Balloon guy 158 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 If everyone could throw a card through a banana. If poker rooms washed their chips once a decade at leastIf poker rooms invested in decent tournament chipsIf the drink girl would load up on water so that she didn't run out one person before she gets to me everytime I'm thirsty.If they allowed cigars in poker rooms Link to post Share on other sites
Konidias 0 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Heart monitors are strapped to every player and displayed with an LCD screen and speaker for everyone to see/hear at the table. You had the right to backhand the dealer after a bad beat.missIdaho's avatar lacked a blue article of clothing. Link to post Share on other sites
FatBurger 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Brass pole in center of poker table......nuff saidThere's a league in town that does poker at two strip clubs. There's a gay guy who plays at one of them that wins almost every night. Link to post Share on other sites
gooch 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 There's a league in town that does poker at two strip clubs. There's a gay guy who plays at one of them that wins almost every night.elohel Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 If everyone could throw a card through a banana. If poker rooms washed their chips once a decade at leastIf poker rooms invested in decent tournament chipsIf the drink girl would load up on water so that she didn't run out one person before she gets to me everytime I'm thirsty.If they allowed cigars in poker roomsWe have a water cooler at our local, with FREE cups, life is sweet! Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 A mandatory limit on the number of Rounder quotes you're allowed to make per hour..... Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 having Erin Ness sitting on my lap while I am playing a ring game Link to post Share on other sites
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