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semi-talented? yeah right he's considered one of the best omaha players. and a good friend of your "leader" daniel. he made two final tables in one year, thats impressive plus 2 million in cashes. He may manage his bankroll poorly but none of the pro's doubt his talent. but i love your name! its funny, yep thats right, turd ferguson its a funny name. ahh rough, just the way your mother likes it trebek!
rules of dealing with turd: 1. you do not talk about turd 2. you do not talk directly to turd 3. you never, ever, mention being funny and turd in the same sentence. it's a given, and it does not need to be mentioned 4. shut the **** up
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I railed mike and dags PLO last night on FTP;Mike was saying;Daddy DagsDags DaddyDaddy DONK DagsThat's your new name 3 DsDonk Dags DaddyDags sat out soon after, but he was up a lot

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but i love your name! its funny, yep thats right, turd ferguson its a funny name. ahh rough, just the way your mother likes it trebek!
ugh... Burt Reynolds was turd ferguson. Sean Connery delivered that line. Screwed up SNL quotes frustrate me.
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semi-talented? yeah right he's considered one of the best omaha players. and a good friend of your "leader" daniel. he made two final tables in one year, thats impressive plus 2 million in cashes. He may manage his bankroll poorly but none of the pro's doubt his talent. but i love your name! its funny, yep thats right, turd ferguson its a funny name. ahh rough, just the way your mother likes it trebek!
I'm not sure who considers him "one of the best omaha players", but you said it so it must be true. Yeah, he's had a great year and he's a good tournament poker player, but I'm not willing to say he's one of the best in that category either. As far as Daniel being my leader, you clearly haven't read many of my posts. He's a good player though, and I admire his determination with that combover. Oh yeah, good job getting the joke too. Impressive.
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What's with you guys and middle aged semi-talented gamblers who make complete asses out of themselves every time someone sticks a mic in their face?
Did someone say Prahlad Friedman?
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