Mercury69 3 Posted May 23, 2006 Author Share Posted May 23, 2006 My dad was a caring dad but he was always drunk. I remember him driving home after we went fishing. I was 6 or 7 and scared because he was too drunk to drive. I finally said something to him. He got pissed and took his hands off the wheel and told me to drive. I was more scared then.You're probably being serious, but it sounds like a Deep Thought (Jack Handy) Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 To be fair I was being honest, but you'll probably like me less for admitting it.You're right. I hate you know. Seriously though. Stop by the thread if your bored at work or something. It's good for wasting time. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 You're right. I hate you know. Seriously though. Stop by the thread if your bored at work or something. It's good for wasting time.I'm a student with important exams starting in 2 weeks. So, I'll probably see you there. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I'm a student with important exams starting in 2 weeks. So, I'll probably see you there.I see. Where do you go to school? Link to post Share on other sites
NicksDad1970 0 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 You're probably being serious, but it sounds like a Deep Thought (Jack Handy)You're right I was serious and it does sound like Jack Handy.Another oneI remember when I was watching tV and my dad came out of his room. To come watch TV with me? No, he walked past me into the garage and peed on a wall. I asked him what he was doing and he said he went to the bathroom.he wasn't in the bathroom.I remember my dad going totally off on my mom when I was 4. She cried and went out and sat in the wood paneled station wagon. (yes, seriously) I remember like it was yesterday that I put some butter on a piece of bread and brought it to her.Isn't it weird as heck what we remember? Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I see. Where do you go to school?Oxford. Where do you work? Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 You're right I was serious and it does sound like Jack Handy.Another oneI remember when I was watching tV and my dad came out of his room. To come watch TV with me? No, he walked past me into the garage and peed on a wall. I asked him what he was doing and he said he went to the bathroom.he wasn't in the bathroom.I remember my dad going totally off on my mom when I was 4. She cried and went out and sat in the wood paneled station wagon. (yes, seriously) I remember like it was yesterday that I put some butter on a piece of bread and brought it to her.Isn't it weird as heck what we remember?At the risk of sounding insensitive and blaze about your dad...Your life sounds like a Lifetime movie Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Oxford. Where do you work?In California. I'm going to school part time as well. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 In California. I'm going to school part time as well.Nice, I've been to Cali once when I was nine. I'm going back next year but I'll probably be working in Walmart this time, trying to make ends meet. Link to post Share on other sites
NicksDad1970 0 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 At the risk of sounding insensitive and blaze about your dad...Your life sounds like a Lifetime movieThis sounds a lil weird now but growing up I thought all kids went through stuff like this. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Nice, I've been to Cali once when I was nine. I'm going back next year but I'll probably be working in Walmart this time, trying to make ends meet.WalMart eh? Think you could hook me up with some new socks at a discounted price? Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 This sounds a lil weird now but growing up I thought all kids went through stuff like this.Actually you're not alone. My dad and my mom got divorced when I was real young so he was never around when I was younger. So he was a weekend dad and he had to drive from Malibu to the Inland Empire (this is in So-California) and he would blow me and my brother off all the time. One time, he actually had a friend drive him because he was too drunk to pick us up himself. Some weekends he'd go off on the beach with his buddy and drink himself silly. Then come back and yell and me and my brother for wanting him to buy us a happy meal the next day. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 WalMart eh? Think you could hook me up with some new socks at a discounted price?If you need discounts on WalMart prices perhaps you should just wear plastic bags on your feet instead. Honestly though, I'll probably try prostitution before resorting to the WalMart idea. I'm sure I could lift a nice pair of socks from a sleeping punter for you though. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 If you need discounts on WalMart prices perhaps you should just wear plastic bags on your feet instead. Honestly though, I'll probably try prostitution before resorting to the WalMart idea. I'm sure I could lift a nice pair of socks from a sleeping punter for you though.Well, right now I'm wearing shoes made from shoe boxes so I'm looking to upgrade.You and your crazy British slang. I had to look up "punter" on Wikipedia to find out what that word means in that context. By all means swipe me some socks though. I'm not one to turn down free footwear. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Well, right now I'm wearing shoes made from shoe boxes so I'm looking to upgrade.You and your crazy British slang. I had to look up "punter" on Wikipedia to find out what that word means in that context. By all means swipe me some socks though. I'm not one to turn down free footwear.I didn't think 'punter' was British slang but Wiki knows best as usual. I'm guessing you're familiar with 'wanker', 'bollocks' and 'tosser' though, right? They're probably the most commonly used slangwords in the UK. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I didn't think 'punter' was British slang but Wiki knows best as usual. I'm guessing you're familiar with 'wanker', 'bollocks' and 'tosser' though, right? They're probably the most commonly used slangwords in the UK.I know of wanker and bollocks, but tosser is new to me. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 My question is, why does eating asperagus make some people's pee smell, and other people's not?Mine doesn't smell after I eat it...ooooh...maybe I'm like an Xmen and this is my special powerWow, that's a lame power. I guess I'd have to go to the remedial classes at Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. That kinda sucks. I guess I could get my revenge on Iceman for stealing my girl by eating a bunch of asperagus and then peeing on him...but I guess he'd just freeze it huh? dang...this superpower sucks Ok, that made me laugh. Interesting factoid - for a long time people thought that only some people's pee smelled post-asparagus. Now, however, it is known that virtually everyone's pee smells funny post-asparagus, but it is more rare to be able to smell that particular scent.So your superpower is really actually more likely a lack of a scent gene. Isn't that cool???I know of wanker and bollocks, but tosser is new to me.Yeah, doubt it. Link to post Share on other sites
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