TheIceman05 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Seriously. He told me he's decided on "Todd" or "McKenzie."Anybody else have anything mean to say about Derek? It doesn't even have to be true. Example:Once, Derek called me all excited and declared, "A while back I fucked a steer; I tell ya it weren't half bad!"I happen to know he's at the bar (it's 6PM on a Friday), so he won't see this until later tonight, when he comes home splotchy drunk. With a skuuuuzz.Ice Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 what are you, his fcking PR guy?gheyer than gayIf I lined up the Miami Heat after a grueling practice, got a hold of them right before they showered, and tried to gag myself with each and every one of their c0cks. let them all come on me, take pics, post them on Gayguysthatlovethec0ck.com, I wouldn't be as gay as this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Is this a roast? FCP should have those..lol I can think of a couple candidates already. Link to post Share on other sites
TheIceman05 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 what are you, his fcking PR guy?gheyer than gayIf I lined up the Miami Heat after a grueling practice, got a hold of them right before they showered, and tried to gag myself with each and every one of their c0cks. let them all come on me, take pics, post them on Gayguysthatlovethec0ck.com, I wouldn't be as gay as this postI don't think you read the bolded part in the OP. We could chalk this up to a number of things, but based on your decision not to swear ("cock, balls"), I'm going to just assume it's "combination learning disorder and legal blindness."But don't worry. Derek's got a mild learning disorder, and he even lives by himself, now! Back on topic, please?Ice Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I forget to add McKenzie to my list. I hate everyone named McKenzie. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 But don't worry. Derek's got a mild learning disorder, and he even lives by himself, now!Just you wait until Wang gets home.... He's going to let the expletives fly! Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Is this a roast?nah...more like the wifes meatloaflittle or no substance and very hard to swallow...(looking forward to Nicksdads next Dell commercial post) Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Here's a cool name for a kid: The Blade. Names with "the" kick ***. Link to post Share on other sites
TheIceman05 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Just you wait until Wang gets home.... He's going to let the expletives fly!Not to mention the racial slurs....Did I mention that he's a violent racist? Just terrible. You should hear him talk about anyone darker-skinned than Powder, not to mention anyone foreign. Seriously, it's gotten pretty bad. He's inventing new racial slurs just to keep up with the sickening amount of venom in his heart. A while back I heard him call a Jewish deli owner an "alfalfa-hoarding sturgeon-lover." I mean, that doesn't even make sense. Then he called Jacques Chirac "Pierre Turgeon's Gay Lover."Intervention time?Ice Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Not to mention the racial slurs....Did I mention that he's a violent racist? Just terrible. You should hear him talk about anyone darker-skinned than Powder, not to mention anyone foreign. Seriously, it's gotten pretty bad. He's inventing new racial slurs just to keep up with the sickening amount of venom in his heart. A while back I heard him call a Jewish deli owner an "alfalfa-hoarding sturgeon-lover." I mean, that doesn't even make sense. Then he called Jacques Chirac "Pierre Turgeon's Gay Lover."Intervention time?Ice I heard him call his accountant "dradle bitch." Which was weird, because his accountant is Filipino. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Not to mention the racial slurs....Did I mention that he's a violent racist? Just terrible. You should hear him talk about anyone darker-skinned than Powder, not to mention anyone foreign. Seriously, it's gotten pretty bad. He's inventing new racial slurs just to keep up with the sickening amount of venom in his heart. A while back I heard him call a Jewish deli owner an "alfalfa-hoarding sturgeon-lover." I mean, that doesn't even make sense. Then he called Jacques Chirac "Pierre Turgeon's Gay Lover."Intervention time?Icethat's hysterical.... Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Seriously. He told me he's decided on "Todd" or "McKenzie."Anybody else have anything mean to say about Derek? It doesn't even have to be true. Example:Once, Derek called me all excited and declared, "A while back I fucked a steer; I tell ya it weren't half bad!"I happen to know he's at the bar (it's 6PM on a Friday), so he won't see this until later tonight, when he comes home splotchy drunk. With a skuuuuzz.IceAgain Ice? It really would be a nice jesture if you'd learn my name. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 My friends, ladies and gentlemen....Nothing better than coming home from the bar on a hot day after a few afternoon sangrias to discover an old friend dedicated his entire morning to baseless slander.Well, everything's baseless slander except the thing about fucking a steer. I mean, I didn't fuck a steer, but I actually made that phone call.And, uh, I'm only slightly racist. I hate Eskimos. I hate them so much. Fucking MukMuk Seal-Clubbers...Instead of defending myself, I'd just like to point out the last time I talked to this guy, he mentioned that he was dating a cocktail waitress. Then I talked to a mutual friend who is a litle more in the know, and found out by "cocktail waitress" he meant "stripper" and by "dating" he meant "slept with twice, once at night and once the next morning." There's a rumor he only knew her stage name. I get drunk and make poor decisions, but you nailed a stripper.... at least once while SOBER, and then tried to characterize that brief encounter as a relationship. Who's the SkuzzMagnet now? I bet you're oozing Skuzz. I shudder to think...Wang Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 So, have Shimmering Wang and Iceman lost their minds yet (mind?) or what's the deal? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 So, have Shimmering Wang and Iceman lost their minds yet (mind?) or what's the deal? Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 So, have Shimmering Wang and Iceman lost their minds yet (mind?) or what's the deal?I never claimed to be anywhere NEAR sane/normal/anything-but-absurd.And Dignan's just a bored poker playing asshole. Wang Link to post Share on other sites
screech 0 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 And, uh, I'm only slightly racist. I hate Eskimos. I hate them so much. Fucking MukMuk Seal-Clubbers...Eskimos are alright. Gas sniffing Innus are the worst humans on the planet. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Eskimos are alright. Gas sniffing Anus are the worst humans on the planet. I think not... Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 I forget to add McKenzie to my list. I hate everyone named McKenzie.i got another one for you. a new cousin of mine named Mckynly.Oh, and I have a friend named Todd McKenzie. well, MacKenzie, but close enough. Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 What about the name Shi-thead? Yep. There is actually a kid with that name. Put the letters together and see what it says. A friend of mine s wife works in a doctors office and this was the name of the kid. No lying. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Fucking MukMuk Seal-Clubbers...not bad.. i give it a 7.4What about the name Shi-thead? Yep. There is actually a kid with that name. Put the letters together and see what it says. A friend of mine s wife works in a doctors office and this was the name of the kid. No lying.as in, his name is as you posted? or it's minus the hyphen? Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 not bad.. i give it a 7.4as in, his name is as you posted? or it's minus the hyphen?That whole shi-thead thing is SUCH an urban legendWang Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 That whole shi-thead thing is SUCH an urban legendWangya, ive heard that from another source, which makes me think it is Link to post Share on other sites
DMBroller 0 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 "Todd, or Bert? Todd or Bert? Todd or Bert? My parents couldn't decide so I'm now Todderbert.""This is lovely. I could dance with you till the cows come home. Oh Christ, I've come."Don't know why this made me think of that movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 There is a guy in the phonebook, Stu Piddas. Link to post Share on other sites
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