I Just Broke My Lawnmower

[rsmbox 1]

so my lawn was getting pretty shaggy from the combination of the recent rainfall and my increased laziness, but i figured today it needed to be chopped down. things were going good for a while, until midway through my backyard i happened to run over a small chunk of a cinder block. not good. i hear the common "ching!" of hitting a foreign object, followed by an unfamiliar grinding/buzzing sound, oil flying everywhere, and then a shitload of white smoke starts pouring out. pretty sure i somehow blew the engine. i think i'm going to go to the hardware store and buy some duct tape and a handfull of screws (the straight edge ones, not those fancy "phillips" screws). that should fix her right up.

[Mercury69 3]

That's variance for ya. Take a break, read a book, try again tomorrow.

[Nikki_N 17]

Time for a yard man, I say.

[ajs510 122]

Time for a yard man, I say.

That's your answer for everything though...

[....Ian.... 0]

every time i cut my grass i think of how those poor ****s used to cut grass before somone invented lawnmowers

[Nikki_N 17]

That's your answer for everything though...

I'm a big believer in the "You can pay someone to do that" philosophy.

[DMBroller 0]

I wish my grass was emo. Then it would cut itself.

[digitalmonkey 929]

every time i cut my grass i think of how those poor ****s used to cut grass before somone invented lawnmowers

Cows.

[FOOSE1 0]

every time i cut my grass i think of how those poor ****s used to cut grass before somone invented lawnmowers

. . . it's called dirt.

[SAM_Hard8 50]

so my lawn was getting pretty shaggy from the combination of the recent rainfall and my increased laziness, but i figured today it needed to be chopped down. things were going good for a while, until midway through my backyard i happened to run over a small chunk of a cinder block. not good. i hear the common "ching!" of hitting a foreign object, followed by an unfamiliar grinding/buzzing sound, oil flying everywhere, and then a shitload of white smoke starts pouring out. pretty sure i somehow blew the engine. i think i'm going to go to the hardware store and buy some duct tape and a handfull of screws (the straight edge ones, not those fancy "phillips" screws). that should fix her right up.

nothing like the sound of a bent crankshaft

[Suited_Up 2]

nothing like the sound of a bent crankshaft

That's what she said!

[nutzbuster 7]

what the helll did we do before lawn mowers?

[NicksDad1970 0]

I started making my 9 y/o cut the grass with me a few weeks ago. The other day I got the yard started and bent the hell out of the blade. I asked him if he prayed for me to do that. He smiled and thought the coast was clear. That is until I pulled back in the d/w with a shiney new one. He was pissed.that is all

[tobytobey 0]

I wish my grass was emo. Then it would cut itself.

Lol

[wsox8 10]

what the helll did we do before lawn mowers?

slaves hand picked it?

[kidpkrJR 0]

slaves hand picked it?

thats bad

[Dirtydutch 8]

Time for a yard man, I say.

That's your answer for everything though...

I'm a big believer in the "You can pay someone to do that" philosophy.

Either I'm reading too much into this, or you've flash a glimmer of why everyone likes you people so much. I chuckled.

[gkunit20 1]

I wish my grass was emo. Then it would cut itself.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

what the helll did we do before lawn mowers?

scissors

slaves hand picked it?

damn you for having a funnier answer than mine.

[insano 0]

what kind of lawn-mower is it? push-mower, or riding-mower?