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If I Had Three Poker Wishes


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1) To have just one day where I hit all my flops. :D 2) To be able to suckout on others as they suckout unto me. :D 3) To be able to play donkey trash hands and win. :club:

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I wish I could figure out the rules to this darn game. Why do only two people have to ante? And one ante is smaller than the other, wtf? If T.V. could explain this once in a while that would be helpful, it shouldn't take a Ph.D in brain science to play it.

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#1 I wish former pot heads would quit whining about us smokers#2 I wish they let you smoke cigars at the table#3 I wish Dn would win the ME this year#4 I wish I got more wishes, I wasted #1 and #3Oh well number 2 was the really important one

I wish I could figure out the rules to this darn game. Why do only two people have to ante? And one ante is smaller than the other, wtf? If T.V. could explain this once in a while that would be helpful, it shouldn't take a Ph.D in brain science to play it.
Followed by what is the difference between a bet and a raise? Can't I raise if I'm the first to act after the flop? Why can I only bet? And how much can you raise or bet?And Why can't I check before I see the flop? Why do I have to call the double ante?
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wish 1: no-limit sex during playwish 2: no-limit sex during playwish 3: no-limit sex during play

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1. I would wish that the '06 Main Event ended up heads-up between me and Joe Hachem and have me come out victorious causing a huge shocker to the ESPN announcers because they would think Joe Hachem would repeat.2. Win a major WPT event so the people would know that Im not a fluke from winning the '06 Main Event.3. I wish that I had the ability to ALWAYS know when someone is bluffing.

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1) That idiots playing Play Money SNGs who make stupid comments about how much real money they have on the site would get smacked upside their heads with a 2x4 (you know who you are).2) That the next person who calls a pre-flop All In with A2 suited would get laughed out of the casino.and 3) That everyone who claims to have read a poker book would play like they actually understood what they supposedly have read. Thanks for letting me vent!

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Wish 1: That I win every handWish 2: That I played at a table full of naked modelsWish 3: That the casino we played in has the AC turned up
SO I read each response and i am not witty to come up with a good one so I pick this one.
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2) That the next person who calls a pre-flop All In with A2 suited would get laughed out of the casino.
Really? I would wish to be called by A2 suited every time I go all-in before I would wish for that person to get laughed out of the casino.
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1. Make a living playing poker.2. Win a wsop bracelet3. Some "Quality Time" with Shana Hiatt
1. Show Hellmuth that I can actually dodge real bullets... poseur2. Get dealt pocket aces every hand during big buy in tourney (could you imagine the commentating? "Well, that's the 200th pocket aces hand in a row. The odds of that happening are 5.63 X 10^-104... hmmm. I just think it'd be funny... unless i got outdrawn early and often and busted out which leads to my third wish.3. I get to hurt people who crack my aces while jumping for joy... i would primarily use this wish against people who call 4Xbb with 7 4 and flop K 4 4. obviously these are not real wishes... the real ones are easy.. tp/mm, hot wife, be able to play top notch world class poker while drunk of me arse... then i could take advantage of the free drinks.
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wow.. so many brutal wishes.how botu most of you wish for a creative mind and some intelligenceP.S. i only need 1 wish, and it would be this, I wish i played 1 hand against Steve Wynn for all our assets and i win.

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1: That someone else has the second nuts every hand (its no good having the nuts if you dont get paid off).2: That a condition of entry to a poker room was a shower in the past 24 hours
My wish is that this was me. I could care less about having the few times I get the nuts getting paid off. If I got the 2nd nuts every hand, I would only have to worry about 1 player having the only 2 cards that could beat me.
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Back in my 'pothead' days, I went to a tournament of about 30-40 people with a $40 buy-in. Right beforehand someone had me hit a bowl outside the place. I don't really remember what happened, but I'm told that 5 minutes into the tourney I sat up from my chair, walked outside, and passed out in a small patch of grass next to a driveway, halfway underneath someones car. Missed the whole tournament and woke up when everyone was leaving. Not only did that suck, but afterwards my friends went to a bachelor party with a stripper, and they left me passed out in the car during the whole thing.
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1. To have the people reading ability of Daniel Negreanu 2. To have the cold bloodedness of Phil Ivey 3. To have poker forums that were actually about poker

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1. To have the people reading ability of Daniel Negreanu 2. To have the cold bloodedness of Phil Ivey 3. To have poker forums that were actually about poker
3 wishes...hmmm1. An insane table image where the chasing/calling station donkey calls but doesn't catch and the lag maniac's fold to any reraise or bet I make.2. Tritz's program for seeing hole cards...that would be huge.3. Tiltinagain's Avatar...but only real, next to me at all times, and wearing that pair of spandex....I'm sorry...was this a poker question....cuz I got distracted for a sec!
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2008 - 2006 = 1?
:club: got me....
wow.. so many brutal wishes.how botu most of you wish for a creative mind and some intelligenceP.S. i only need 1 wish, and it would be this, I wish i played 1 hand against Steve Wynn for all our assets and i win.
Winner...
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wow.. so many brutal wishes.how botu most of you wish for a creative mind and some intelligenceP.S. i only need 1 wish, and it would be this, I wish i played 1 hand against Steve Wynn for all our assets and i win.
What about Bill Gates doesn't he have more than Steve Wynn...or are you just not being greedy :club:
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My wish is that this was me. I could care less about having the few times I get the nuts getting paid off. If I got the 2nd nuts every hand, I would only have to worry about 1 player having the only 2 cards that could beat me.
See title: we get the nuts every hand.
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What about Bill Gates doesn't he have more than Steve Wynn...or are you just not being greedy :club:
Yea he does but why would you want to own microsoft when you could own the Wynn
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