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I can't live without my daily does of TEH COUCH~!!!11!

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couch is one of those words where if you say it/type it enough, it stops making sense...couchcouchcouchcouch..
bump yo couch, nukka!!(edited for television)
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I was forced to sleep on a couch Saturday night. After the wedding dance, nobody would let me drive home. The couch was pretty uncomfortable but I was so gone it didnt matter. Then two hours later, the owners two daughters came and woke me up at 8 in the morning. They were being so loud I got off the couch and had to walk about a mile to my car still in my tuxedo.

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Someone needs to post a pic of when Jerry Sienfeld's uncle with the bladder problem pisses on the couch that they gave to the condo building when the other one was stolen. I love that epispde.

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I refuse to post a picture of my couch until maintenance cleans up the cat hair that the last tenant left. Even afterwards the couch is pretty much junk.So I bet you look forward to it.Other thoughts, maybe I'll post my new bed since that's where the magic happens...pssst, ya right.

Someone needs to post a pic of when Jerry Sienfeld's uncle with the bladder problem pisses on the couch that they gave to the condo building when the other one was stolen. I love that epispde.
ya that's not even close.
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I refuse to post a picture of my couch until maintenance cleans up the cat hair that the last tenant left. Even afterwards the couch is pretty much junk.So I bet you look forward to it.Other thoughts, maybe I'll post my new bed since that's where the magic happens...pssst, ya right.ya that's not even close.
Hey! Asshole. I'm talkin' to you.
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Romaine lettuce is the best by far. Iceberg is a distant second.
My experiences with lettuce are few and far between. I'm not a rabbit dammit.
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I like darker lettuce, like spinach. I'm instantly convinced that the darker the lettuce, the more vitamin C (which i'm sure stands for chloraphyl) there is, and well all know that vitamin C fights scurvy, which is a growing problem among american and transylvanian youth these days.

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Living alone sucks in that I can never finish an entire head of lettuce by myself before it goes bad. I have the same problem with milk - I'll buy the small carton, but still can't finish it all.

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