Maniac 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 hahah this is the funniest thing to happen at the main event since raymer got knocked out by kanters flush draw...Kanter didnt knock out Raymer on that hand, he crippled him, but didn't knock him out.BTW, nice cash. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 I would go just for the potential chip tricks.Shoving chips up your ass is NOT a chip trick.Unless you're Ron Mexico. He shoves them up his ass with STYLE. Link to post Share on other sites
screech 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 I got an email from Pokershare.com that says they are entering a Monkey into the WSOP ME this year. Also they claim this Monkey can play as well as Phil Helmuth, Jr.Ah, he'll lose. Now if they had a million monkeys playing a millino tables... Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 If you check/raise, you run the risk of having feces covered chips thrown at you.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Jerry 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Great stuff.I predict this will be fuel for Norman Chad's ex-wife jokes the whole main event...and in this edition of the nuts: kathy libert and the wsop monkey will compete in who can eat a banana in the most sensual manner... enjoy the mental picture everyone. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Great stuff.I predict this will be fuel for Norman Chad's ex-wife jokes the whole main event...and in this edition of the nuts: kathy libert and the wsop monkey will compete in who can eat a banana in the most sensual manner... enjoy the mental picture everyone. thanks clown. Link to post Share on other sites
monoatomic 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Next thing you know they will be letting donkeys play.......bada ching. Link to post Share on other sites
1sickpuppyx 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 I would go just for the potential chimp tricks.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
rockytrh 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 I found this sorta humerous from the link that Dane posted According to our source, the chimp was found after an extensive search, and has received intensive poker training for the last two months.Wow, 2 WHOLE months of training, this chimp will be unstoppable. Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey the Chimp 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 if the monkey wins the whole thing, then i may have to quitthat would be bad for poker;ijrgfip98weyq34hgw9fndufvuysdhvbjusiu7ry4en fjaewyr83unfiupe347eqrwgf08e7gyvljdziua77r2gfadefuve4wqvn ve90834ru3prenfmme4w-3feadseiau87gv9d8s7uf94nerl;32k['fvls;dfugw0hvn eqw7q6yshfcnjflkdjkhvshr09qw4lsdzdresouoptwgae8uwea3g90gdvijuwea0998 dj3e09rejnes90tuj3tkm3t\[ :icon_dansgklisejgpoiejrgposewce: njvn8uehjrew8tyw40jge;kdjv0eakjfcm vf;wefw3785ur-t8924upiogbkvngjoiruekfjlsdnglji4kl;gnfv;kjewy068798r5f vij346fdmlkwe34dfngo0u2y56tyigbjpweijrgpv9ewug]\['wreejgw094gblvfg\bb98vujt5r9ehjgu09wu4jiogjfswfe Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 ;ijrgfip98weyq34hgw9fndufvuysdhvbjusiu7ry4en fjaewyr83unfiupe347eqrwgf08e7gyvljdziua77r2gfadefuve4wqvn ve90834ru3prenfmme4w-3feadseiau87gv9d8s7uf94nerl;32k['fvls;dfugw0hvn eqw7q6yshfcnjflkdjkhvshr09qw4lsdzdresouoptwgae8uwea3g90gdvijuwea0998 dj3e09rejnes90tuj3tkm3t\[ :icon_dansgklisejgpoiejrgposewce: njvn8uehjrew8tyw40jge;kdjv0eakjfcm vf;wefw3785ur-t8924upiogbkvngjoiruekfjlsdnglji4kl;gnfv;kjewy068798r5f vij346fdmlkwe34dfngo0u2y56tyigbjpweijrgpv9ewug]\['wreejgw094gblvfg\bb98vujt5r9ehjgu09wu4jiogjfswfe lol...oh man, I seriously just shit myself a little Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey the Chimp 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 shit Link to post Share on other sites
gibler321 1 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Kanter didnt knock out Raymer on that hand, he crippled him, but didn't knock him out.BTW, nice cash.hah my bad, sorry for the wrong info. ty Link to post Share on other sites
RickyG033 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 go to yahoo.comright now on the front page is a video of Mikey playing poker.He has no idea what he's doing but his trainer insists he saw his pair.... Link to post Share on other sites
