How Did You Lose Your Virginity?

[ricker 0]

Here's my studly story:I was 16, she was 15 (yuck I know...) we were in "love" and I was over at my friend's house and we were all hot tubbing it up. Finally me and her go up and decide to get changed, and we're in the bathroom together, things started happening, and we did it on my best friend's towel...which I hung up after I was done.

[Actuary 3]

sophomore HS.I was new to school and belive or not, the "hot new guy".Unfortunelty, I did not run with the "popular" crowd in my previous schools and genrally tended to be shy. Not a geek, just had a smaller group of friends. So this new found popularity came as my hormones were peaking..all pent up from the not-so-good days of junior high.Any way... Meet 3 girls early that school year while hanging out with an older guy and my peer. I started dated one of them (a freshman. Ver pretty, did some modeling. 32B-22-33). She was a lot of fun and on our third date, we had sex in the back of my parents Cutlass.She was on top and said "Do you want to make love" I said "right now?"I did not come for about 30 min of sex... and she didn't give a handjob either. We weren't using protection but I was supposed to shoot in on her stomach.So I finished later at homeShe was on top most of the time (easier in a car).And I"ll never forget two things:When she first asked, and then lifted up to reach behind her leg and grab my **** before slowly sittng down on it ..And towards the end, when she raised up and said, "Oh my god, I keep coming, feel how wet I am" She was 15..... and she talked like a porn star.Finally I came later when I hookd up withsome girl that worked for my dad. She had protection. The others are cloudy; but I do know at least 3 of them got pregnant out of wedlock within 2 yrs of being with me. fwiw, I"ve olny had sex 1 time with a condom.Back then, my entire goal was to get with a girl.Not so much now.TMI?

[GrinderMJ 0]

sophomore HS.I was new to school and belive or not, the "hot new guy".Unfortunelty, I did not run with the "popular" crowd in my previous schools and genrally tended to be shy. Not a geek, just had a smaller group of friends. So this new found popularity came as my hormones were peaking..all pent up from the not-so-good days of junior high.Any way... Meet 3 girls early that school year while hanging out with an older guy and my peer. I started dated one of them (a freshman. Ver pretty, did some modeling. 32B-22-33). She was a lot of fun and on our third date, we had sex in the back of my parents Cutlass.She was on top and said "Do you want to make love" I said "right now?"I did not come for about 30 min of sex... and she didn't give a handjob either. We weren't using protection but I was supposed to shoot in on her stomach.So I finished later at homeShe was on top most of the time (easier in a car).And I"ll never forget two things:When she first asked, and then lifted up to reach behind her leg and grab my **** before slowly sittng down on it ..And towards the end, when she raised up and said, "Oh my god, I keep coming, feel how wet I am" She was 15..... and she talked like a porn star.Finally I came later when I hookd up withsome girl that worked for my dad. She had protection. The others are cloudy; but I do know at least 3 of them got pregnant out of wedlock within 2 yrs of being with me. fwiw, I"ve olny had sex 1 time with a condom.Back then, my entire goal was to get with a girl.Not so much now.TMI?

LOL, wtf is this?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

well, I was nearly 20, and I was at a nightclub, drinking and partying all night, finally, at the end of the night, time to pay the tab, well, the ID I gave the bartender was a fake, (it was a black womans ID, I am a white male) and I didn't have any money left to pay for me drinks, so the bartender took me to the managers office who I believe was mafia. He says to me, you drink my booze for free, you drink my splooge to pay the tab. So I did, all the while the homeless guy that swept the place up banged me in my hiney to the delight of the bartenders.oh wait, did you mean with a girl?18, freshman year of college, banged a black chick at an old plantation and slave house in Mississippi in the driveway, in my Ford Pinto. This is true.

[lvpro 0]

I was 17 with my girlfriend of the same age. We had been dating for just over 2 months. That day was Bumbershoot, and we went to Seattle to see the comedian Zach Galifinakis with my two best friends. They were going to see Death Cab For Cutie after the comedy, but we decided to leave because we were "tired."We were going to rent a movie (Orange County, if I remember correctly), but she, apparently, had a different idea. My mom and her boyfriend were out of town visiting his family, I believe, so my house was empty.We went back to my house, did it, lasted about 15 minutes. Then we laid there and listened to "Parachutes" by Coldplay. Then we did it again. Then we went to pick up my mom and her boyfriend from the airport around midnight.Not too spectacular, honestly. Parachutes makes EXCELLENT post-coital listening, however.

[76clubs 0]

well, I was nearly 20, and I was at a nightclub, drinking and partying all night, finally, at the end of the night, time to pay the tab, well, the ID I gave the bartender was a fake, (it was a black womans ID, I am a white male) and I didn't have any money left to pay for me drinks, so the bartender took me to the managers office who I believe was mafia. He says to me, you drink my booze for free, you drink my splooge to pay the tab. So I did, all the while the homeless guy that swept the place up banged my in my hiney to the delight of the bartenders.oh wait, did you mean with a girl?

This is one of the funniest posts Ive read in a while.

