mmmikeySong 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 1) wish I could see everyone's hole cards2) if not 1, wish I could see what the flop, turn, and river would be :D3) if genie is a jerk and wont' give me #1 or #2, I'd like to take down a wsop main event please Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 1) To have just one day where I hit all my flops. 2) To be able to suckout on others as they suckout unto me. 3) To be able to play donkey trash hands and win. Link to post Share on other sites
koolromeo 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 i wish that just one of the all in hands i lose on the river per session would actually hold up. it would come out to be about 50k a year. Link to post Share on other sites
RodReynolds 87 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I wish I could figure out the rules to this darn game. Why do only two people have to ante? And one ante is smaller than the other, wtf? If T.V. could explain this once in a while that would be helpful, it shouldn't take a Ph.D in brain science to play it. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 #1 I wish former pot heads would quit whining about us smokers#2 I wish they let you smoke cigars at the table#3 I wish Dn would win the ME this year#4 I wish I got more wishes, I wasted #1 and #3Oh well number 2 was the really important one I wish I could figure out the rules to this darn game. Why do only two people have to ante? And one ante is smaller than the other, wtf? If T.V. could explain this once in a while that would be helpful, it shouldn't take a Ph.D in brain science to play it.Followed by what is the difference between a bet and a raise? Can't I raise if I'm the first to act after the flop? Why can I only bet? And how much can you raise or bet?And Why can't I check before I see the flop? Why do I have to call the double ante? Link to post Share on other sites
j2k99 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 wish 1: no-limit sex during playwish 2: no-limit sex during playwish 3: no-limit sex during play Link to post Share on other sites
Incubus77546 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 1. I would wish that the '06 Main Event ended up heads-up between me and Joe Hachem and have me come out victorious causing a huge shocker to the ESPN announcers because they would think Joe Hachem would repeat.2. Win a major WPT event so the people would know that Im not a fluke from winning the '06 Main Event.3. I wish that I had the ability to ALWAYS know when someone is bluffing. Link to post Share on other sites
Scrappledad 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 1) That idiots playing Play Money SNGs who make stupid comments about how much real money they have on the site would get smacked upside their heads with a 2x4 (you know who you are).2) That the next person who calls a pre-flop All In with A2 suited would get laughed out of the casino.and 3) That everyone who claims to have read a poker book would play like they actually understood what they supposedly have read. Thanks for letting me vent! Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Wish 1: That I win every handWish 2: That I played at a table full of naked modelsWish 3: That the casino we played in has the AC turned upSO I read each response and i am not witty to come up with a good one so I pick this one. Link to post Share on other sites
bampote 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 2) That the next person who calls a pre-flop All In with A2 suited would get laughed out of the casino.Really? I would wish to be called by A2 suited every time I go all-in before I would wish for that person to get laughed out of the casino. Link to post Share on other sites
Kid DynOmite 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 1. Make a living playing poker.2. Win a wsop bracelet3. Some "Quality Time" with Shana Hiatt1. Show Hellmuth that I can actually dodge real bullets... poseur2. Get dealt pocket aces every hand during big buy in tourney (could you imagine the commentating? "Well, that's the 200th pocket aces hand in a row. The odds of that happening are 5.63 X 10^-104... hmmm. I just think it'd be funny... unless i got outdrawn early and often and busted out which leads to my third wish.3. I get to hurt people who crack my aces while jumping for joy... i would primarily use this wish against people who call 4Xbb with 7 4 and flop K 4 4. obviously these are not real wishes... the real ones are easy.. tp/mm, hot wife, be able to play top notch world class poker while drunk of me arse... then i could take advantage of the free drinks. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 wow.. so many brutal wishes.how botu most of you wish for a creative mind and some intelligenceP.S. i only need 1 wish, and it would be this, I wish i played 1 hand against Steve Wynn for all our assets and i win. Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 1) unlimited wishesthen go from there Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 1: That someone else has the second nuts every hand (its no good having the nuts if you dont get paid off).2: That a condition of entry to a poker room was a shower in the past 24 hoursMy wish is that this was me. I could care less about having the few times I get the nuts getting paid off. If I got the 2nd nuts every hand, I would only have to worry about 1 player having the only 2 cards that could beat me. Link to post Share on other sites
chowds4 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Back in my 'pothead' days, I went to a tournament of about 30-40 people with a $40 buy-in. Right beforehand someone had me hit a bowl outside the place. I don't really remember what happened, but I'm told that 5 minutes into the tourney I sat up from my chair, walked outside, and passed out in a small patch of grass next to a driveway, halfway underneath someones car. Missed the whole tournament and woke up when everyone was leaving. Not only did that suck, but afterwards my friends went to a bachelor party with a stripper, and they left me passed out in the car during the whole thing. Link to post Share on other sites
jowest 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 there are casinos that allow smoking in a poker room?Cal NevaReno Nv.Enjoy Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 1. To have the people reading ability of Daniel Negreanu 2. To have the cold bloodedness of Phil Ivey 3. To have poker forums that were actually about poker Link to post Share on other sites
Vick12 0 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 1. To have the people reading ability of Daniel Negreanu 2. To have the cold bloodedness of Phil Ivey 3. To have poker forums that were actually about poker3 wishes...hmmm1. An insane table image where the chasing/calling station donkey calls but doesn't catch and the lag maniac's fold to any reraise or bet I make.2. Tritz's program for seeing hole cards...that would be huge.3. Tiltinagain's Avatar...but only real, next to me at all times, and wearing that pair of spandex....I'm sorry...was this a poker question....cuz I got distracted for a sec! Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 2008 - 2006 = 1? got me....wow.. so many brutal wishes.how botu most of you wish for a creative mind and some intelligenceP.S. i only need 1 wish, and it would be this, I wish i played 1 hand against Steve Wynn for all our assets and i win.Winner... Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 wow.. so many brutal wishes.how botu most of you wish for a creative mind and some intelligenceP.S. i only need 1 wish, and it would be this, I wish i played 1 hand against Steve Wynn for all our assets and i win.What about Bill Gates doesn't he have more than Steve Wynn...or are you just not being greedy Link to post Share on other sites
yergan 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 My wish is that this was me. I could care less about having the few times I get the nuts getting paid off. If I got the 2nd nuts every hand, I would only have to worry about 1 player having the only 2 cards that could beat me.See title: we get the nuts every hand. Link to post Share on other sites
Stoupes22 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 1. TP/MM2. Win the ME 3 years in a row and alwayz finish in the final table. 3. Become the best poker player of all time Link to post Share on other sites
Double Down 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 I could of sworn I titled this thread "Poker Wishes"....maybe people are reading "PokeHer Wishes"....vgrd Link to post Share on other sites
fmlycar 0 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 What about Bill Gates doesn't he have more than Steve Wynn...or are you just not being greedy Yea he does but why would you want to own microsoft when you could own the Wynn Link to post Share on other sites
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