Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Hire a hooker to sex you in exchange for lettuce and milk. Or buy a rabbit and a cat. Just don't confuse my ideas and have sex with any small animals Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Living alone sucks in that I can never finish an entire head of lettuce by myself before it goes bad. I have the same problem with milk - I'll buy the small carton, but still can't finish it all.You see, I'm just not a big milk drinker. My family will buy a half gallon every week and we don't even use half of it usually. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 You see, I'm just not a big milk drinker. My family will buy a half gallon every week and we don't even use half of it usually.Hey Zimmer4141 in honor of your cool avatar and title I think I should change mine to the Raiders best player, Punter Shane Lechler Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I hate all lettuceRomaine is the unquestioned shiznit. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I like Ceasar Salad, but a salad with Bleu Cheese even more, anyone? Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I like Ceasar Salad, but a salad with Bleu Cheese even more, anyone?Kraft Zesty Italian, greatest salad dressing ever. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I like Ceasar Salad, but a salad with Bleu Cheese even more, anyone?I've always wanted to try a wedge in a fancy steakhouse, yet somehow I've never gotten around to actually ordering one.Bleu cheese is delicious but it is filling. Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I went broke playing poker, and the only salad dressing they serve at the shelter is Kraft Zesty Italian.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I like Ceasar Salad, but a salad with Bleu Cheese even more, anyone?I like Bleu Cheese on a Pear Salad, with Walnuts. I like the crumbled Bleu Cheese, though, I don't like Bleu Cheese Dressing. I'd rather have a vinagrette dressing.I like iceberg and romaine lettuce, but I can deal with spinach lettuce, too. I'm really not a fan of the cut up red cabbage, though. Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Hey Zimmer4141 in honor of your cool avatar and title I think I should change mine to the Raiders best player/MVP, Punter Shane LechlerLOL...After their performance last nightSpinach and Hot Bacon dressing with hard boiled egg is my fav Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Anyone ever eaten a buffalo? Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 LOL...After their performance last nightSpinach and Hot Bacon dressing with hard boiled egg is my favI've been posting on a Raiders message board for months now, and there are some people who actually are putting up the argument that since they are 2-0 (UNDEFEATED!!! in their words) everything is fine Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Anyone ever eaten a buffalo?Flying Buffalos are tasty. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Flying Buffalos are tasty.I only like their wings. Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I only like their fried testicles. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 we really need to work on your FYPsYou have the potential, we just need to hone your craft Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 we really need to work on your FYPsYou have the potential, we just need to hone your craftHis heart is in the right place, but he's just a few degrees off for some reason. Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I've been posting on a Raiders message board for months now, and there are some people who actually are putting up the argument that since they are 2-0 (UNDEFEATED!!! in their words) everything is fineWith Aaron Brooks as QB? Not an effing chanceWhere is Rich Gannon when you need him?Buffalo Burgers are tasty Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 we really need to work on your FYPsYou have the potential, we just need to hone your craftHis heart is in the right place, but he's just a few degrees off for some reason.Some people just have "it"Others, not so much Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 His heart is in the right place, but he's just a few degrees off for some reason.All the blood gets used up powering the other head. Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 so should i start posting about the couch in the sick thread? Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 so should i start posting about the couch in the sick thread?Oh, I think that ship sailed already, don't you? Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 All the blood in the world gets used up powering the other head.FYPNot my best work, but still better than "fried testicles"[/ color] Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 and now for dessert:Bread Pudding, with lots of that white jizz stuff Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 I'm not generally one who gets speechless, but you guys utterly amaze me today.Ha. Where have I heard that before?Hmmm its coming to me, yup got it.The last pic I sent. Link to post Share on other sites
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