[timwakefield 68]

I probably have the most boring story: I was 17, and it was with my girlfriend at my parents' house while they were away for the weekend. We'd talked about it and everything, so it wasn't really spontaneous. She was a virgin too, and it was kind of awkward but also kind of awesome.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I probably have the most boring story: I was 17, and it was with my girlfriend at my parents' house while they were away for the weekend.

spice it up with some photos of her

[LongLiveYorke 38]

I was 17, I was in my bedroom of my parent's house with my girlfriend of a few weeks. I was a virgin and she wasn't, so she was eager and willing. She offered to have sex and we did. It hurt her a lot even though she had done it before, and she made me stop after a while. Not a very exciting story, but I guess we're going for objectivity here. I was going to make something up, like: right after the climax, my mind was so at bliss that for a moment I gained enlightenment and invented a theory for quantum gravity that managed to link together all four known forces (plus two more that have yet to be discovered). It would have been my Slapstick moment (do I get any points, Dutch?)

[timwakefield 68]

spice it up with some photos of her

[CardWarfare 4]

hilarious gay rape tale capped off with a hilarious-er racially ironic tale.

phenominal sir. pure gold.edit to add my story:i was watching the superbowl when i was 16.. which would make it the 2002 bowl which the bucs won. i was at my g/fs house, and when i got up to go get something to eat at halftime, i walked through her house and realized her parents were gone. she, apparently had realized this earlier, as i walked back into the room to be pleasantly surprised by my then g/f in some pretty fancy bra/panty combo. undressing/foreplay/insertion/pumping/moaning/completions on both sides/fin.the best part is that she actually waited til halftime to make her move.

[Actuary 3]

I maried the only virgin I had sex with.That was two goals achieved.

[mrdannyg 274]

well, I was nearly 20, and I was at a nightclub, drinking and partying all night, finally, at the end of the night, time to pay the tab, well, the ID I gave the bartender was a fake, (it was a black womans ID, I am a white male) and I didn't have any money left to pay for me drinks, so the bartender took me to the managers office who I believe was mafia. He says to me, you drink my booze for free, you drink my splooge to pay the tab. So I did, all the while the homeless guy that swept the place up banged me in my hiney to the delight of the bartenders.oh wait, did you mean with a girl?18, freshman year of college, banged a black chick at an old plantation and slave house in Mississippi in the driveway, in my Ford Pinto. This is true.

some things you just can't make up

[Dirtydutch 8]

I was 17, I was in my bedroom of my parent's house with my girlfriend of a few weeks. I was a virgin and she wasn't, so she was eager and willing. She offered to have sex and we did. It hurt her a lot even though she had done it before, and she made me stop after a while. Not a very exciting story, but I guess we're going for objectivity here. I was going to make something up, like: right after the climax, my mind was so at bliss that for a moment I gained enlightenment and invented a theory for quantum gravity that managed to link together all four known forces (plus two more that have yet to be discovered). It would have been my Slapstick moment (do I get any points, Dutch?)

Hmmm... No. Almost, but some people might get it. I like you and you're good at math, so you have a shot at being ranked. In fact, Wang is running this list over, and I have nine open spots, so I'm giving you 500 pts. You're number two.

[Actuary 3]

wonder if I get points for general apathy towards ranking systems?

[Dirtydutch 8]

wonder if I get points for general apathy towards ranking systems?

No, but that sentance amuses me. 1 point. You're number three.

[Actuary 3]

No, but that sentance amuses me. 1 point. You're number three.

Yee HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWWW Whoopieeeeeuh.. i mean .. So.

[76clubs 0]

These pretzels are making me thirsty. is that worth a point?

[LadyGrey 6]

No, but that sentance amuses me. 1 point. You're number three.

God damnit, I can't hold it in any longer. It's sentence. Sentence. For christ's sake it's a simple and commonly used word, and you purport to be intellectually superior to the majority of posters here. Spell it right.

[Dirtydutch 8]

Yee HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWWW Whoopieeeeeuh.. i mean .. So.

Your name will appear on my blog at some point (unless you fail to hold this honor until my next update). People would die to get their name on there.

God damnit, I can't hold it in any longer. It's sentence. Sentence. For christ's sake it's a simple and commonly used word, and you purport to be intellectually superior to the majority of posters here. Spell it right.

It's a typo dude (dudet?). Let it go.

[Actuary 3]

Your name will appear on my blog at some point (unless you fail to hold this honor until my next update). People would die to get their name on there.

you have a blog?**********i got to stay out of OT.hard enough to get work done as it is.

[Dirtydutch 8]

you have a blog?**********i got to stay out of OT.hard enough to get work done as it is.

Yeah, if you want to read it, I'd go with the earlier stuff first. My work began to suffer after Lindsey started. I never really fully recovered.

[Actuary 3]

Yeah, if you want to read it, I'd go with the earlier stuff first. My work began to suffer after Lindsey started. I never really fully recovered.

kinda being sarcastic..if I pretend to not know you had a blog, do you think I'd be interested in reading it?the internet has revealed so much narcissism. (sp ? )I got plenty, too.

[LadyGrey 6]

It's a typo dude (dudet?). Let it go.

I believe it's spelt 'dudette' but either way don't use that word, it's a terrible coinage. And whether 'sentance' was a typo or not I see it way too often and it irrationally bugs me, so don't take my rant too personally... perhaps 40% personally would be sufficient.

[Shimmering Wang 1]

Man, Actuary...I usually imagine as your former avatar, Stephen Root as Milton from Office Space, or at least some kind of bespectacled actuary looking actuary.But so far..."Mirror, Mirron, on the block? Who's the biggest badass with the biggest cock?" Actuary. The post about marrying the only virgin you ever boned was priceless.WangPS- Good stuff, guys. Very good stuff.