Funny/crazy Casino Stories

[NoShowJones 0]

Ok.. let's here them. No stories involving actual hands, bad beats, amazing cards, etc. What's some of the crazy/funny things you've seen at the casino?I don't have anything much.- Once we were walking in, and this lady who was walking out just had a heart attack. We stand out of the way as paramedics arrive. She didn't live. Kinda weird.- Once at the poker table, the guy decides to tip the dealer.. and decides to be cute and flip his chip to her. He flips it will over 20ft and the chip lands on a small ledge on the ceiling. That chip wasn't coming back, and he didn't even give her another. Like I said.. I got nothing. Just trying to get the thread started. (bored at work)

[fleung22 1]

Ok.. let's here them. No stories involving actual hands, bad beats, amazing cards, etc. What's some of the crazy/funny things you've seen at the casino?I don't have anything much.- Once we were walking in, and this lady who was walking out just had a heart attack. We stand out of the way as paramedics arrive. She didn't live. Kinda weird.- Once at the poker table, the guy decides to tip the dealer.. and decides to be cute and flip his chip to her. He flips it will over 20ft and the chip lands on a small ledge on the ceiling. That chip wasn't coming back, and he didn't even give her another. Like I said.. I got nothing. Just trying to get the thread started. (bored at work)

You generally need to HAVE a good story to start a thread about good stories.The dead lady? A rool hoot alright (sw)

[NoShowJones 0]

You generally need to HAVE a good story to start a thread about good stories.The dead lady? A rool hoot alright (sw)

did i say the dead lady was a hoot? could is possibly fall under the crazy category? asshats like you need to go stick your weiner in a meat grinder.

[alexruimy 0]

Several months ago, I was railing the high stakes baccarat/blackjack area and somehow got into a conversation with one of the players there. When I left, he tossed me a $1000 chip.

[loxo 0]

Several months ago, I was railing the high stakes baccarat/blackjack area and somehow got into a conversation with one of the players there. When I left, he tossed me a $1000 chip.

Gotta be happy with that.

[fleung22 1]

...stick your weiner in a meat grinder.

See...now THAT's a story that would be worth posting about

[Gooser 0]

funniest story i have is a guy who was sh*tfaced drunk asking the dealer when the blinds were going up every 5 minutes on a 1/2NL cash table. I know you said no hand details but he ended up going all in 3 way his QQ vs KK vs AA.....if you believe it, he won the pot for a grand with his QQ and was so drunk that he barely even noticed

[wsox8 10]

did i say the dead lady was a hoot? could is possibly fall under the crazy category? asshats like you need to go stick your weiner in a meat grinder.

Can you point me to a meat grinder nearby so I can do that?

[alexruimy 0]

Gotta be happy with that.

Yes, it was most enjoyable.Other experiences include getting into fights with drunks at the low limit HE table and having security plus 3 floors and a dealer come over, back me up and throw the guy out.Casinos are fun.

[Wandigo 1]

Once at the poker table, the guy decides to tip the dealer.. and decides to be cute and flip his chip to her. He flips it will over 20ft and the chip lands on a small ledge on the ceiling. That chip wasn't coming back, and he didn't even give her another.

Similiar thing happened to me, but I flipped the dealer a $5 tip when she dealt me a straight flush, but the chip managed to hit her chest and it fell down her shirt. She left it there until her session was up, then did the ol shake-a-roo to get it out.

[....Ian.... 0]

this story is second hand from a dealer at harrahs KCat a NL table, there was a big pot, and at showdown some asian guy ended up losing, so he grabbed his chips and RAN out the casino. Security ended up catching him in the parking lot and he had to pay what he owed. not sure if he was arrested or notbunt i couldnt stop laughing picturing this guy grab his chips and run

[TheBigB11 0]

Some big guy let one rip at the poker table and everyone jumped up and ran away from the table. The dealer was stuck there and was literaly trying not to throw up. Then security called the front desk and asked what was going on. I was on another table at the time, so no it wasn't me. Another one was when I was in Vegas some guy grabbed chips from the dealer and took off running. When security came the pit boss pointed out the guy who was running away. When security caught up to him, they tackled the wrong guy. He was alright and thought it was pretty funny.

