Typical F[i]u[/i]ucking Bulls[i]h[/i]hit

[Stylin_Fish 0]

I'm getting sick and tired of anytime late in a tournament(right before or right after) the money my monsters always lose. KK vs Q7 splits, ak vs q4, spikes a Q.AA against a short stacks all in J4. Guy freaking flops trip jacks. You have better odds of sleeping with Paris Hilton and not getting a diease then you do trying to knock out a short-stack online.Yes and eat my horrible attempt to try to override the curse system.

[socalpoker_j 1]

It's hard to swallow beats when you put your money with overwhelming favorites and get sucked out on big time, esp late in a tournament. This is more than likely a vent post and you aren't looking for any advice, so I'll sympathize with you and give you some advice anyways. These beats are going to happen from time to time and more often than not they seem to come in such close correlation with each other, continue to play well and your play will eventually outlast these beats in the long term... good luck.

[Stylin_Fish 0]

**** you poker you lousy piece of ****. Damn ****ing hands never hold up when it matters anyways. Doesn't matter how ****ing well you play it's all ****ing variance in the end anyways. "Well I feel like being a dumb piece of **** and calling your 50 million all in raise when you havn't played a hand in 2 hours with my 25 offsuit, oh look i flopped the nuts. You suck at poker go kill yourself." Poker can officially kiss my white *** you piece of **** game. Skill wins out over luck in the end my ***. ****ing lifetime luckbox's,that's all the poker pros are. "omg, i went on a 1 week swing and lost 10k i'm so unlucky in life..........oh **** I just won 2 tournaments for 1 gabillion dollars in 4 days, it's all skill baby." **** you lifetime luckbox's, i'll be watching you all from the unlucky bitches for life corner hoping you get a **** shoved down your throat in hell.

[socalpoker_j 1]

**** you poker you lousy piece of ****. Damn ****ing hands never hold up when it matters anyways. Doesn't matter how ****ing well you play it's all ****ing variance in the end anyways. "Well I feel like being a dumb piece of **** and calling your 50 million all in raise when you havn't played a hand in 2 hours with my 25 offsuit, oh look i flopped the nuts. You suck at poker go kill yourself." Poker can officially kiss my white *** you piece of **** game. Skill wins out over luck in the end my ***. ****ing lifetime luckbox's,that's all the poker pros are. "omg, i went on a 1 week swing and lost 10k i'm so unlucky in life..........oh **** I just won 2 tournaments for 1 gabillion dollars in 4 days, it's all skill baby." **** you lifetime luckbox's, i'll be watching you all from the unlucky bitches for life corner hoping you get a **** shoved down your throat in hell.

Or you can say that...

[ricker 0]

**** you poker you lousy piece of ****. Damn ****ing hands never hold up when it matters anyways. Doesn't matter how ****ing well you play it's all ****ing variance in the end anyways. "Well I feel like being a dumb piece of **** and calling your 50 million all in raise when you havn't played a hand in 2 hours with my 25 offsuit, oh look i flopped the nuts. You suck at poker go kill yourself." Poker can officially kiss my white *** you piece of **** game. Skill wins out over luck in the end my ***. ****ing lifetime luckbox's,that's all the poker pros are. "omg, i went on a 1 week swing and lost 10k i'm so unlucky in life..........oh **** I just won 2 tournaments for 1 gabillion dollars in 4 days, it's all skill baby." **** you lifetime luckbox's, i'll be watching you all from the unlucky bitches for life corner hoping you get a **** shoved down your throat in hell.

This is exactly how I felt yesterday in Vegas.......to hell with poker

[Stylin_Fish 0]

This is exactly how I felt yesterday in Vegas.......to hell with poker

When you're an unlucky piece of **** like me it doesn't matter how you play. You could be dominating the ****ing tournament and then when it really matters, nothing ****ing holds up. All forms of poker is rigged except to lifetime luckbox's who ride the variance train to the mother ****ing bank.

[doublemeup 0]

<-----Unluckiest Human On The PlanetI have witnesses.

[ColeSLaw 0]

Skill wins out over luck in the end my ***. ****ing lifetime luckbox's,that's all the poker pros are.

Ha, poetry.This should be your signature.

[ricker 0]

When you're an unlucky piece of **** like me it doesn't matter how you play. You could be dominating the ****ing tournament and then when it really matters, nothing ****ing holds up. All forms of poker is rigged except to lifetime luckbox's who ride the variance train to the mother ****ing bank.

