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What it do babyIt's da ice man Paul MagrielI got my mouth lookin' somethin' like a duck bill

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My Girlfriend Took Up Poker by zeroThe girlfriend took up poker, I can't believe its true;She started online yesterdayAnd I'm not sure what to do....She's already cost us money,She's a hundred dollars down;She says its 'cause she's had no luck -All I do is frown.She thinks she's tight/aggressive,I wish that she were passive - Even with a nine and fourI see her raising massive!With every face card she must raise,She says its 'cause they're "pretty"!I just cringe and walk awayAnd sit and watch the footy.She doesn't like the Ace of spades'Cause its an "ugly" card;I watched her muck it with a kingAnd almost hit her - HARD!She says that it is "boring"To be dealt a pocket pair;I watched her folding bulletsAnd tore out half my hair!In a hand against "SadRabbit"She had him fully beat,But she wouldn't "take advantage"'Cause she thought his name was "sweet"!If she holds the nuts she will not bet:She thinks that its "unfair"!And when re-raised she always calls'Cause she's "got chips to spare"!Now she's thinking of NO LIMIT!!She thinks it might be fun!!!- I'm going through my chest of drawers,I'm looking for my gun!!Downstairs and armed and dangerous,Although it may be mean,I take my aim and fire twice..........And blow away the screen!!!

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