Vegas Trip Report!

[Footballguru 0]

My friend invited me plus 3 other friends to go to Vegas with him and his father. We left a private airport on his private jet at around 6 pm EST on Thursday. Flying on the airplane itself was a once in a lifetime experience for me. His father brought steak dinners from one of Detroit’s best steakhouse on the jet. 5 hours and much anticipation later, we landed at the private airport next to the strip. An Escalade picked us up and took us to Monte Carlo where we waited in the VIP check-in room for his father to get our rooms. I went upstairs and put my luggage in the room. Went downstairs to Sbarro, got a piece of pizza and went outside with my buddies. The first night was probably the most uneventful of any night in Vegas. We went to NYNY, went on the rollercoaster (very cool) and walked around the arcade. Met a couple girls, nothing special/exciting happened. Went back to the hotel around 12, met his father, he showed us his profits, about 5k in blackjack chips. Went to our room called the hooker off of those cards the Mexicans gave us, UGLY girls (we called two) and sent them both back.and we went to sleep. Next morning went to breakfast buffet, and then went to cabana at the pool. ****ing awesome. Chilled around the cabana, went into the lazy river, jacuzzi, and wave pool. Looked at all the fine scenery, and admired god’s good work. I had a massage scheduled for 5, and at about 3 I went to the spa. I was extremely impressed with the spa at Monte Carlo. I worked out from 3-4 PM, and then took a steam. An employee named Juan was there, awesome guy. Extremely helpful. He kept the sauna at an ideal temperature, and it smelled awesome, I think he said Eucalyptus. Relaxed until my massage at 5, and then went in the steam, sauna, hot tub, and cold tub before showering and changing for dinner. Dinner was at Benihana at the old Hilton a little off the strip. The atmosphere was un****ing real at Benihana. Although, Rocky’s Choice, which I order here for 23.25$ was 39.95$ in Vegas, so I just ordered chicken. After Benihana we went to the Sahara to see “The Amazing Jonathan”. This guy, I guess from Comedy Central, was hilarious. I recommend the show to anyone. After the show we went back to Monte Carlo, my friends wanted to meet those girls back at NYNY but I wanted to gamble. I walked into the poker room like I belong, and no one questioned me. The first night was a good one, I remember on like the 5th hand I had 57 in the CO, bunch of limpers, I limp, SB makes it 12 total, everyone calls, including me, and flop comes 7-7-5, and someone else has Q7 and I win a healthy pot. Cash out couple hours later with 486$ and go to sleep. Wake up next morning, basically same routine. Breakfast buffet then cabana at the pool. Again I make sure to bring in the attractive scenery while relaxing in the Vegas sun. At about 2:30 I decide to get ready for the 3 PM 50$ SnG @ Monte Carlo. I bust in like 7th, due to impatience and crazy blind structure. Start with 1k, blinds 25-25 double every 10 minutes. Played cash games after until dinner, and won back the 50+ ~125. Played a lot of big pots, don’t remember exact details to be honest, except for one that I lost. Q9 in BB, one limper SB folds, I check. Flop 943 I bet 5, he calls, turn Q, I bet 15 he calls, river J, I bet 30, and he pushes for 65 more. I contemplate folding but decide he could have lower two pair and my pot odds are good, and he shows 33. I then meet everyone (my buddies, his father, and his dad’s friend) at Blackstone’s steakhouse in Monte Carlo at 7:30. New York Strip Steak=awesome, nuff said. After dinner we get a cab and go to Pussycat’s 18+ strip club. Place is empty and looks like shitclub. We go inside 4 ugly girls give us tour, promoting prostitution and we decide to pass. Our cab driver, who by now, we are friendly with, takes us to Diamond Cabaret. That is much more like we expected. Inside, there are many girls, many of whom are very pretty. I get sucked into spending way more money than I want, for less than I expected in return, and less than they led me on to believe I was getting. (don’t want to go into too many details) Regardless, it was still a pretty awesome experience and I didn’t mind spending so much money as I was winning at poker. We leave at around midnight to go back to Monte Carlo. I go to play poker again, and I sat there for about 2 hours and didn’t make or call a bet for more than 30$, and I end up losing like 25$, extremely uneventful. So now it’s Sunday, our last day there. Wake up at 11, skip breakfast, go to cabana, and eat a salad. Enjoy god’s