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P5s, NWP.
I'm banned from P5s. Apparently they didn't like being called the Gestapo. Or maybe it was my references to it being one big circle jerk over there. Who knows? Adam (DrugsDelaney on UB) was the one who banned me. Feel free to harass (or congratulate) him if you run into him on the tables.
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I'm banned from P5s. Apparently they didn't like being called the Gestapo. Or maybe it was my references to it being one big circle jerk over there. Who knows? Adam (DrugsDelaney on UB) was the one who banned me. Feel free to harass (or congratulate) him if you run into him on the tables.
no, that place is so comical. P5s in a nutshell: "WORSHIP ME! I'VE WON MORE COINFLIPS LATE IN ONLINE MTTs THAN YOU HAVE!"
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Eating grossly aka chewing while talking, excessive munching noise, etc.Farting-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwmolesplumbers ***- I hate seeing this on girls. Just gross. NO CRACK FOR ME TODAY

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Excessive swearing is a definite turnoff. I don't mind if a girl swears in context, but when every second word is fuck...I'd be like, shut your fuckin' piehole bitch and suck my dick .Sorry, I think I was channeling Andrew Dice Clay.

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queefs
While delightfully entertaining to watch a girl manually queef in a party-type setting where this is much alcohol being consumed, in the context of sexual intercourse I'd have to agree. Also, QFT on trying to navigate the Amazon jungle, its just not fun.
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AHHHH..fond memories.The only girl I ever banged that queefed during sex was also one of the wildest most talented sexuual partners I ever had.Dirty as hell too. She even enyoyed when...uhh..Let's just say that she enjoyed consuming something.
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unwarranted ego's and catiness.belly shirts with a gut.hiphuggers with massive lovehandles.make up applied improperly/overused.granny panties, doubly so if they don't match the bra.snowballing attempts.

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