Kuge 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 go to yahoo.comright now on the front page is a video of Mikey playing poker.He has no idea what he's doing but his trainer insists he saw his pair.... Yah, I was gonna post it...but good thing this was on the first page...this should be interesting...a total disaster maybe...but interesting nonetheless. Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey the Chimp 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 go to yahoo.comright now on the front page is a video of Mikey playing poker.He has no idea what he's doing but his trainer insists he saw his pair.... kifoiufgoihaeo98rt3890uqnersrugseilv b 9p83w5uthpq3awjhrf0983wahnvgi uic3qu4yt WYT9GFW3WQHOIT U3P WJUTU098W33H4FFVP98UEDFCIY309QWNBVOUEWHVV EY993QUR-9P34QURQ2IDJPIFHPIAYFV90Q3NE4IPU VB3Q 089 VQ3KDFVIUNQEIOFHALDV VHVHEIPAE FNLKNDFCVLAFSDV DFJA;GFQ-9E4FJV;EWIQWPQU4-IT 3QJRFNRQ3;IJRI;2QRWAEDBFQELEIUHRFC089Q3U-V9R9P8WQEUJO;IRFMAWEFQ JADSIFHAEP9EFEW[O[EWJFCOQWUF9QJFKJAPOIDVJCADMV;AFFCAFDAAIHFIPAQHJF;ANM;AM;KFJAAKJFIA;OJF'AJDFOIAUFOAFM /LKJPOIAFAWAJ;IDFJA[OFJC[AFI9C =QW90K4RLK3QKI2UI5 EIOJFPIQW9UR-9T23Q5AIFJFAOIPEFHYQIP9WAHFVFIUAEDSADH;FKLSAJKL;EJFPEQIU480RQ3;KJUF089FUJIW4HJ5IP3QWUTJFN,WUIREPHJIK;GFTNMWADKFJHAS;SHFAAHDSFVPUIAEHRFIVANDIPFVFA;;oihipudayufhgpiwuoeu44tpqn3a4wuio5rhq3wwascsidAUILFHEANQ;IOAI;Ohliuhkj.znvk. vszBcluDBNfviseajnfv.,dzsxvnjoizdnfsm,dhfguisasn\rdafdagn.;ksadnfvadssvadsdefadfasfasfadfassfaaa Link to post Share on other sites
Steamed Rice 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 ;ijrgfip98weyq34hgw9fndufvuysdhvbjusiu7ry4en fjaewyr83unfiupe347eqrwgf08e7gyvljdziua77r2gfadefuve4wqvn ve90834ru3prenfmme4w-3feadseiau87gv9d8s7uf94nerl;32k['fvls;dfugw0hvn eqw7q6yshfcnjflkdjkhvshr09qw4lsdzdresouoptwgae8uwea3g90gdvijuwea0998 dj3e09rejnes90tuj3tkm3t\[ :icon_dansgklisejgpoiejrgposewce: njvn8uehjrew8tyw40jge;kdjv0eakjfcm vf;wefw3785ur-t8924upiogbkvngjoiruekfjlsdnglji4kl;gnfv;kjewy068798r5f vij346fdmlkwe34dfngo0u2y56tyigbjpweijrgpv9ewug]\['wreejgw094gblvfg\bb98vujt5r9ehjgu09wu4jiogjfswfe heads up, right now Link to post Share on other sites
Konidias 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Hahah... the monkey showed one of his cards while looking at them... and then he started grabbing other player's chips... I think this monkey might not survive this event... someone will get pissed and kill it. Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey the Chimp 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 heads up, right now Link to post Share on other sites
RickyG033 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 He also played 53o and pounded the table when he won a pot. I feel bad for whoever has to sit next to it for like 12 hours.EDIT: I don't know what I was thinking, it won't last 12 hours Link to post Share on other sites
Steamed Rice 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 imagine being the one who gets the unlucky draw of sitting next to the chimpmikey theres no way you survive this Link to post Share on other sites
RickyG033 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 imagine being the one who gets the unlucky draw of sitting next to the chimpmikey theres no way you survive thisI hope its Helmuth How nuts would he go if Mikey starts grabbing his chips?? Link to post Share on other sites
rockytrh 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 I hope its Helmuth How nuts would he go if Mikey starts grabbing his chips??how nuts would anybody go if another player (monkey or not) grabbed your nuts, i mean chips.I also just watched the vid, oh man, if the WSOP allows this, i will friggin think it will be the end of poker, or any of any value the WSOP has (left). Harrahs, needs to put a stop to this nonsense. Link to post Share on other sites
Kuge 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 This might be the best joke account I've seen in awhile, too bad it will get old in soon...I think...heh Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 There is no way they can allow this monkey to play. It string bets, takes other player's chips, and knocks over its own chip stack. Highly un-professional. If i was the floor man I would be giving that monkey 15-minute penalties all day. Link to post Share on other sites
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