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Don't you worry...a 5 day weekend coming up to go with the week of Christmas-New Years off, including a possible road trip, just adds to the couch crashing chances. Full couch reports as they happen.
YESthere is justice in the couch world...
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We are two days away from the 4th annual Turkey Tourney on Wednesday night and I guarantee that I will be sleeping on a couch that night. Its kinda a tradition to wake up hung over at my buddies and have to rush off to the relatives just to sleep in front of the TV all day. (on a couch of course)

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What else is there to tell? I have slept on this couch before numerous times. It's usually pretty comfortable, but last night it wasn't.. I didn't sleep much.I didn't do anything stupid after getting hammered, if that's what you're looking for.
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What else is there to tell? I have slept on this couch before numerous times. It's usually pretty comfortable, but last night it wasn't.. I didn't sleep much.I didn't do anything stupid after getting hammered, if that's what you're looking for.
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Well. Before I slept on the couch, I played some darts, but darts are hard after drinking. I lost a couple games of cricket. There were no girls at this party, just a lot of old people, so that kinda sucked. B.C. won the game, and I won 2 bucks from my buddy's mom.
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Well. Before I slept on the couch, I played some darts, but darts are hard after drinking. I lost a couple games of cricket. There were no girls at this party, just a lot of old people, so that kinda sucked. B.C. won the game, and I won 2 bucks from my buddy's mom.
QFTI play in league tonight and my team is starting to get pissed at me because after about the fourth or fifth game I can't hit my spots at all.
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when i lived in edmonton most nights i just passed out on the couch instead of walking the 10 feet to my bed....i loved that couch...i spent the majority of my non working time in edmonton between the couch and the palace casino (i loved living 10 minute drive from 4 different casinos)had to bump this because it was near the bottom of page one and i don't want the PACT bitches winning

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QFTI play in league tonight and my team is starting to get pissed at me because after about the fourth or fifth game I can't hit my spots at all.
I dunno... Darts and Pool are 2 things that I do much better while i'm drunk.
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That's the most hideous couch I've ever seen.
What'd you expect from a chick that wears those sneakers that have little lights on the heal that blink when she walks?
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I dunno... Darts and Pool are 2 things that I do much better while i'm drunk.
I think it depends on the level of drunk. My dart game gets steadily better from beer 1 to beer 4 or 5. Then after any beer after that, it gets steadily worse.I don't play much pool, but when I used to play, having a bunch of beers definately helped until after 7 or 8.
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I think it depends on the level of drunk. My dart game gets steadily better from beer 1 to beer 4 or 5. Then after any beer after that, it gets steadily worse.I don't play much pool, but when I used to play, having a bunch of beers definately helped until after 7 or 8.
pool while drunk or stoned is better, you need to focus much more on all movements!
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there better be some good couch stories for this week to make up for this.
Once again, I was a couch loser, even with the 5 days off. I did take multiple naps on my mom's couch on Thanksgiving and spend some quality time watching football on mine, but that's about it. :club:
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Once again, I was a couch loser, even with the 5 days off. I did take multiple naps on my mom's couch on Thanksgiving and spend some quality time watching football on mine, but that's about it. :club:
well, you got more action than me then, that i can assure you.
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Once again, I was a couch loser, even with the 5 days off. I did take multiple naps on my mom's couch on Thanksgiving and spend some quality time watching football on mine, but that's about it. :club:
You need to go out of your way to do more couch related things. We count on you to keep this thread alive you know.
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Last Wednesday night we had a thanksgiving poker game that last til 3:30 in the morning. I got a ride to my buddies house after geting wasted and slept on his couch. I couldn't sleep when I got there so I proceeded to text message Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in my phone one person at a time. I think I only spelt it right about four times out of twenty.Slept on my moms couch during the Lions game on Thanksgiving day. Slept on my buddies house on Friday night after getting wasted at the casino. I hadnt eaten anything all day so I got home and made a five layer salad. Cold Mac and cheese topped with tukey topped with pickles toppped with white corn tostitos topped with oreos. It was awesome.

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That sounds painful. You should've slept on a couch.
Doh. Originally said slept at my buddies house but since this is the couch thread I tried changing it to slept on my buddies couch but I forgot to change house to couch.I gotta quit posting at work when I dont have time to fully edit what im typing.
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