sites
arpinology 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 gold once won a 9000 person NLH tournament without a clue on how to play poker. Link to post Share on other sites
WhatArunAA 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I heard Jamie Gold bought a cat and named him Chuck Norris, cause Chuck Norris is a Pu$$y.\LOL QFT Link to post Share on other sites
mhoward29 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 gold once won a 9000 person NLH tournament without a clue on how to play poker.So your saying he is going to win next year? And there will be 9000 people that enter? Cuz I think there wasnt that many... And I think someone else already said something to the same extent you did. I see why you only have 3 posts.30/30/30 Link to post Share on other sites
Guest_ 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Jamie gold once won a tournament.... ever since day even the most professional players vowed to never enter that tournament again Link to post Share on other sites
Guest_ 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 When Jamie Gold falls in water, Jamie Gold doesn't get wet. Water gets Jamie Gold. Link to post Share on other sites
mhoward29 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 When Jamie Gold falls in water, Jamie Gold doesn't get wet. Water gets Jamie Gold. Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 So your saying he is going to win next year? And there will be 9000 people that enter? Cuz I think there wasnt that many... And I think someone else already said something to the same extent you did. I see why you only have 3 posts.30/30/30 No, you are way off base here.There was 8,773 this year, or about 9,000. Link to post Share on other sites
Maastonacci 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 8773 still isn't 9000 no matter how hard you try force it to be.. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Jamie Gold once won a poker tournament against 8000 professional players without ever folding.Oh, wait, these aren't supposed to be true.I'm moderately certain that there's not even 8000 'professional (poker) players' in America; there certainly were not 8000 'professional (poker) players' in the Main Event. Fuck, I really wish some of you fucktards would think before you post--so dumb, honestly. So fucking dumb. By the way, I love you, simo. Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 The man.The myth.The legend. Welcome back sunshine. Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyJoe 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 8773 still isn't 9000 no matter how hard you try force it to be..Jamie Gold can make 8773 be 9000. Link to post Share on other sites
darkrider88 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Dan Harrington just sold the copyright of HOH IV (soon to be produced) to Jamie Gold. the cover will now have Jamie Gold in his bodog hat. Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyJoe 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Jamie Gold makes Pokerstars Bodog's bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
kook04 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Jamie Gold has a power which, until now, has never been observed in the poker world. What is it you ask? The power to make people long for the days of Robert Varkoni as WSOP ME Champion. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Bear Trivia**** in the woods. They are godless killing machines. How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they hate light, and all other good and holy things. Roosevelt is also responsible for the teddy bear. The toys were named in honor of Roosevelt when, during a hunt, he refused to shoot an old female bear tied to a tree. After that act of appeasement, this bear went on to shoot Archduke Ferdinand, thus igniting World War I. When you’re hiking, you should pin a bell to your clothes. It jingles, and that noise makes the bears think it’s Christmas, which they hate, because when they're not waging war on mankind, they're waging a War on Christmas. If confronted by a bear never turn your back on one. Such a gesture maybe seen as permission to mate. In the year of 2006 a grizzly and polar bear mated, this is just one step in their plan to create the ultimate killing machine. Also in 2006 a bear consumed a monkey, this is just one step in their move through the evolutionary chain. Bears love honey and picanic baskets. The bear population has increased in recent years, having risen over 3 times its previous level. You might think it's just elephants, but that's just the bear conspiracy, a bearspiracy if you will to make us all focus on the elephants while those godless killing machines get freaky in our woods! Bears tend to attend their own walk of fame ceremonies in nothing but a red T-shirt! That's just despictable, think of the children. Bears are allied with the Democratic Party, along with the Asses. Bears are the majority shareholders in The New York Times stock. Osama bin Laden is actually a bear taking human form. Bears use Tabasco sauce for eye drops. Bears superficially watch CBS in droves to create a dishonest market sample of viewership so CBS can propagate more terrible shows. Some people mistakenly think "bear spray" is a bear repellent, so they spray it on their kids. The bears like this because it makes the kids taste a little spicy. Stephen Colbert will never submit to the bear agenda unlike weaker television hosts such as Bill O'Reilly aka "Papa Bear" Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 There is one way to kill Jamie Gold. Ask him how good he is at poker(or anything for that matter) and he will continue talking until he dies of starvation.Bravo. My hat's off to you. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I heard Jamie Gold is sueing Hanguk Miguk for all his comments the day after the main event. I also heard that Hanguk Miguk is hiding under the alias CookieMonster. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I heard Jamie Gold is sueing Hanguk Miguk for all his comments the day after the main event. I also heard that Hanguk Miguk is hiding under the alias CookieMonster.I agree with Hanguk Miguk. And HM is not hiding under CookieMonster. He is Hiding under DNA4Ever. Don't believe me? PM him. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I agree with Hanguk Miguk. And HM is not hiding under CookieMonster. He is Hiding under DNA4Ever. Don't believe me? PM him.I stand corrected, I guess you can't believe everything you hear. Especially when Jamie Gold has anything to do with it. Link to post Share on other sites
JackArnal 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Jamie Gold once had sex with a bear. The result: Joe Sebok. Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 When Jamie Gold signed Ron Jeremy, he couldn't find him a job. Rather than admit defeat, Jamie Gold created the entire porn industry and made Ron a star.Ray Link to post Share on other sites
Incubus77546 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Jamie Gold is the reason why Waldo is hiding... Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Jamie Gold is the reason why Waldo is hiding...Superman wears Jamie Gold pajamas. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Jamie Gold had sex with my girlfriend. Link to post Share on other sites
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