Hey believe me, I feel ya there. Nothing sickens me more than seeing some idiot making a donkalishish play with 10 4 offsuit making two pair on the river after you've been doing your best to bet him out with TPTK. Or seeing him river a 4 to make his set at hte end to crack your aces. It's disgusting and frustrating and you feel so unlucky you don't want to play anymore. That's the point where I'm at. I feel like I have become so unlucky with cards, that in a year or two, I will probably go on a monster rush of cards I'll pick up the triple crown of Poker in one year. That being said, Stylin, I gotta say, it's becoming really annoying to see one of your posts and no matter what the OP was talking about have it only be about you and how shitty your luck is. Grow up, be a man and quit crying over it. This is poker. Some people get the cards, some people see the cards just vomit in your face. You, Double and myself are on the pea soup end of the cards right now. It happens, some people aren't destined to make money with Poker. Maybe you're one of them, maybe I'm one of them. But you know what? No matter how unlucky I get, no matter how many 1 and two outers that hit against me, I won't take it out on the good people of this forum. I won't subject everyone to my bad attitude about poker. You hate poker? Fine, deal with it. Don't clutter up the forum with your bad attitude and whining. Punch a wall, clean your house, buy a prostitute with the money you would be spending on cards. At least then you'll have fun while you're getting screwed.All in all, just don't bring everyone down with your shitty luck. No one likes hearing bad beat stories, and nobody cares if you're just overly abusive on this forum. Keep your chin up. If you decide to hate poker and get away from it, fine, that's your choice. But otherwise, clean up your posts and contribute something to this forum besides negativity.

[JupiterMatt 0]

I like the way Mike Caro puts it (paraphrase):The latest lab research suggests that cards lack the mental capacity to reposition themselves in the deck. And even if they had it, their little muscles are too weak to pull it off .....

[ColeSLaw 0]

I was just reading about Andew Black on a wiki link and thought this was relevant:"Losing is one of poker's hard lessons. As well as being highly intelligent, Black is a clearly a very emotional man. "Because of the element of chance, you can do everything right and still lose. You get hit by unbelievable body blows, which are dictated by statistical probabilities. I work with this by saying, 'This will happen.'"I ask what it was like to lose that hand at the World Championship. Black's face creases: "It was so painful, you have no idea. Afterwards, while I was playing, I was trying to hold the pain without being overwhelmed; to remind myself that what had happened is now the past and I am in the present. Even now, I'll be sitting in meditation turning over the same six or seven hands. That's my practice.""

[WVUCarter 0]

Suck it up, get over it, move on, or GIVE UP POKER

[troyomac 0]

**** you poker you lousy piece of ****. Damn ****ing hands never hold up when it matters anyways. Doesn't matter how ****ing well you play it's all ****ing variance in the end anyways. "Well I feel like being a dumb piece of **** and calling your 50 million all in raise when you havn't played a hand in 2 hours with my 25 offsuit, oh look i flopped the nuts. You suck at poker go kill yourself." Poker can officially kiss my white *** you piece of **** game. Skill wins out over luck in the end my ***. ****ing lifetime luckbox's,that's all the poker pros are. "omg, i went on a 1 week swing and lost 10k i'm so unlucky in life..........oh **** I just won 2 tournaments for 1 gabillion dollars in 4 days, it's all skill baby." **** you lifetime luckbox's, i'll be watching you all from the unlucky bitches for life corner hoping you get a **** shoved down your throat in hell.

were you playing within your bankroll?

[Rated-R 0]

I feel the same way a lot of the time! Yesterday I was called a donk by the chip leader in a mtt who called my pre flop raise with Q7o...I had KK. Flop came QXX...I pushed, he called, and my kings actually held up! He then called me a donk! I don't know what suprised me more, the fact that he called me a donk...or the fact that my kings actually held up!!!! I can honestly say that I have been knocked out of more tourneys with KK and AA then any other hands. I know some of you will say its because we always remember losing with big hands like KK and AA...that may be partially true....however, online poker is becoming more and more like bingo everyday...just hope you get LUCKY!

[Mercury69 3]

I agree with Stylin.I have no idea how many times some asshat has boated me on the river when I've had a flush. I got sucked out so many times this past weekend, I feel like someone shoved a vacuum cleaner up my pooper and left it running. It's hard to take it in good spirit when some cawksmoker calls your calid all in with total crap and you can just picture the guy sitting there after he sucks out on you, telling himself what a friggin' genius he was for making the call. "I was ahead on the turn?!?" **** you, suck out *****.On the other hand, I love it when I do it to someone, but it doesn't seem to come often enough.And then there's Ricker's post, which contains much merit. I will endeavour to overcome.

[blazerp0410 0]

Bottom line. Online poker is rigged.

[Sean_ec 0]

This is all fine and dandy but do you keep track so well of the times you suck out like a piece of **** donk?Cuz i'm pretty sure that seems to slip everyones mind when complaining.

[mtdesmoines 3]

Bottom line. Online poker is rigged.

