thehidden 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 bumpyou realize this is like the most popular thread today and really does not need to be bumped eh? uh oh we were only at 9...>MEOW Link to post Share on other sites
Flack_attack 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Veronica and I are trying this new fad called jogging, or, maybe yogging, with a soft J. Apparently, you just...run....for extended periods of time. Supposed to be wild. Link to post Share on other sites
chopper320 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 "We once successfully mated a bulldog and a shih tzu....We called it a bullsh*t" Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 haha nice...you are like the "actuary" of generalActuary is like the "me" of everywhere else. Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 the lice hate the sugar Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy. Link to post Share on other sites
Push Monkey 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 cash game - $900 pottournament - $2100 appx.sex - threesome with an old girlfiriend + her friendgoal - Famke Jansen before she gets too old, or this chick I work with. Wonder which'll happen 1st. Link to post Share on other sites
rookie2619 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Mmmbop Link to post Share on other sites
chopper320 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 1 smart fellow, he felt smart2 smart fellows, they felt smart3 smart fellows, the all felt smart Link to post Share on other sites
Push Monkey 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 1 smart fellow, he felt smart2 smart fellows, they felt smart3 smart fellows, the all felt smartI always f*** that one up. For me, it's "three fart smellow, they all felt smart." Link to post Share on other sites
24fanatics 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Lloyd: So where are you headin'?Mary: Aspen.Lloyd: Hmmm, California! Beautiful! Link to post Share on other sites
chopper320 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Ya I almost did the same thing typing it! LOL Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I once saw a buddy of mine take a hit out of a bong full of tobacco. Needless to say, he passed out 5 minutes later....biggest hit I have ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 that's alovely accent you've got there. new jersey?austriaaustria?! weeeellll then. g'day mate! (haha) let's put another shrimp on the barbie!let's noti'll tell you where. someplace warm. a place where the beer flows like wine. where beautiful women instinctively flock like the women of capistrano. i'm talking about a little place called aspen!i don't know lloyd, the french are assholes Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Lloyd: Harry! What if he shot you in the face?Harry: What if he shot me in the face? Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Lloyd: Harry! What if he shot you in the face?Harry: What if he shot me in the face?that's a risk we were willing to take Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 that's a risk we were willing to takeAhhaha i forgot that line Link to post Share on other sites
Sullyarmy 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 probably a sacrifice bunt in the 9th to move 2 runners into scoring position which were drove in by a single and helped use move on to state and win championship... or are you asking about poker? Link to post Share on other sites
TheCinciKid 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 This thread is great. I find it funny that 2 people actually came on and posted what the OP was looking for. I actually think that ranks pretty high on the unintentional comedy scale. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 It feels like your runing at an incredible rate.Hey Harry, I fell off the jetway again.They always freak out at you when you leave the scene of an accident. Link to post Share on other sites
starfit 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Why would she meet you in a bar at ten in the morning?I just figured she was a raging alcoholic. Link to post Share on other sites
bascomeb 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Do you realize what you have done?!!!You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow...The Town is back that way---------------------> Link to post Share on other sites
HelioCentric 0 Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.." Link to post Share on other sites
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