[handsfactor 0]

About 6 years ago I went to Nassau on Springbreak. Out one night I met a couple girls (sorry no threesome stories) and partied with them. When we got back to the hotel we were walking through the casino area on our way to the beach. As we walked through the high-limit area these two started singing the chorus from Kenny Rogers "The Gambler" at the top of their lungs. A couple guys at a black jack table that were getting killed didn't take too kindly to it, as I saw them immediately call the pit boss over, and security quickly asked us to leave.

[dball1981 0]

oh man, i remember several months ago someone posting a story on here about some hand that went down on his way to the cashier's cage. it ended up being a big hand but the really funny part was how he told the story. all i can seem to remember is one guy goes to high five another and misses the guy completely. if someone could find that story it's a definite classic.

[Eleusis 2]

Can you point me to a meat grinder nearby so I can do that?

Meat grinders are bad, but I can vouch for the pickle slicer.

[fckthis 0]

Where I play, we have bad beat jackpots. For those of you who don't know, a dollar from every pot is collected and finally when a qualifying hand hits, its given 50% for the loser 25% for the winner, and 25% split amongst the other players.Well one night, this thing went off 4-6 times. It's usually capped at 20,000. There were 2 capped jackpots, but I was at a table where a guy had gotten the bad beat, and won 40 bucks. LoL, lets just say he wasnt thrilled about wasting an oppurtunity like that for 40 bucks.Another "bad beat" story is, a friend of mine, on his 2nd trip the casino, was the guy put the bad beat on the other guy, and won 5gs. BTW bad beat is Aces full of 10s or higher has to be beaten. Must use both cards.

[blackntan06 0]

one time at the mgm in vegas i all most got run over by a group of old people on there hoverounds..

[thehidden 0]

Where I play, we have bad beat jackpots. For those of you who don't know, a dollar from every pot is collected and finally when a qualifying hand hits, its given 50% for the loser 25% for the winner, and 25% split amongst the other players.Well one night, this thing went off 4-6 times. It's usually capped at 20,000. There were 2 capped jackpots, but I was at a table where a guy had gotten the bad beat, and won 40 bucks. LoL, lets just say he wasnt thrilled about wasting an oppurtunity like that for 40 bucks.Another "bad beat" story is, a friend of mine, on his 2nd trip the casino, was the guy put the bad beat on the other guy, and won 5gs. BTW bad beat is Aces full of 10s or higher has to be beaten. Must use both cards.

You play at the Palace casino in Edmonton eh?? I used to play there tooone time i was playing in Edmonton and we had the son of one of the richest people in canada (the man who owns Percission Drilling) at our table, drunk beyond belief, not knowing anything about poker...and tiping waitressed 50$ a drink! needless to say when we needed a waitress she was around.

[nutzbuster 7]

Here's my crazy casino story...A year ago, at my B & M one table in front of us, at a 4-8 table. Older guys wins a big pot. He's raking in the chips and puts his head down as the pile is just in front of him. He looks like he's crying!...must have been losing a bunch and this was a relatively big pot for him, over a hundo.He keeps his head down and now it looks like he is really beside himself, head shaking, shoulders heaving up and down. I really felt bad for the guy, he must have been broke and really needed to win a big hand.The next hand is dealt and the guy isn't even aware that it's now on him to act.Finally the guy next to him says enough is enough, hey man, you gonna play those cards or not?The guy just sits there with his head down....but now he's drooling in his lap.We was DEAD!!!Died right there after that pot! So insane. They threw him flat on the floor and moved the table and pumped him up and all that crap, but it was over.I grabbed my chips and left. Just freaked me out.I wish I was kidding. The sickest thing....every other table just kept on playing like nothing was happeneing. Just weird...and sad. He was a regular there and most knew him pretty well.Buzz kill.

