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The scene-- Underground dive bar in club in South London The game-- NL Hold Em The stakes-- £5000 buy in Payout-- £50k to winner + New Mercedes Players-- All villains, crooks, nonces, snides and coppers Started last night at 2am, I played tight early. Accumalated chips here and there, won some nice hands with premiums. Got to 4am and we were down to the final 20. I pick up AA in the BB, folds to the button who shoves. I call and I knock him out. I`m now CL, I cruise to final table, where I start bullying my fellow crims. 7 to go and I`m massive CL. I can`t lose surely. Pick up the Kray Twins hand (KK), I raise, someone shoves I call. They show JJ, I win that one. Get to final 2, I have a 9-1 advantage. Pick up AK, I raise. My opponent Hacksaw Harry goes all in. I call, he shows 33. I get an Ace on the flop and I`m home. I win the dough and the car and drive it back to my gaff at 7am this morning

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LIVE POKER IS RIGGED!TP/MM not $50,000+, stick with the plan.
What the hell you on about? Over here our dough is in Quids Not Dollars I`m going out in my new Merc later Got to do a bit of business
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What's a gaff? And stop posting in bold, it's annoying.
A gaff= A house My gaff has 9 bedrooms And 3 Khazis I got the chicks with me at the Minute Later on we`re off down my club The Double R
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The scene-- Underground dive bar in club in South London The game-- NL Hold Em The stakes-- £5000 buy in Payout-- £50k to winner + New Mercedes Players-- All villains, crooks, nonces, snides and coppers Started last night at 2am, I played tight early. Accumalated chips here and there, won some nice hands with premiums. Got to 4am and we were down to the final 20. I pick up AA in the BB, folds to the button who shoves. I call and I knock him out. I`m now CL, I cruise to final table, where I start bullying my fellow crims. 7 to go and I`m massive CL. I can`t lose surely. Pick up the Kray Twins hand (KK), I raise, someone shoves I call. They show JJ, I win that one. Get to final 2, I have a 9-1 advantage. Pick up AK, I raise. My opponent Hacksaw Harry goes all in. I call, he shows 33. I get an Ace on the flop and I`m home. I win the dough and the car and drive it back to my gaff at 7am this morning
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All you lot seem Obscenely jealous Of my big win last night Picture the scene now. I`m sitting inside my club Bottle of Champagne in an ice bucket Packet of Cigars on the go 3 chicks sitting opposite CCTV screen showing me the bogs And about to order 4 chicken vindaloos

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All you lot seem Obscenely jealous Of my big win last night Picture the scene now. I`m sitting inside my club Bottle of Champagne in an ice bucket Packet of Cigars on the go 3 chicks sitting opposite CCTV screen showing me the bogs And about to order 4 chicken vindaloos
Go drown yourself.
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picture thishes on the internet right nowat his moms house trying to impress people on a meaasge boardwho dont even really care...and are not jealousjust making fun of how much of an a$$ clown he isif it were true you wouldnt have to push the fact on an internet message boardif i were at a club wit a bunch of girls and a new Merc i would not be on the internet posting updates about it...later...

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picture thishes on the internet right nowat his moms house trying to impress people on a meaasge boardwho dont even really care...and are not jealousjust making fun of how much of an a$$ clown he isif it were true you wouldnt have to push the fact on an internet message boardif i were at a club wit a bunch of girls and a new Merc i would not be on the internet posting updates about it...later...
nh sir :club::D:D
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All you lot seem Obscenely jealous Of my big win last night Picture the scene now. I`m sitting inside my club Bottle of Champagne in an ice bucket Packet of Cigars on the go 3 chicks sitting opposite CCTV screen showing me the bogs And about to order 4 chicken vindaloos
STFU, limey.
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