dna4ever 2 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I can't get that song outta my head !!!!!!yea, its a sickness, keeps getting worse and worse. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Secondly if you own a home worth $330, 000 then why the hell are you crying over $1500 you lying wuss:)I won't tell you how much my home/property is worth, but I still get upset over $10 bad beats. It's not the amount, it's the thought that counts. I never gamble/play poker with money I can't afford to lose, but it doesn't mean a big loss won't ruin my day. Link to post Share on other sites
Chaserjim 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 Bro, You are a lame excuse for a man! Who the hell shares this website with their wife or Girlfriend? Secondly if you own a home worth $330, 000 then why the hell are you crying over $1500 you lying wuss:)Thirdly, your fiance is a Butch and probably very ugly. No offence but prove me wrong. From the sound of it you two are Denvers Ugliest couple who instead of goingout to dinner, club, movies have to attend smoke filled Poker rooms to hide the shame of your ugliness:)Peace:)Why wouldnt I share this website with her? This site is amazing. Actually , it was decent til all the trolls came along and ron mexico STOPPED posting (hes funny)regularly .. sigh , im not going to reason with you , or defend my "ugliness" lol .. Just tryin to tell a story here to the others that are sittin at thier job with nothin better to do .. btw , I like smoke filled poker rooms Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 In case that does happen, I call dibs on your fiance.POTD Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 This is probably the longest thread I have seen which is basically just calling into question someone's masculinity/addictions/fiance Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Plummeting 30,000 feet for at least 2-4 MINUTES to your doom , is my fear. 2 zanax , helps with that.Actually there would be almost zero chances of plummeting from 30K feet. Even if both or all three engines failed, they could glide to a moderately safe landing. Any other actual disaster would probably result in total cabin failure which would eject you into negative 120 degree almost oxygen free atmosphere which would kill you in seconds. Hasn't happened more than a couple times in last 50 years, and Zanax will not help.Go take some flying lessons and you will overcome your fear of flying. Nothing like holding the yoke and taking off a runway to make you realize how safe airplanes are. Link to post Share on other sites
cemo76 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Sometimes I say mean things, but dna4ever corrects me and warns me politely not to do it again Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 This is probably the longest thread I have seen which is basically just calling into question someone's masculinity/addictions/fianceIt's not the longest but it's been a while.Essentially, GrinderMJ's hatred of drugs and Cemo's need to be an a$shole has fueled this thing.It's definitely bottoming out though...I don't think it can get any lower. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 It's definitely bottoming out though...I don't think it can get any lower.Nobody likes a quitter. Link to post Share on other sites
Chaserjim 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 Sometimes I say mean things, but dna4ever corrects me and warns me politely not to do it againHAHAHA owned. Link to post Share on other sites
majorleag 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Bro, You are what we call WHIPPED! A man who is controlled by his woman. Poker is a mans game and this site should be enjoyed by all, but not by a couple. It's just Wrong. Poker night is a way to get a night away from your wife not a night to get her and her Bingo friends to join you! You are a geek for writing a thread about how you cried when you lost $1500 and you needed your girlfriend to Save you?Ps. Is your girlfriend ugly, assuming that since you did not defend her when I accuised her of being BUTT UGLY?I am going to assume that all of these posts are just because you think it's funny that people keep responding and that those aren't really your thoughts.If they are really your thoughts then you sir are a Neanderthal!Sometimes I say mean things, but dna4ever corrects me and warns me politely not to do it againLOLWe accept your apology!!!I want some noodles on my hippo!! Link to post Share on other sites
Chaserjim 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 Actually there would be almost zero chances of plummeting from 30K feet. Even if both or all three engines failed, they could glide to a moderately safe landing. Any other actual disaster would probably result in total cabin failure which would eject you into negative 120 degree almost oxygen free atmosphere which would kill you in seconds. Hasn't happened more than a couple times in last 50 years, and Zanax will not help.Go take some flying lessons and you will overcome your fear of flying. Nothing like holding the yoke and taking off a runway to make you realize how safe airplanes are.Hmm , interesting. Link to post Share on other sites