good work AGAIN, and then go to work out. Then spa and sauna, etc…JUAN IS THE MAN, if you ever want a good spa experience in Vegas go to Monte Carlo and ask if Juan is there. Got done about 5, then I met my friend who invited me here and we went to cabana to meet everyone else. We couldn’t agree on dinner but I and the guy who invited me decided to walk up and down the strip. Went to Excalibur, Luxor, Mandalay Bay and decided to eat at Prime in Bellagio. I called his dad’s host guy or whatever you want to call him, who was taking care of us since his dad left that morning to Vancouver. He got us reservations for 7:30. We walked back to Bellagio from Mandalay Bay and got there just in time. They sat us right next to the fountain but then saw my friend’s shorts and flip flops and told us he need to change. He really wanted to eat there and said he will pay for cab rides back to Monte Carlo then back to Bellagio, so we did, and it was a good decision. The dinner was amazing, again. Porterhouse + chocolate goo cake=awesome, nuff said. After dinner we walked some more, namely I wanted to see the Mirage poker room. We then took a cab and met our other friends at the Stratosphere. I was planning on going to the top, but when they said a 40 minute wait just to go up, I decided to play poker and wait for them. Worst poker room in Vegas maybe?? Not to mention I lost 100$ in an hour, while getting slightly drunk. Basically played one hand and lost with JJ vs. QQ Went back to Monte Carlo, my friends just wanted to hang out. I decided to try and pull an all nighter. Walked back to Bellagio (all the scenery there makes me feel like im in the Playboy mansion.) to try and play some poker. On the way there, I was approached 3x for my company by young African American females dressed in extremely skimpy clothes. First time at the bar just as you leave Monte Carlo to the strip, one time in front of the construction between Monte Carlo and Bellagio, and one time on the walkway up to Bellagio. In Bellagio went to play poker, but they only offered 2-5 NL as smallest stakes, so I decided not to play. Walked around for a minute, so many ****ing gorgeous women there, pisses me off I can’t leave with them. Went to Aladdin and played some 1-2 NL there. Bought in for 150 got down to about 100 and re-bought for 50 more and played tight…picked up QQ in BB, 4 limpers I raise to 20, 2 fold, guy with big stack goes all in, he has AQ, turn A GG me. Funny story there: guy at table next to me actually fell sound asleep at table, and the floor person had to call security to wake him up. After Bellagio I saw that Vegas does sleep…on Monday mornings. Went to my room, washed my face, got some more money went down to Poker room. They had 1 table, 1-2 NL 3 handed!!! Extremely fun playing shorthanded at a casino. Had my legs rested on 1 chair, my tuchus in 1 char, a beer/vodka/vodka + club soda in one hand and my cards in one hand. One guy was Israeli pro player which was cool since I am Jewish, one was a drunk tourist from the Valley, CA, and one was a tourist who was a part time regular. Drunk guy was getting extremely lucky, one hand when I had about 250 in front of me I picked up JJ, everyone limps to me in BB, I raise to 20, he calls from SB. Flop AJx, 2 clubs. He just goes all in, I call, he has 28 clubs and hits. I say nice hand and go get more money!!! (even when im drunk can’t resist huge +EV) Some other tourist sit downs, a kid in his 20s, plays a little while, I am catching a lot of hands, but breaking even, JJ loses, 1010 loses, but Im still playing decent and winning pots. Then I pick up AA in BB, everyone calls, I raise to 20, kid mini raises me to 40. Both other guys fold. I assume he has big hand because of the mini raise so I just push. He asks how much, 205 more and he calls. I ask him what he has he says “you’ll see when I win”, after river he shows K5, for a pair of fives. The dealer looks confused and shoves me the pot. The guy cold called 200 more with k5. He said I thought you were bluffing. ****ing hilarious. At 6:30 AM, I run to McDonalds get some Egg McMuffins, they have a tourney at 9 AM so the cash game ends at 9 which pisses me off since I have to leave at 11 for the airport. I cashed out with 586$ I think, maybe it was 685$, I was pretty wasted. Surprisingly I played real well drunk. Drank two shots, 3 “mixed drinks” (is there actually alcohol in these?) and like 6 beers or so. Took a limo to the airport at 11:15 AM… after napping in the sports book and being woken up by a security guard. Went home, took a limo back to my house and that was it, ****ing great vacation!

