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This is good comic relief. It is a few hands, but wortht he laugh:#Game No : 4266414680***** Hand History for Game 4266414680 *****$400 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 14, 10:26:00 ET 2006Table Crazy Cash (Real Money)Seat 6 is the buttonTotal number of players : 10Seat 6: sovenok ( $174 )Seat 2: MychCumstien ( $413 )Seat 3: knelson ( $173.57 )Seat 8: amagerole ( $400 )Seat 7: Abnyc111 ( $78 )Seat 10: ZEEK83 ( $376 )Seat 1: Mister_Pie ( $123 )Seat 5: Oakterrace ( $172.12 )Seat 9: Bobby838 ( $400 )Seat 4: EZ2CYIOU ( $247.78 )Abnyc111 posts small blind [$2].amagerole posts big blind [$4].EZ2CYIOU posts big blind [$4].Oakterrace posts big blind [$4]. Note his post.** Dealing down cards **Dealt to MychCumstien [ Tc 5s ]ZEEK83 calls [$4].Mister_Pie folds.MychCumstien folds.knelson folds.EZ2CYIOU checks.Oakterrace checks.sovenok calls [$4].Abnyc111 calls [$2].amagerole checks.** Dealing Flop ** [ 2c, 2h, Ks ]Abnyc111 bets [$25].amagerole folds.ZEEK83 folds.EZ2CYIOU folds.Oakterrace calls [$25].sovenok folds.** Dealing Turn ** [ 6h ]Abnyc111 checks.Oakterrace bets [$39.33].Abnyc111 calls [$39.33].** Dealing River ** [ 7s ]Abnyc111 checks.Oakterrace bets [$10.34].Abnyc111 is all-In [$9.67]Oakterrace shows [ 2d, 7h ] a full house, Twos full of sevens.Abnyc111 shows [ Kc, 3c ] two pairs, kings and twos.Oakterrace wins $0.67 from side pot #1 with a full house, Twos full of sevens.Oakterrace wins $169 from the main pot with a full house, Twos full of sevens.Game #4266420001 starts.Abnyc111: what are you doing in the hand?Oakterrace: blind just came inAbnyc111: XXXXX stupid people win on this siteAbnyc111: what you mean blind?Abnyc111: sovenok was dealerOakterrace: I just came in, understand?Oakterrace: If u don't know how it works keep your mouth shutAbnyc111: what? XXXX you and your family and everything your aboutAbnyc111: keep ur mouth shut, 72#Game No : 4266435527***** Hand History for Game 4266435527 *****$400 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 14, 10:30:43 ET 2006Table Crazy Cash (Real Money)Seat 3 is the buttonTotal number of players : 10Seat 6: sovenok ( $170 )Seat 2: MychCumstien ( $399 )Seat 3: knelson ( $144.57 )Seat 8: amagerole ( $396 )Seat 7: Abnyc111 ( $70 ) He reloadsSeat 10: ZEEK83 ( $414.30 )Seat 1: Mister_Pie ( $73 )Seat 5: Oakterrace ( $263.12 )Seat 9: Bobby838 ( $459 )Seat 4: EZ2CYIOU ( $235.78 )EZ2CYIOU posts small blind [$2].Oakterrace posts big blind [$4].** Dealing down cards **Dealt to MychCumstien [ 8c Ts ]sovenok folds.>You have options at Table 98101 (No DP) Table!.Abnyc111 raises [$15].amagerole folds.Bobby838 folds.ZEEK83 folds.Mister_Pie folds.MychCumstien folds.knelson calls [$15].EZ2CYIOU folds.Oakterrace folds.** Dealing Flop ** [ 9h, Ac, 9c ]Abnyc111 is all-In [$55]knelson calls [$55].