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This is stupid. At least people don't sell fake money in any other online games.
One mans empty gatorade bottle is another mans toilet.
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That's a nice empty Gatorade.
As I'm making this post, i'm thinking... not much people can really say, but I don't care, i'm gonna post it anyway. And that's pretty much what I expected, lol. :club: Thanks.
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Wow you are so lucky, I never get an empty Gatorade, mine are ALWAYS full of liquid.
Oh no, very empty.... a tiny bit on the bottom, but empty. The one in the store was extremely full of liquid from people at the plant filling it with Gatorade, so I knew that it would take some work to drink, and be even better as an empty bottle.
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You just happened to get one of the new Oxygen-Infused Gatorades that they're test martketing. That little bit of liquid, coupled with all of the O2 pumped into the remainder of the bottle is supposed to refresh your body twice as fast.

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Is this the "I Just Got A New Bra" thread? I'm looking for the IJGANB Thread.
Might as well post some pictures and find out.
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Is this the "I Just Got A New Bra" thread? I'm looking for the IJGANB Thread.
She's just a tease. She only considered doing it to get Zim's severely underutilized wienis excited.
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She's just a tease. She only considered doing it to get Zim's severely underutilized wienis excited.
I don't call sticking a tube up your wienis on a daily basis "underutilyized", but I digress...
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I don't call sticking a tube up your wienis on a daily basis "underutilyized", but I digress...
Enough...we're talking about my new empty bottle of Gatorade here.
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Enough...we're talking about my new empty bottle of Gatorade here.
Think we could fit a bra in there?Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase ..."Is it in you?"
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Enough...we're talking about my new empty bottle of Gatorade here.
Can't wait until page 13 when you decide to get an empty Powerbar wrapper to go with your empty Gatorade bottle. Take lots of pictures, cause I'm all kinds of interested.
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mitch.jpgYou know, people think I'm into sports just because I'm a man. I'm not into sports. I mean, I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it goes. By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and holding a basketball to enjoy a Gatorade. You could just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic. I'm thirsty for absolutely no reason. Other than the fact that liquid has not touched my lips for some time. Can I have a Gatorade too, or does that lightning bolt mean "No"?
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It's only a matter of time before someone photoshops DN hanging out inside an empty gatorade bottle.P.S. this thread proves how bored everyone is today. It's Friiiday, you ain't got no jobbbb. And you ain't got shit to do!

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P.S. this thread proves how bored everyone is today. It's Friiiday, you ain't got no jobbbb. And you ain't got shit to do!
I'm offended by this. Matt's empty Gatorade bottle is important to me in ways you can never fully understand. It's important to the national conscience, and I wouldn't be surprised if it's awarded a mention at the next State of the Union.
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