[fckthis 0]

You play at the Palace casino in Edmonton eh?? I used to play there tooone time i was playing in Edmonton and we had the son of one of the richest people in canada (the man who owns Percission Drilling) at our table, drunk beyond belief, not knowing anything about poker...and tiping waitressed 50$ a drink! needless to say when we needed a waitress she was around.

Naw, I live in Calgary, but have played at the palace before. Pretty dirty casino IMO.

[Gibbo 0]

Yep thats a great way to die.. raking in a big pot..

[jowest 0]

Here's my crazy casino story...A year ago, at my B & M one table in front of us, at a 4-8 table. Older guys wins a big pot. He's raking in the chips and puts his head down as the pile is just in front of him. He looks like he's crying!...must have been losing a bunch and this was a relatively big pot for him, over a hundo.He keeps his head down and now it looks like he is really beside himself, head shaking, shoulders heaving up and down. I really felt bad for the guy, he must have been broke and really needed to win a big hand.The next hand is dealt and the guy isn't even aware that it's now on him to act.Finally the guy next to him says enough is enough, hey man, you gonna play those cards or not?The guy just sits there with his head down....but now he's drooling in his lap.We was DEAD!!!Died right there after that pot! So insane. They threw him flat on the floor and moved the table and pumped him up and all that crap, but it was over.I grabbed my chips and left. Just freaked me out.I wish I was kidding. The sickest thing....every other table just kept on playing like nothing was happeneing. Just weird...and sad. He was a regular there and most knew him pretty well.Buzz kill.

they say laughter is the best medicine....BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOHOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.nope. That story is still freaky sad

[joelav128 0]

oh man, i remember several months ago someone posting a story on here about some hand that went down on his way to the cashier's cage. it ended up being a big hand but the really funny part was how he told the story. all i can seem to remember is one guy goes to high five another and misses the guy completely. if someone could find that story it's a definite classic.

haha i remember that story, the one with the jackpot going off and everyone gives eachother high fives, except the black dude who they give a pound to right? Also, in their awkward moment someone would just let like a celebratory runt go every minute or so? I think it might have been one of the funniest posts I read on FCP

[jowest 0]

ok here is my story for what it is worth.I was taking a friend who just turned 21 to a dive casino in Reno NV to teach him a few games. We played blackjack for awhile and then our other friend wanted to play craps. This is NOT a game for beginners so we just sat back and watched him for awhile. After about a half hour my 21 year old nOOb friend finaly asked what the hell was going on. None of the bets made sense. So I started to tell him the rules. The table was getting very excited as someone was on a huge tear. Just when I said "the mark stays there until someone rolls a seven" the dealer announced "seven out" and some really drunk short old dude turns around and yells"MAGIC FU.CKIN NUMBER!!" And gets in my face because I said the word "7".I just started laughing but didn't back down (he was really tiny and I wanted to see how far he would go as it was just to funny). Security had to come break it up.Meh.....not that great of a story. Better than the OP's

[alanstats 0]

Ok so here's my story. I'm 18 years old, earlier this year I went to the Casino Windsor in Windsor Canada with some friends. I have a pretty solid fake id and it works everywhere. So I got to the casino, my id was checked and they let me in. I put my name down for some 4-8 limit and then went downstairs to play some video poker while I waited. Evidently, another of my friends who looks like he is 14 tried to get in on a similar fake id. When the ID was more closely examined my friend took of running. This obviously alerted the casino security who located me with the security cameras. I was grabbed on the floor of the casino by two large burly men who took me underground in a tunnel across the street to the Windsor police station. I was kept in a cell with 4 or 5 other guys who had been arrested for public intox. All in all, being in a cell with those guys was pretty damn entertaining. After a few hours I was booked for a few crimes, formally trespassed and forever barred from the Casino Windsor, and released. As I left I was actually given the money they had cashed out of the video poker machine, in an envelope. I promptly left Canada and have yet to pay my fines or make my court appearances.