Golden 2 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Sometimes I pull out the "Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?" from Wayne's World Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 LMAO.. Nice.I probably have some, but I can't think of what.I know Brigette sometimes says "Fuckin BitchShit".serious question.Do you find it hot when she swears? Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 serious question.Do you find it hot when she swears?LMAO... Maybe if she didn't do it so often... but seriously she finds places to put the word fuck you wouldn't even believe. I mean... just completely unneccesary places, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Ill have to go easy on this one.... heres a couple In the middle of a story, include "so there I was with one thumb in my mouth, and one up my a**, switching them every five minutes"When burned on the hand/finger by something, say "didnt take me long to turn loose of that"... afterwards say "Im gonna have to go home and stick this incider"If using a dull drill bit in wood, tell anyone watching "You can tell the quality of a drill bit by the color of the smoke it produces..."When discussing money and investments, comment that "I used to have a lot of money, but I lost it all by investing in houses and lots". When the unsuspecting target says something about that being a sound investment, tell him that they were "WhoreHOUSES and LOTS of them"After someone lets a loud fart, say "Choke that damn thing next time and it'll probably start!"When someone is about to do someting stupid, like jumping a ramp on a motorcycle, tell them "Its like swallowing a gut... better not stop until you get to the end" Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 LMAO... Maybe if she didn't do it so often... but seriously she finds places to put the word fuck you wouldn't even believe. I mean... just completely unneccesary places, lol.ok, I hear ya. I feel the same way. Girls who swear all the time actually disgust me. But if a normally clean-mouthed girl lets the occasional expletive fly, it kinda turns me on... Link to post Share on other sites
DMBroller 0 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Thank you. I have a new addiction. From now on when I get sucked out on I won't be saying "That's poker." It will be: "Well that's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass, during an earthquake." Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 When I get confused or don't hear someone I'll occasionally pull out the Will Smith "rrRRRR?" think he did from "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"When explaining something, end with "Don't ya know" like Bobby's mom used to do in "Bobby's World" Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Thank you. I have a new addiction. From now on when I get sucked out on I won't be saying "That's poker." It will be: "Well that's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass, during an earthquake."That proves that isn't made up, no one in their right mind could write that **** down, that's just spontaneous craziness. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 On a hot day I have heard/said... "I'm sweating like a hen hauling wood."Instead of referring to a sheila as "flat chested" you can say she's "flatter than piss on a plate."Also, one I like to say because nobody else EVER catches the reference (and I'm demented) is when somebody tells me something, I will shoot back with..."Liar, give me back my shoes." Sometimes I will carry it a step further by adding, "Aah, if I could only touch her brow."Major props to anyone who gets this reference - minus those who have read it in the original Army Thread.Have fun, cowboy. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 When someone is annoying or getting all worked up I like to say:Oi with the poodles already Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 oh, also a good one from seinfeld is to say "That's ridicurous!" instead of "That's ridiculous!"I don't say ridiculous. It's ricockulous. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 The cool new saying is 'What the bitch?' instead of 'What the fuck?'Or go Stewie-style and say "what the deuce?!?"Instead of "thank you", I like to say "spank you", even to strangers. They'll usually say "you're welcome...." then give you a weird/questioning look when they realized you might have said "spank".Stealing this one from "Pooty Tang", when someone says something like "man..it's hot out.." I'll say, "yea, and it's hot too!"Or if they say "look at her ***!" I'll add "yea...she's got a nice *** too!"People will hate you for this, but I'm ok with that."Go play a game of hide and go f-ck yourself!" is always a fav.I'm done.... Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 fryer reminded me of a frequent one we use. usually something like, if the waitress delivers a pint of beer, someone will remark "wow, that is big and frothy," followed by someone else "yeah, and that's a nice-looking pint too."its definitely overused, but occasionally hilarious."how about a nice tall glass of shut the **** up juice!" is another favourite. the "juice" seals it. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Two of my favorite sayings I heard when I was in England:1. "Carrots, Peas, and Mashed potatoes, yeah?" 2. "Fucking Lollypop"Both of those had me cracking up. Our guide seemed to love saying the first one. The second one was heard during a soccer game. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Instead of saying "bye" or "see ya" we'll say "big gulps....." then leave.If you don't get this referance, you should punch yourself in the face. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 In a fit of joy or excitement...:TITTIES AND BEER! Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 When you are playing poker and you overbet your hand and then lose the pot you should say "Son of a god damn *****" and then.... "these people always call when i don't have anything" Link to post Share on other sites
1sickpuppyx 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Fun thread - makes me giggle.I'll post my own favorites later, I have to think about that for a while and I'm headed to bed at the moment.A great source for entertaining obscure phrases:western lingoEnjoy! I found it when working on a western-themed convention. Link to post Share on other sites
Grouchomx622 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 You can stuff your sorries in a sack Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Instead of saying "bye" or "see ya" we'll say "big gulps....." then leave.If you don't get this referance, you should punch yourself in the face.My friends and I use that all the time. I'm also a big fan of "When in Rome" at various moments of conversation ala Anchorman. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Although most of this board is probably too young, I enjoy rehashing a ton of sayings from the movies "Slap Shot" Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Although most of this board is probably too young, I enjoy rehashing a ton of sayings from the movies "Slap Shot"they brought their toys! Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Although most of this board is probably too young, I enjoy rehashing a ton of sayings from the movies "Slap Shot"Quotes from that movie make up 1/2 the words I say in any given day.... Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Sorry I'm late, did someone say Slap Shot? Link to post Share on other sites
Love4hockey 0 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 <-------------------- Slapshot is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
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