ilovejulie 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I tried this double up method on a $1 online roulette table a few years back. It was working for about an hour, I was up $20 or so, feeling good. Then all of a sudden, bam, lost my $128 bet to be down 255 bucks. This was way before I played any poker, and could not afford to lose 255 dollars in one night. So what do I do? make a $300 dollar bet on the Chargers for the next days game. I did win that bet, and ended the weekend even. I have since never played online games, or placed a football wager...whats my point? double strategy sucks, and hedging your losses with sportsbooking works....ok not always, I got lucky.This brings up my own funny Martingale System story (that's what the double-up-when-losing strategy is actually called). It's 1985, and I'm a 22 year old Junior at UCSB. I played a lot of golf and was a non-resident member of the Desert Inn. Great place and a great golf course back then. I often reminisce about the hours of $2 blackjack with Thelma the dealer. Classic Vegas lady with rose-tinted glasses, big bleached hair, the whole deal. And the song stylings of one Diane Wisdom, and her version of Slow Boat to China, that she always played when I walked into the lounge (no kidding, it was our song, LOL).Back to the story. Anyway, my buddy and I go see Dean Martin one night (a whole 'nother story in itself) and the line to get in snakes past the Roulette wheel. Being bored, drunk, and stuck in a line with 70-year-old blue hairs is driving me to the wheel. We are watching and Black comes up like 4 times in a row. I'm thinking "it's very likely to come red now", so I put 20 cash on red. Of course it comes black, and I put down another 20. Black again. Now 50 on red, and it comes black. Now 100 on red and it comes black again. Finally 200 on red, and of course, black again. So I lose $400 in 5 spins, am totally miserable, and to make matters worse, my buddy goes on to be a famous mathematician and writes about my stupidity in one of his books, which is now a f-ing textbook in college classrooms!!! Now I'm IMMORTALIZED for my idiocy. But it taught me that streaks of independent trials are not to be trusted, and that in fact, if you're going to be stupid, you might as well bet WITH the streak, not against it. So when the Dodgers win 3 straight, go ahead and bet with'em next time. Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 It's not the longest but it's been a while.Essentially, GrinderMJ's hatred of drugs and Cemo's need to be an a$shole has fueled this thing.It's definitely bottoming out though...I don't think it can get any lower.Hatred? I was really only making a joke the first time. Most of this thread is not about that, but about people saying nice story, and other people saying your fiancee is cool Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Hmm , interesting.For $200 you will be fyling yourself, for at least an hour. Trust me, flying is awesome Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Hmm , interesting. For $200 you will be fyling yourself, for at least an hour. Trust me, flying is awesomeThis is a quote I made in another thread about a dude that had a fear of driving ...my wife had the most ridiculous fear of flying in the world. every safe statistic, drugs, alcohol, etc u name it, she would not get on a plane for the life of her from the same fear of a horrific crash and leaving our children without parents.I took her to a hypnotist which I have always been skeptical of personally, but hey whatever. She went to 3 session, about $300 and it worked wonders. Last month she made her first flight to las vegas and san francisco with me. Not only did she make the flight, when it was over she said she actually enjoyed it and looks forward to flying again.fears suck, good luck conquering this one. Link to post Share on other sites
Chaserjim 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 Yes but 2 zanax and 4 shots of whiskey is alot cheaper then flying lessons :-) Link to post Share on other sites
PotDragon 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Daniel if you read any of this... Jim Bagwell, remember it, he's coming for you!To mug you after donking off his measly $1500.Boo hoo...my whole trip was ruined. I had to leave...but it didn't bother me.Baaaaaaaby. They are being mean to me. Please go make them stop.Don't forget to post next time you go broke ! Link to post Share on other sites
Chaserjim 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 To mug you after donking off his measly $1500.Boo hoo...my whole trip was ruined. I had to leave...but it didn't bother me.Baaaaaaaby. They are being mean to me. Please go make them stop.Don't forget to post next time you go broke !Thats not very nice buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
cemo76 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 HahahahaDna you funny man, I know you love Jessica Alba but please use your own Name to post next time:)Anyway, Bottom line is that the OP is leaning toward being a Wuss when it comes to playing Poker. Anyone that needs permission to play shouldn't be playing at all!Thats it. No Debate! Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Yes but 2 zanax and 4 shots of whiskey is how I landed my girlfriend FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Chaserjim 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 HahahahaDna you funny man, I know you love Jessica Alba but please use your own Name to post next time:)Anyway, Bottom line is that the OP is leaning toward being a Wuss when it comes to playing Poker. Anyone that needs permission to play shouldn't be playing at all!Thats it. No Debate!Please quote me , when did I ever ask for permission to play? Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 bad insultSurprised DNA didn't get rid of this post.Pretty mean IMO.Miss Idaho is one of the nicest people on this forum. I feel bad for your boyfriend Cemo. Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 It's not the longest but it's been a while.Essentially, GrinderMJ's hatred of drugs and Cemo's need to be an a$shole has fueled this thing.It's definitely bottoming out though...I don't think it can get any lower.I thought of a way....what do u mean by this? Some kind of gay jab? Bring on the gay haters.... Link to post Share on other sites
PotDragon 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Thats not very nice buddy.What do you expect ? A hug ?This whole thread was about how upset it made you to donk off $1500. So upset, you had to leave Vegas.Did you take your Midol on the flight home ?I have been mildly amused by your life though...so feel free to post next time you go broke ! Link to post Share on other sites
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