speedz99 145 Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 in a turkish prisonI thought Ron lived in Florida...weren't you tied up in his basement? Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 In my parent's conversion van, she was 15, I 16. 4 more times in that van, until i met an older chick who's mom didn't care who she had 'sleep' over... giggity giggity giggity... Link to post Share on other sites
Dixie Wrecked 0 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 I was very religious during high school and college, not believing in sex before marriage and being shy didnt help either, so I didnt lose my virginity until I was 22. But, I couldnt resist any longer when I came back home to visit and my hot friend, who has the most incredible rack and who I had a crush on, and I were hanging out one night chatting in the desert and we started making out. Needless to say, it ended with her bent over the trunk of her car. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Well, I guess I have two stories.When I was 11, my mom hired this older girl to housesit one summer while she worked. She was 15, and I used to get a kick out of playing all sorts of childish pranks on her to piss her off. One of them involved me whipping out my sack and smacking her in the head with it while she was taking a nap, she ended up blowing me. That was a life changing experience, and probably why I like to wake up my woman every once in a while with a good mushroom stamp.Actual vaginal intercourse... didn't happen till a few years later when I slept with my girlfriend on my moms daybed. Good thing she knew how to do laundry and get the blood stains out. Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 as a Christian i thought i better not post in this thread but all in the name of fun so why not.before a became a Christian (i considered myself on my whole life but never really understood it until i was around 15)when i was 14 i had sex for the first time in a barn when i went to bega (bega cheese anyone????). with a girl who i met at the yearly town gathering. there is like 500 people in the whole town so everybody knows everybody. nice little place. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 as a Christian i thought i better not post in this thread but all in the name of fun so why not.before a became a Christian (i considered myself on my whole life but never really understood it until i was around 15)when i was 14 i had sex for the first time in a barn when i went to bega (bega cheese anyone????). with a girl who i met at the yearly town gathering. there is like 500 people in the whole town so everybody knows everybody. nice little place.RFIDTS Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 ducktape and elmers school glue and a crash test dummy<not the band> Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 RFIDTSoh wow you can use 5 letters, you rock...... fag Link to post Share on other sites
whale_hunter 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Penis into VaginaSorry if someone has already said that.Actually,sorry either way. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 you better come save this thread wang.it's goin down the shitter lately Link to post Share on other sites
zsta2k6 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 RFIDTSoh wow you can use 5 letters, you rock...... faglets see..."RFIDTS"... 123456congrats Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 oh wow you can use 5 letters, you rock...... fagAnd you can count to 6...err 5. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 when i was 14 i had sex for the first time in a barnwith a girl who i met at the yearly town gathering.The first part is very easy to believe. The second part not so much. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I'll spare the details, but let me say that I was just absolutely horrendous at it. Like, beyond the worst that you could possibly imagine. I pity the poor girl. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Well, I don't have much else to post here, but this is my battle.net profile. I'm above .500, baby. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Well, I don't have much else to post here, but this is my battle.net profile. I'm above .500, baby. "Running worse than Christopher Reeve." Nice. Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Enzyte: The once-a-day pill to natural male enhancement. With the right timing and wittiness, this could be an excellent joke account.as a Christian i thought i better not post in this thread but all in the name of fun so why not.before a became a Christian (i considered myself on my whole life but never really understood it until i was around 15)when i was 14 i had sex for the first time in a barn when i went to bega (bega cheese anyone????). with a girl who i met at the yearly town gathering. there is like 500 people in the whole town so everybody knows everybody. nice little place.This is still the best one, though. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 "Running worse than Christopher Reeve." Nice. Average game length: 20 minsTotal games played: 809809*20 / 60 = ~270 hours of WarCraft 3 Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Average game length: 20 minsTotal games played: 809809*20 / 60 = ~270 hours of WarCraft 3yeah, i've played over 30K hands of poker this month. but at least we're rich and/or good at warcraft. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Nah, back in my day we just had sex with the chick and then fed her to a Woolly Mammoth.You're a GODDAMN LIAR!!! Mammoths are herbivores. Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I was 20, I was drunk, and it was over in 30 seconds. Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I was 20, I was drunk, and it was over in 30 seconds. I was actually really suprised my first time. I thought I would be done in like 12 seconds but I managed to go a solid couple of minutes. It sure was awkward sex though Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 right after the climax, my mind was so at bliss that for a moment I gained enlightenment and invented a theory for quantum gravity that managed to link together all four known forces (plus two more that have yet to be discovered).haha nh sir Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I was actually really suprised my first time. I thought I would be done in like 12 seconds but I managed to go a solid couple of minutes. It sure was awkward sex though i definitely should've lasted 15 seconds, but instead i lasted an hour and didn't finish. Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I was actually really suprised my first time. I thought I would be done in like 12 seconds but I managed to go a solid couple of minutes. It sure was awkward sex thoughI was surprised to even get to 30 seconds (being shitfaced and all).. But we took a nap, got up about a half-hr knowing I had some ground to make up, and went at it for well over an hour. Link to post Share on other sites
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