rsmbox 1 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 so my lawn was getting pretty shaggy from the combination of the recent rainfall and my increased laziness, but i figured today it needed to be chopped down. things were going good for a while, until midway through my backyard i happened to run over a small chunk of a cinder block. not good. i hear the common "ching!" of hitting a foreign object, followed by an unfamiliar grinding/buzzing sound, oil flying everywhere, and then a shitload of white smoke starts pouring out. pretty sure i somehow blew the engine. i think i'm going to go to the hardware store and buy some duct tape and a handfull of screws (the straight edge ones, not those fancy "phillips" screws). that should fix her right up. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 That's variance for ya. Take a break, read a book, try again tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Time for a yard man, I say. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Time for a yard man, I say.That's your answer for everything though... Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 every time i cut my grass i think of how those poor ****s used to cut grass before somone invented lawnmowers Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 That's your answer for everything though...I'm a big believer in the "You can pay someone to do that" philosophy. Link to post Share on other sites
DMBroller 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I wish my grass was emo. Then it would cut itself. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 every time i cut my grass i think of how those poor ****s used to cut grass before somone invented lawnmowersCows. Link to post Share on other sites
FOOSE1 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 every time i cut my grass i think of how those poor ****s used to cut grass before somone invented lawnmowers . . . it's called dirt. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 so my lawn was getting pretty shaggy from the combination of the recent rainfall and my increased laziness, but i figured today it needed to be chopped down. things were going good for a while, until midway through my backyard i happened to run over a small chunk of a cinder block. not good. i hear the common "ching!" of hitting a foreign object, followed by an unfamiliar grinding/buzzing sound, oil flying everywhere, and then a shitload of white smoke starts pouring out. pretty sure i somehow blew the engine. i think i'm going to go to the hardware store and buy some duct tape and a handfull of screws (the straight edge ones, not those fancy "phillips" screws). that should fix her right up.nothing like the sound of a bent crankshaft Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 nothing like the sound of a bent crankshaftThat's what she said! Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 what the helll did we do before lawn mowers? Link to post Share on other sites
NicksDad1970 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I started making my 9 y/o cut the grass with me a few weeks ago. The other day I got the yard started and bent the hell out of the blade. I asked him if he prayed for me to do that. He smiled and thought the coast was clear. That is until I pulled back in the d/w with a shiney new one. He was pissed.that is all Link to post Share on other sites
tobytobey 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I wish my grass was emo. Then it would cut itself.Lol Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 what the helll did we do before lawn mowers?slaves hand picked it? Link to post Share on other sites
kidpkrJR 0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 slaves hand picked it?thats bad Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Time for a yard man, I say. That's your answer for everything though... I'm a big believer in the "You can pay someone to do that" philosophy.Either I'm reading too much into this, or you've flash a glimmer of why everyone likes you people so much. I chuckled. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 I wish my grass was emo. Then it would cut itself. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 what the helll did we do before lawn mowers?scissorsslaves hand picked it?damn you for having a funnier answer than mine. Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 what kind of lawn-mower is it? push-mower, or riding-mower? Link to post Share on other sites
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