Suited_Up 2 Posted July 5, 2006 Author Share Posted July 5, 2006 Krusty: when you give me that look, it was a jokein order:d ickd ouched ouchenow that d ouche is not allowed, half my vocabulary is asteriskedThat's kinda what I thought, except "Douche in their men" didn't make much sense to me, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 That's kinda what I thought, except "Douche in their men" didn't make much sense to me, lol.hence my exacting vocabulary: "figurative."actually, i just figured it sounded funny.all in good fun of course, you seem like a pretty good guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 5, 2006 Author Share Posted July 5, 2006 all in good fun of courseI figured. Cause you know... who dares badmouth me in my own couch thread? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 I figured. Cause you know... who dares badmouth me in my own couch thread?I dare! I called you a couch snob. I am not afraid of your mighty keyboard! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 5, 2006 Author Share Posted July 5, 2006 I dare! I called you a couch snob. I am not afraid of your mighty keyboard! Well yeah, but i'm not really sure if i am or not... it could actually be true, so I can't really take offense to it. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 I imagine Brigette is hot for the following reasons:* I say this in an entirely heterosexual way: Kurt seems like a good looking guy. * Everyone knows Brigette is always either a hot chick name or a fat chick name.Some things suggesting otherwise:* Kurt seems pretty smart, and chicks HATE smart people.* Kurt seems pretty nice, and chicks prefer complete assholes who take shirtless pictures of themselves with a cameraphone in the mirror, and post them on Myspace.Overall, it's a push.I was gonna post a pic, but she said I can link you guys here....BrigetteThat and I can't get my freakin computer to work with the scanner. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I was gonna post a pic, but she said I can link you guys here....BrigetteThat and I can't get my freakin computer to work with the scanner.I hate people with complicated myspace pages.Bridgette is generally hot or very not hot. (ugly is such an ugly word) I don't have a myspace so i can only see the one pic, but she is not ugly.Bridgette Colleen? How many first names does she have? Very suspicious.I couldn't help but notice however:Status: SwingerApparently Kurt missed some details. Like alternating sex partners details. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 She would, but I don't really do it though. The table is too hard, lol. Ottoman might be nice though. I can't see spending that much money for a square box though.If you find an ottoman that is the right height, it's great for SIIHP. I have 2 ottomans. When I consider an ottoman, I actually get down on the floor and test out the height. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Man, couch is such a funny word. I really like this thread. This is my first time reading all of it. I have no pictures of my couch on my computer....My sister is sleeping on it right now actually, possibly passed out. friggin drunk....But, it is a nice couch Kurt. Quite honestly, I wish it were mine. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I don't have a picture of my couch handy and am, frankly, too lazy to take one just for this purpose but here's a picture of my chair. The couch matches it and is to scale.I have sat naked on Renae's couch. I'm totally serious. It's comfy.Guess what? That's my caaaach.Can I sit naked on your couch, too? sidenote: I totally hate my couch. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I have sat naked on Renae's couch. I'm totally serious. It's comfy.How did this situation arise? Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I am eagerly awaiting dirtydutch's thoughts on this matter Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I am eagerly awaiting dirtydutch's thoughts on this matterMe too!!!I have been going into threads and posting stupid things just to kill time while waiting for him to post....check the i called in sick thread, im sure you will agree.....basically, this is the only thing that is keeping me from going to bedTHE TEASE!HE STOPPED POSTING! :bubble_bye:thanks for the metaphorical blue balls dutch.... Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 She's not ugly, but there is no way in hell I can tell if she's hot from those pictures. If you put a gun to my head, I'd say she's a 7 with a full point downward-v and a half point upward-v. If I were a betting man, which I am, I'd take the outskirts of "hot" (based on the lasted version of The Fox-o-Meter*, from 2001). * Copied from my sophmore notebook:The Fox-O-Meter10- Britney Spears9.5- Ultra Fox9.0- Super Fox8.5- Foxy Lady8.0- Prett Hot7.5- Hot7.0- Pretty Attractive6.5- Attractive6.0- Not Too Bad5.5- I'd Hit It, If Drunk5.0- Yeah, But My Friends Must Never Know! 4.5- No4.0- Piss Off3.0- Fuck Off2.0- Cow1.0- Seacow0.0- Eric's Girlfriend. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 ...or Kurt is very confused and Brigette is a she-male. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 The Fox-O-Meter10- Britney SpearsIf Britney Spears is a 10.... Then I have no faith in this meter whatsoever. I mean... Not even a little bit. If she was 1.5 maybe.Just sayin' Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Understandable.My couch is very ugly but my girlfriend is very hot and I bang her on that couch so my couch is better. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 If Britney Spears is a 10.... Then I have no faith in this meter whatsoever. I mean... Not even a little bit. If she was 1.5 maybe.Just sayin'in 2001 she was pretty damn foxy though Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 That is one nice looking couch. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 in 2001 she was pretty damn foxy thoughBut if personality has even a little bit to do with it... she's knocked way back down.She did do a good job of hiding it there for awhile though... gotta give her that.That is one nice looking couch.Thank you, and thanks for stopping by! *Gotta love the fly by "nice couch" posts* Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 "Fuck yo couch nbomb" Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 "Fuck yo couch nbomb"I think that's been covered, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
nickforgot 0 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 bumpi should have some pics of my couch up tonight Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 bumpi should have some pics of my couch up tonightSweet. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 My couches are cool because I took them during the divorce. Possession is nine-tenths of the law. Link to post Share on other sites
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