nickremembered 0 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 alcohol was never invented.......the only game of poker was stud......asian people were over 5 feet tall....Kdawg was president....the only game of poker was limit...(collegekids wouldnt rob banks)royal tour was assassinated.......black people werent sterotyped for the rest of their life.....their were no poker forums.....canada never existed....islam was the number one religion...stu ungar was still alive.......erick lindgren went bust, like he should of 5 years ago.....you had to be 35 to gamble......hellmuth won the ME again....you could bank any chick int he world once......my give a damn wasnt busted.....when you bluiffed everyone folded.....arod came out of the closet.......every girl knew how to give a blow job like jenna jameson.....NWa never had dre pac never stomped out orlandOfwp NEVER POSTED HEREi went to bed Link to post Share on other sites
thib82 0 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 alcohol was never invented....... Bars wouldn't be so popularthe only game of poker was stud...... It would be boringKdawg was president...... Who is kdawg?the only game of poker was limit... The bluff wouldn't be so famousroyal tour was assassinated....... Who?their were no poker forums..... Everyone would have their own opinion, not someone elses elaberated opinionstu ungar was still alive....... He wouldn't be considered such a great playererick lindgren went bust, like he should of 5 years ago..... Why should he have gone bust?you had to be 35 to gamble...... Wouldn't be as many poker pro'syou could bank any chick int he world once...... I would have done it alreadywhen you bluiffed everyone folded..... You would make alot of moneyarod came out of the closet....... Derek jeter would be excitedevery girl knew how to give a blow job like jenna jameson..... oh my god!NWa never had dre.... There would have been no NWApac never stomped out orlando....idki went to bed Link to post Share on other sites
dimseven 0 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 asian people were over 5 feet tall....black people werent sterotyped for the rest of their life.....Ooook. Link to post Share on other sites
Rasty 0 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 What if . . . I had the 48 seconds of my life back that it took to read that "list" Link to post Share on other sites
offset 0 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 I didn't donk fold my chips deep in my last tourney?I didn't donk call off my chips every frickin hand of every tourney?I didn't spend 3 hours grinding out a $30 profit at .50/1.00?I actually stayed with in my bankroll and was playing 200nl right now?I didn't spend all my time browsing the forums rather than playing?School was out in one week? BOOYA! Life is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
Incubus77546 0 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 1. alcohol was never invented....... No more drunk driving = lives saved2. the only game of poker was stud...... A lot less people would be playing poker3. asian people were over 5 feet tall.... I know its hard to believe but it happens4. Kdawg was president.... I dunno maybe World War III?5. the only game of poker was limit...(collegekids wouldnt rob banks) Like I said a lot less people would be playing poker6. royal tour was assassinated....... Then he'd be dead7. black people werent sterotyped for the rest of their life..... Then the world would be 5% more sophisticated8. their were no poker forums..... I wouldnt be typing at this moment9. canada never existed.... USA would claim what was "Canada"10. islam was the number one religion... Then a lot of people would be Islamic11. stu ungar was still alive....... He'd snort some coke12. erick lindgren went bust, like he should of 5 years ago..... Then he wouldnt the great tournament player he is today13. you had to be 35 to gamble...... Daniel Negreanu would cry14. hellmuth won the ME again.... Hellmuth would cry and then you'd never here the end of it15. you could bang any chick int he world once...... I would be a happier person16. my give a damn wasnt busted..... Who cares about you?17. when you bluiffed everyone folded..... I'd be a richer man18. arod came out of the closet....... A lot of people would be shocked19. every girl knew how to give a blow job like jenna jameson..... You would never have a bad BJ ever again20. NWa never had dre I dunno Im not a rap person really...21. pac never stomped out orlandO Wha?22. fwp NEVER POSTED HERE The forums would be a little less chaotic23. i went to bed Please fall asleep and never wake up again... Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 what if... my aunt had balls?she'd be my uncle. Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 alcohol was never invented....... no funthe only game of poker was stud...... less fishasian people were over 5 feet tall.... i run fastKdawg was president.... well i voted for himthe only game of poker was limit...(collegekids wouldnt rob banks) sweetroyal tour was assassinated....... it was meblack people werent sterotyped for the rest of their life..... no chris rock their were no poker forums..... my life would have no meaningcanada never existed.... blame....... yemen?islam was the number one religion... KABOOM KABBOOM KABOOM! HAAAAAAstu ungar was still alive....... "full contact poker with stu unger" (joke daniel)erick lindgren went bust, like he should of 5 years ago..... never happen, he plays mostly limit so he rocksyou had to be 35 to gamble...... 21 never stopped mehellmuth won the ME again.... .... pwahhaha..... joke right?you could bank any chick int he world once...... not gonna happenmy give a damn wasnt busted..... huh?when you bluiffed everyone folded..... poker is all luck duh!arod came out of the closet....... bout timeevery girl knew how to give a blow job like jenna jameson..... NWa never had dre.... wouldnt matter he made more of himself producing other huge artists pac never stomped out orlandO fwp NEVER POSTED HERE... wouldnt bother me (kiding man i love you)i went to bed.... YES! Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Kdawg was president...... Who is kdawg?you've been registered this long and you don't know who I am, oddas far as if I was pres, it'd be a socialist revolution baby Link to post Share on other sites
ncperrotta069 0 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 what if... my aunt had balls?she'd be my uncle.classic Link to post Share on other sites
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