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I just watched Jennifer, did you notice my breasts, Tilly on that show with the brackets, Superstars, or whatever.Man, she plays worse than I do, and I suck.Howard tried all he could do to make her look like she had a clue, but, she let him down.I read Bad Poker, the book about cheating, and the guy claims her bracelet was a result of studio influence cutting deals with the other gals to make her a winner ust to get the bracelet. I don't know about that, but, she sucks.

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She has great titties, and I never get tired of seeing them, but, I am tired of her silly chat. And I'm really tired of Phil's act, too. Laying on the floor and acting like a clown has had it's day for me. I'd like to see him grow up and get famous for his playing insead of his antics and his girlfriend.But, that's just me, probably.

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Nope, I have hated Phil since the first time I seen him do his "act". Then again he is best friends with Mr. rocks n rings so I can't expect much. Ps. I'm jealous he's rich and is banging Jennifer.

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She has great titties, and I never get tired of seeing them. I'd put up with all the stupid **** that comes out of her mouth and listen to her voice if I got to play with those funbags.
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And I'm really tired of Phil's act, too. Laying on the floor and acting like a clown has had it's day for me. I'd like to see him grow up and get famous for his playing insead of his antics and his girlfriend.But, that's just me, probably.
I like his act. He has a good time playing poker and I have a good time watching his antics. I say it's ok to let loose instead of playing serious and quiet. It's as good for t.v. as Tilly's tits are....
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I agree. Why get on a guy for having a good time while he plays?? 'The Unabomber' has shown that it doesn't just have to be a job. It can also be a hobby at the same time. You only wish you could win hundreds of thousands/millions like he has while having the time of your life.

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I only wish I could bang Jennifer Tilly again and againholy shit Did you know she's almost 50???????? She's 48 years old and still looks that delicious........my my my

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I agree. Why get on a guy for having a good time while he plays?? 'The Unabomber' has shown that it doesn't just have to be a job. It can also be a hobby at the same time. You only wish you could win hundreds of thousands/millions like he has while having the time of your life.
http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=16576definately NOT millions.
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believe it or not, there is this little thing called cash games that some do occasionally play in. And add all that up, it's close to a million bud.
And you have his records on this?
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Doesnt everyone look like **** on that show?Seems like an all in fest usually.Can't wait for it to get heads up.Only time you can learn anything and enjoy hands I think.

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last I heard, una plays 10-20 nl. Anywho, watching tilly play makes me wanna have a sex change, and play in the women's event of the WSOP, because that has to be the easiest fuking field of all time. If I was a woman like jennifer harmon, I'd swallow my "I'm too good of player to be insulted by playing in the woman's tourney" thing, and pony up, 'cause this field would have the biggest overlay of any 1000 dollar tourney she'd ever play in. her expectation would proably be about +10,000 on her 1000 entry, maybe alot more.

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Doesnt everyone look like **** on that show?Seems like an all in fest usually.Can't wait for it to get heads up.Only time you can learn anything and enjoy hands I think.
It's an interesting format with everyone starting with a low M. It plays something like an online turbo SNG though even early on it seems like there's no room for a re-raise that isn't all-in. Sure luck is a factor but some people - DN, Hellmuth - seem to have figured out the structure and how to play in it to maximize your chances. People who try to play a short stacked short handed single table tourney like the WSOP ME aren't good poker players.
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And you have his records on this?
Laak routinely plays in the biggest NLHE games in LA -- 50-100 or higher. During the Bellagio tourney, he was playing 100-200 NLHE at Bellagio. He's reportedly a consistent winner in these games. I think we can safely assume he's made a very substantial amount of money playing poker outside of tournaments (where he has quite a good track record considering the scarity of tourneys he plays).
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Zim, for a guy who'd hit a squirrel hole in an oak tree if you could find one small enough, you sure you wanna pretend her voice is that big a dealbreaker for ya?

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Zim, for a guy who'd hit a squirrel hole in an oak tree if you could find one small enough, you sure you wanna pretend her voice is that big a dealbreaker for ya?
I'm just sayin. Her voice is horrid enough during the regular course of a day. Imagine what it would sound like in bed. Not sayin it's the dealbreaker, but I think this is one situation where the ball gag would come in handy.
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