** Dealing Turn ** [ 7s ]** Dealing River ** [ 5c ]Abnyc111 shows [ Ad, Jd ] two pairs, aces and nines.knelson shows [ 6c, Tc ] a flush, ace high.knelson wins $143 from the main pot with a flush, ace high.Game #4266438217 starts.Abnyc111: are you kidding me right nowyou XXXXX amateurswhat the fuk is this place manyou and oakterracei thought the higher you go in blinds the better quality players, more moneyOakterrace: leaveAbnyc111: how do you call my raiseKnelson: push buttonMychCumstien: lolAbnyc111: pre-flop 10 6? are you kidding me?the regular joke. push buttonyou shouldn't be playin poker#Game No : 4266454082***** Hand History for Game 4266454082 *****$400 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 14, 10:34:54 ET 2006Table Crazy Cash (Real Money)Seat 7 is the buttonTotal number of players : 10Seat 6: sovenok ( $178 )Seat 2: MychCumstien ( $819.60 )Seat 3: knelson ( $217.57 )Seat 8: amagerole ( $392 )Seat 7: Abnyc111 ( $117.39 ) He reloads againSeat 10: ZEEK83 ( $414.30 )Seat 1: Mister_Pie ( $153 )Seat 5: Oakterrace ( $235.12 )Seat 9: Bobby838 ( $141.70 )Seat 4: EZ2CYIOU ( $229.78 )amagerole posts small blind [$2].Bobby838 posts big blind [$4].** Dealing down cards **Dealt to MychCumstien [ 9c Jd ]ZEEK83 folds.Mister_Pie folds.MychCumstien folds.knelson calls [$4].EZ2CYIOU folds.Oakterrace raises [$8].sovenok folds.Abnyc111 folds.amagerole calls [$6].Bobby838 calls [$4].knelson calls [$4].** Dealing Flop ** [ 5c, 6h, Kc ]amagerole checks.Bobby838 checks.knelson checks.Oakterrace bets [$15].amagerole folds.Bobby838 folds.knelson calls [$15].** Dealing Turn ** [ 9d ]knelson checks.Oakterrace bets [$60].knelson calls [$60].** Dealing River ** [ 2s ]knelson checks.Oakterrace checks.knelson shows [ Tc, Jc ] high card king.Oakterrace shows [ As, Ks ] a pair of kings.Oakterrace wins $179 from the main pot with a pair of kings.Game #4266459691 starts.Abnyc111: thats right lose your money knelson you little XXXXlearn the game moronOakterrace: you need loveAbnyc111: you need to take that sht somewhere else#Game No : 4266489722***** Hand History for Game 4266489722 *****$400 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 14, 10:42:51 ET 2006Table Crazy Cash (Real Money)Seat 5 is the buttonTotal number of players : 10Seat 6: sovenok ( $174 )Seat 2: MychCumstien ( $809.60 )Seat 3: knelson ( $174.37 )Seat 8: amagerole ( $373.75 )Seat 7: Abnyc111 ( $175.12 )Seat 10: ZEEK83 ( $386.30 )Seat 1: Mister_Pie ( $156 )Seat 5: Oakterrace ( $323.12 )Seat 9: Bobby838 ( $112.32 )Seat 4: EZ2CYIOU ( $199.78 )sovenok posts small blind [$2].Abnyc111 posts big blind [$4].** Dealing down cards **Dealt to MychCumstien [ Jd 9d ]>You have options at Table 105090 Table!.amagerole folds.Bobby838 folds.ZEEK83 folds.Mister_Pie folds.MychCumstien folds.knelson calls [$4].EZ2CYIOU folds.Oakterrace folds.sovenok raises [$13].Abnyc111 folds.knelson calls [$11].** Dealing Flop ** [ Ts, 8c, 6c ]sovenok bets [$30].knelson calls [$30].** Dealing Turn ** [ 8d ]>You have options at Table 105090 Table!.sovenok bets [$81.38].