Shimmering Wang 1 Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 you better come save this thread wang.it's goin down the shitter latelyI'm terrifed to post MY virginity story, because it's going to be very long with lots of background, and completely unWang. It's a story I've told to like 4 or 5 people ever. Makes me all vulnerable, and was probably the single experience or group of experiences that shaped my life for the next 5-7 years.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I'm terrifed to post MY virginity story, because it's going to be very long with lots of background, and completely unWang. It's a story I've told to like 4 or 5 people ever. Makes me all vulnerable, and was probably the single experience or group of experiences that shaped my life for the next 5-7 years.WangDoesn't sound interesting. Just make something up. Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 i was so desperate, i had to date rape a hookerim just serious Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 i was so desperate, i had to date rape a hookerim just seriousThat's no biggy. It's like a dine-n-dash. Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 That's no biggy. It's like a dine-n-dash.except without the mayonaise Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 except without the mayonaiseSpeak for yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I'm terrifed to post MY virginity story, because it's going to be very long with lots of background, and completely unWang. It's a story I've told to like 4 or 5 people ever. Makes me all vulnerable, and was probably the single experience or group of experiences that shaped my life for the next 5-7 years.Wangthe word 'group' intrigues me. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Speak for yourself.Beat me to it!!!!+1 anyway Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 18. Trip to Winnipeg with friends, since we could "legally" drink there.Picked up some slut in a bar. I was so hammered, we went at it for like an hour, and I never finished. Started in her Mustang, finished in her friends apartment. Good times... now what the **** was her name? Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 18. Trip to Winnipeg with friends, since we could "legally" drink there.Picked up some slut in a bar. I was so hammered, we went at it for like an hour, and I never finished. Started in her Mustang, finished in her friends apartment. Good times... now what the **** was her name? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 here in the mountains of kentucky you become a man at an early age. my cousin sally may was over at the shack and we snuck off to the still in the woods and got drunk on shine. cant remember much but 9 months later we had a son named jimmy ray. we his a handsome boy underneath his helmet. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 here in the mountains of kentucky you become a man at an early age. my cousin sally may was over at the shack and we snuck off to the still in the woods and got drunk on shine. cant remember much but 9 months later we had a son named jimmy ray. we his a handsome boy underneath his helmet.how's he coming along with drinking mashed taters through a straw? Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 how's he coming along with drinking mashed taters through a straw?don't forget the maters Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 been married over 10 yrs now to her.in all honesty, the Actuaries here are the jocks.Always winning the softball and golf and bowling intramural games.doing a fair bit of drinking and poker playing as well.good sense of humour. Some are nerdy, mostly the Asians.Personally, I let myself go after marriage, stress from this job, and lack of discipline.But I woulda done me in HS/college.Now the accountants..lol..those girls/guys are dorks! Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I smell sarcasm. Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 as a Christian i thought i better not post in this thread but all in the name of fun so why not.before a became a Christian (i considered myself on my whole life but never really understood it until i was around 15)when i was 14 i had sex for the first time in a barn when i went to bega (bega cheese anyone????). with a girl who i met at the yearly town gathering. there is like 500 people in the whole town so everybody knows everybody. nice little place.That barn bit had me laughing, well played man. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 as a Christian i thought i better not post in this thread but all in the name of fun so why not.before a became a Christian (i considered myself on my whole life but never really understood it until i was around 15)when i was 14 i had sex for the first time in a barn when i went to bega (bega cheese anyone????). with a girl who i met at the yearly town gathering. there is like 500 people in the whole town so everybody knows everybody. nice little place. oh wow you can use 5 letters, you rock...... fagHow very Christian of you............ Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 How very Christian of you............owned Link to post Share on other sites
sv396 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 so along the same lines, whats the story of your first same-sex experience if u had one? Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 so along the same lines, whats the story of your first same-sex experience if u had one?uh..welcome.odd first post. Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I guess ill post mine.I was 16 years old and my girlfriend was going to some summer program. We decided the night before that she would ditch classes that day and leave with me. Her mom was like insanely strict so this was the only way possible. I picked her up and we drove to the lake. I layed out my Coca-Cola bed sheets in the back seat of my '98 Cavalier. I've heard the first time is always quick but it was crazy. Started around 9:00 AM and when we were done I looked at the clock and it was like 12:30. It felt more like 10 minutes. Best part of it all? It was her mom's birthday! Happy birthday *****! Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 so along the same lines, whats the story of your first same-sex experience if u had one?Jerking off to lesbian porn. #2 was getting a handie from a girl that looked like a horse. I'm pretty sure she was a post-op or something. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Jerking off to lesbian porn. #2 was getting a handie from a girl that looked like a horse. I'm pretty sure she was a post-op or something.*spit-take*As for further contribution to this thread, I can't really provide much. I'm 23 and never done the ****-in-vagina-dance. That's by choice actually. I've had a couple of opportunities...but I'm doing the old-fashioned 'waiting for marriage' dealie. I'm certainly not ashamed of the choice. Link to post Share on other sites
1sickpuppyx 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 *spit-take*As for further contribution to this thread, I can't really provide much. I'm 23 and never done the ****-in-vagina-dance. That's by choice actually. I've had a couple of opportunities...but I'm doing the old-fashioned 'waiting for marriage' dealie. I'm certainly not ashamed of the choice.Very respectable. We did that too - neither of us has had more than one partner. It's made for some interesting moments, but well worth it.Fight the good fight - you'll find a find someone who appreciates that. Best of luck to you for a happy marriage someday! Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 *spit-take*As for further contribution to this thread, I can't really provide much. I'm 23 and never done the ****-in-vagina-dance. That's by choice actually. I've had a couple of opportunities...but I'm doing the old-fashioned 'waiting for marriage' dealie. I'm certainly not ashamed of the choice.wow that must take a lot of masturbation Link to post Share on other sites
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