Someone Explain It To Me, Please

[Dirtydutch 9]

Why do we pretend Clonie Gowen is hot?

[WhatArunAA 0]

cuz shes beautiful!

[Jordan 1]

I don't.- Jordan

[Dirtydutch 9]

Is it just because she's a poker player? You like television-- is Roseann hot? There's no job in the world that could make Clonie Gowen hot. I don't care if she drives the shuttle bus to the blowjob factory, if my options were poking that snatch, or getting it mangled in heavy farming equipment, I say, "gas up the combine, boy," 'cause I'd rather lose my manhood to John Deer than use it to fuel the ego of that whithered sea hag.

[chaosnhavoc 0]

Because shes better looking then: Kathy Leibert, and Annie Duke. Now it would be a big coin flip but I wouldnt toss either of them out of the bed: Clonie , and Tilly!

[OrzyVibe 0]

Is it just because she's a poker player? You like television-- is Roseann hot? There's no job in the world that could make Clonie Gowen hot. I don't care if she drives the shuttle bus to the blowjob factory, if my options were poking that snatch, or getting it mangled in heavy farming equipment, I say, "gas up the combine, boy," 'cause I'd rather lose my manhood to John Deer than use it to fuel the ego of that whithered sea hag.

While I agree that Clonie isn't necessarily hot, I wouldn't consider her to be the anti-christ either. But I did enjoy the above response.

[mclark340 0]

lock up the alter boys...Dirtydutch is on the loose.

[blacktie31 0]

Met her last year at the Aladdin, TV and pictures do her no justice

[doublemeup 0]

Any chick that looks alright to good is seen to be much hotter because she plays poker.

[vvganeshavv 4]

I don't think she's hot, at all.I also don’t think Jennifer Tilly is hot either, although she does have nice boobies..The only girl poker player I think is decent looking is Evelyn Ng!! She's got perfect abs

[jowest 0]

Met her last year at the Aladdin, TV and pictures do her no justice

I agree. I am telling you boys, she is very nice looking. She aint supermodel but she is very pretty in person.

[iggymcfly 0]

It's "poker hot". At the casino I play at, we've pretty much determined that female that walks through the door that's a 5 or better qualifies as hot for the poker room. Clonie's probably about a 7, so there you go. She gets Maxim pictorials and the whole deal.

[ForRealDD 0]

Is it just because she's a poker player? You like television-- is Roseann hot? There's no job in the world that could make Clonie Gowen hot. I don't care if she drives the shuttle bus to the blowjob factory, if my options were poking that snatch, or getting it mangled in heavy farming equipment, I say, "gas up the combine, boy," 'cause I'd rather lose my manhood to John Deer than use it to fuel the ego of that whithered sea hag.

I'm guessing you are being a little sarcastic? You see her in pictures and they don't do her justice. In person she is quite attractive and has a playful personality.....What made you feel like starting a thread about how ugly Clonie Gowen is ? Are you upset with her? Know her ? Ever met her ? I could completely understand a KFL thread, but Clonie IS hot....

I agree. I am telling you boys, she is very nice looking. She aint supermodel but she is very pretty in person.

Thank you.....I played (brag) with her nearly every week for a year....she's got something about her (maybe a brain, not sure tho) that is wildly attractive...

[T Scott 0]

[ForRealDD 0]

And you would rather have it chopped off than hide it here? Perhaps you enjoy the company of boys ?

[KappaKid83 0]

Liz Lieu is hotter, by far. I wouldnt kick Clonie out of bed, or J Tilly for that matter, but whatever.JEFF

[ForRealDD 0]

Liz Lieu is hotter, by far. I wouldnt kick Clonie out of bed, or J Tilly for that matter, but whatever.JEFF

There are definately hotter women, but to say you would rather have the unit hacked off is borderline homosexual...

[tyfgine 0]

I don't care if she drives the shuttle bus to the blowjob factory.

Wait one second. They have a shuttle bus now?

[JupiterMatt 0]

I'm going on a cruise / WPT Boot Camp in October, and Clonie is the lead instructor. I'll let you know after 5 days of instruction if she is hot or not

[Stylin_Fish 0]

Clonie Gowen is not "HOT" but i find her attractive.I love Jennifer Harmon. She's got the "small innocent girl" image which I'm a sucker for.

[Scanner313 0]

if my options were poking that snatch, or getting it mangled in heavy farming equipment, I say, "gas up the combine, boy," 'cause I'd rather lose my manhood to John Deer than use it to fuel the ego of that whithered sea hag.

You're insane! She's not a 10, but she's certainly not ugly.

[fckthis 0]

Why do we pretend I'm straight?

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[OrzyVibe 0]

Clonie Gowen is not "HOT" but i find her attractive.I love Jennifer Harmon. She's got the "small innocent girl" image which I'm a sucker for.

The problem I have with Harmon is she looks a little hard...a little 'rode hard, put away wet' type. Just a smidge wore out. Damn that Todd Brunson and his libido.

[sirch1 0]

poker players have nothing to look at but fat men at teh table for hours on end, so when they see a female it doesnt matter what they look like they are hotGlonie isnt hot but prolly doable

[mx957 0]

The problem I have with Harmon is she looks a little hard...a little 'rode hard, put away wet' type. Just a smidge wore out. Damn that Kidney Disease and I am glad she is doing better now.

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