[dna4ever 2]

paragraphs are your friend

[Footballguru 0]

paragraphs are your friend

ya sry I thought they were in there.

[alexruimy 0]

At 6:30 AM, I run to McDonalds get some Egg McMuffins, they have a tourney at 9 AM...

Awesome McDonalds.Nice story. I don't have the balls to strut around like I'm 21 yet. Guess I'll just wait 6 months.

[DaBruins 0]

Awesome McDonalds.

not really, blind structure SUCKS

[Footballguru 0]

Awesome McDonalds.Nice story. I don't have the balls to strut around like I'm 21 yet. Guess I'll just wait 6 months.

yea i played at 3 casinos and didnt get carded once! I look older, but my friend played at Monte Carlo and while he got carded once or twice, he did get to play two or three times.

[mhoward29 0]

Must be nice to live it up in Vegas. Me and my friends dont have Spa passes, private jets or limo's. Did his dad pay for all your meals and all that?

[wwmoon85 0]

Awesome McDonalds.Nice story. I don't have the balls to strut around like I'm 21 yet. Guess I'll just wait 6 months.

I just turned 21 and when i was in vegas last week I only got asked for my ID once, which was surprising since i look like im 17-18. I played at the bellagio, wynn, caesar's palace, aladdin, mgm, palace station, and orleans..only the wynn asked.Nice trip. Sounded a lot more eventful than mine.

[DanielSon 0]

Well played w/ the 75...I love that hand as well especially when it's suited

[AAAAAA22 0]

so you and your 3 friends were going to all bang a cheap hooker at once?

[mrdannyg 274]

so you and your 3 friends were going to all bang a cheap hooker at once?

two cheap hookers.good story, thanks.

[yergan 0]

so you and your 3 friends were going to all bang a cheap hooker at once?

You say it like theres something wrong with that?

[mase_gotsem 0]

u forgot to say the strip clubs serve no alchol if theres nudity .... and when u call an escort theres a minimum charge even if u dont like what u see lol i know this becouse ... dont u worry bout that. oh and drinks are like 3 times more than they are here! good story bet u lost more than u said tho

[pokerplayer24 0]

You say it like theres something wrong with that?

If ur between the ages of 18-25 there is no way you should ever need a hooker.

[mase_gotsem 0]

If ur between the ages of 18-25 there is no way you should ever need a hooker.

in vegas u do trust me every girl wants money for anything ...

[Dice_3008 1]

Well played w/ the 75...I love that hand as well especially when it's sooooted

FYP

[Zwett 0]

veryyy interesting..acutally i was on that trip with him. Great time, and I got to gamble a few times, I look like im 15 (just turned 18)..So just play late night and look like you belong there. Tried playing during the day but that didnt work. Funny story..Cocktails came around and I wanted a water..so I said can I get a water, and someone at the table was like can we get an id for that..I was what the f*** haha scared me a bit..but he was like just kidding...Oh and also I played with a person who busted 155th in the ME, and he was at the Aussie Final table..It was fun to play with him..he pushed everyhand..He thought we where playing 5/10nl I guess. But all in all great trip and great experinceoh footballguru hows ur car?

[Footballguru 0]

Must be nice to live it up in Vegas. Me and my friends dont have Spa passes, private jets or limo's. Did his dad pay for all your meals and all that?

Yea i was really lucky. Iw ill probably never experience vegas like that ever again. anyone can go to spa, its 22$ for the day lol, not a big deal. and almost every meal was charged to the room, so yea i was ****ing spoiled this trip and it was ****ing great to live like that.Taking a commercial plane back home sucked

[Balloon guy 158]

There are no private airstrips next to the strip, you landed at either North Las Vegas, or at McCarren on the private side.Other than that I think you and Juan hit it off well.just kidding, sounds like a good time. Anytime you leave Vegas with money it's a good thing

[jles96 0]

You say it like theres something wrong with that?

It sounded like Juan was busy prepping the spa or he could have swung by...couldn't resist+1

[PotDragon 0]

in vegas u do trust me every girl wants money for anything ...

and you live in vegas ?

[Mercury69 3]

I heard part of the spa treatment is for Juan, in this case, to give you a "switching" (spanking) with some birch branches to improve circulation. Did you forget to mention that part? DIDJA, GAYLORD???

[Guest_ 0]

TU Y JUAN TE GUSTA LA PINGA?

[terradawg 0]

sounds like you and Juan need to get a private room in the spa.

[RayPowers 0]

I get sucked into spending way more money than I want, for less than I expected in return, and less than they led me on to believe I was getting. (don’t want to go into too many details)

Did anyone else read a little more into this...Ray