I've lost 10 out 13 all-in hands live in the last three weeks. I was ahead at the flop AND turn in 11 of them. Eat that. 10 buy ins, around $1,500 total lost to rivers in three weeks on $1/2 tables.

[mcderve 0]

Everyone gets bad beats, its how you recover and keep playing that shows what kind of player you are. Quit whining and buy back in and win a tournament.

[nutzbuster 7]

I love play pokah!Hey bro, schit happens, especially in this game. I had a very bad run like this not too long ago.I tried almost $2 grand worth on Main Event tournaments the last 3 months, finishing high many times and just getting beat after beat. I must have played in 50 tournaments.I was getting tired of re-depositing in Neteller and almost quit playing. I decided I'd do $500 more to win a seat and that was gonna be it!I played a ton of the $16's on Stars and many on Bodog, but THe cards kept killing me. I just couldn't close the deal. I had some $$$ left in FCP so I played in the only FCP tourney for a Main Event seat, bought in for $200 or whatever it was, and came in 12th. I was chip leader and lost it all on TWO HANDS! Uhg.I had about $300 left in Neteller and went to take it out, but decided to throw it at one last Bodog $270. And guess what?I won a Main Event seat!!!!And just like that I no longer felt like there was some evil force out there with it's foot on my neck.Ya just gotta vent,.... and then get back out there and work thru the varience.There is light at the other end of it, sooner or later.GL

[checkymcfold 0]

take a deep breath, drink a beer, have a good night's sleep, and get back at em.all you can do is get your money in in the right spots. bad runs will happen, especially at the tournament tables. last year i won more than 15 MTTs outright, then kicked off 2006 by winning only 2 through may (one of which was a piddly NegO), with only 2 other cashes. the worst thing that can come out of a bad run happened to me: it got to my confidence and i stopped making the aggressive bluffs that are necessary for logging consistent tournament wins. that lack of confidence spilled over into my cash game play and the next thing i knew, i was in the middle of a 12k downswing with a bankroll of less than 1k at one point.but i did a little soul searching, remembered that i am better than the idiots out there, and got my game back on track. in the past 3 weeks, one day saw me win two MTTs in the same day outright, and this week i final tabled 3 tourneys in a row. of course, they're not the buyins i'm used to, but every little 5 and 10 dollar tourney helps, and i'm almost back to 3k and playing some meaningful games.moral of the story: THINGS TURN AROUND, DON'T LET YOURSELF GET DOWN, AND DON'T LET IT AFFECT YOUR GAME. just take a deep breath and keep on chugging away. MTTs are a variance monster, and proper play will take longer to perservere in them at times than in other settings. things will get frustrating, but know that the right decisions do still win out in the long run and that that's all you can control--how you're playing your cards. just remember through it all that a 90% shot isn't 100%, and they have to win sometimes. but just sometimes. 10 more bubble time all ins, and you win 8-9 of them with a good shot to go deep.

[Mercury69 3]

take a deep breath, drink a beer, have a good night's sleep, and get back at em.all you can do is get your money in in the right spots. bad runs will happen, especially at the tournament tables. last year i won more than 15 MTTs outright, then kicked off 2006 by winning only 2 through may (one of which was a piddly NegO), with only 2 other cashes. the worst thing that can come out of a bad run happened to me: it got to my confidence and i stopped making the aggressive bluffs that are necessary for logging consistent tournament wins. that lack of confidence spilled over into my cash game play and the next thing i knew, i was in the middle of a 12k downswing with a bankroll of less than 1k at one point.but i did a little soul searching, remembered that i am better than the idiots out there, and got my game back on track. in the past 3 weeks, one day saw me win two MTTs in the same day outright, and this week i final tabled 3 tourneys in a row. of course, they're not the buyins i'm used to, but every little 5 and 10 dollar tourney helps, and i'm almost back to 3k and playing some meaningful games.moral of the story: THINGS TURN AROUND, DON'T LET YOURSELF GET DOWN, AND DON'T LET IT AFFECT YOUR GAME. just take a deep breath and keep on chugging away. MTTs are a variance monster, and proper play will take longer to perservere in them at times than in other settings. things will get frustrating, but know that the right decisions do still win out in the long run and that that's all you can control--how you're playing your cards. just remember through it all that a 90% shot isn't 100%, and they have to win sometimes. but just sometimes. 10 more bubble time all ins, and you win 8-9 of them with a good shot to go deep.

Damn you, Checky, you always know how to make me cry...J/K, but that's some good advice, which is something I can use right now...Cheers.

[checkymcfold 0]

Damn you, Checky, you always know how to make me cry...J/K, but that's some good advice, which is something I can use right now...Cheers.

aw, merc, that's what all the girls say. but it's usually as i'm kicking them out the morning after. but yeah, my story of bad luck and bad play usually finds its way into threads like these. at least now i can add a bit of a happy ending to it.