>You have options at Table 98101 (No DP) Table!.knelson is all-In [$129.37]sovenok is all-In [$47.62]** Dealing River ** [ 8s ]sovenok shows [ Ac, Ah ] a full house, Eights full of aces.knelson shows [ Tc, Kd ] a full house, Eights full of tens.knelson wins $0.37 from side pot #1 with a full house, Eights full of tens.sovenok wins $349 from the main pot with a full house, Eights full of aces.Game #4266494140 starts.#Game No : 4266494140***** Hand History for Game 4266494140 *****$400 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 14, 10:43:49 ET 2006Table Crazy Cash (Real Money)Seat 6 is the buttonTotal number of players : 10Seat 6: sovenok ( $349 )Seat 2: MychCumstien ( $809.60 )Seat 3: knelson ( $0.37 )Seat 8: amagerole ( $373.75 )Seat 7: Abnyc111 ( $171.12 )Seat 10: ZEEK83 ( $386.30 )Seat 1: Mister_Pie ( $156 )Seat 5: Oakterrace ( $323.12 )Seat 9: Bobby838 ( $112.32 )Seat 4: EZ2CYIOU ( $199.78 )Abnyc111 posts small blind [$2].amagerole posts big blind [$4].** Dealing down cards **Dealt to MychCumstien [ Qc Qh ]Bobby838 folds.ZEEK83 folds.Mister_Pie folds.Abnyc111: see knelsonAbnyc111: your a moronAbnyc111: i told you thatMychCumstien raises [$16].knelson folds.EZ2CYIOU folds.Oakterrace folds.MychCumstien: no need to add insult to injuryAbnyc111: he deserves it>You have options at Table 105090 Table!.Abnyc111: took a huge pot from me with 10 6 when i raised 18 preflopsovenok raises [$78.95].Abnyc111 folds.amagerole folds.Abnyc111: XXXX you knelsonyou suckAbnyc111: good that you lostMychCumstien: QQ no good sov?I think you have KKMychCumstien: good handMychCumstien folds.sovenok does not show cards.sovenok wins $100.95knelson has left the table.Bobby838 has left the table.Game #4266500077 starts.#Game No : 4266510449***** Hand History for Game 4266510449 *****$400 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 14, 10:47:25 ET 2006Table Crazy Cash (Real Money)Seat 1 is the buttonTotal number of players : 10Seat 6: sovenok ( $371 )Seat 2: MychCumstien ( $819.90 )Seat 8: amagerole ( $401.50 )Seat 7: Abnyc111 ( $169.12 )Seat 10: ZEEK83 ( $342.30 )Seat 1: Mister_Pie ( $137 )Seat 5: Oakterrace ( $323.12 )Seat 4: EZ2CYIOU ( $199.78 )Seat 3: Fabax ( $400 )Seat 9: pgfmr82 ( $271.10 )MychCumstien posts small blind [$2].Fabax posts big blind [$4].>You have options at Table 105090 Table!.pgfmr82 posts big blind [$4].** Dealing down cards **Dealt to MychCumstien [ 7s 2d ]EZ2CYIOU folds.Oakterrace folds.sovenok folds.Abnyc111 calls [$4].amagerole folds.pgfmr82 checks.ZEEK83 folds.Mister_Pie folds.MychCumstien calls [$2].Fabax checks.** Dealing Flop ** [ 5c, 2s, 8c ]MychCumstien checks.Fabax checks.Abnyc111 bets [$15].pgfmr82 calls [$15].MychCumstien folds.Fabax folds.** Dealing Turn ** [ 8d ]Abnyc111 bets [$30].pgfmr82 calls [$30].** Dealing River ** [ Jh ]Abnyc111 bets [$40].pgfmr82 calls [$40].Abnyc111 shows [ Qh, Td ] a pair of eights.pgfmr82 shows [ 5h, 9d ] two pairs, eights and fives.pgfmr82 wins $183 from the main pot with two pairs, eights and fives.Game #4266516866 starts.Abnyc111: how od you keep calling that?Abnyc111: oh my god manAbnyc111: with 5 highAbnyc111: how do you keep calling man?Abnyc111: how do you keep calling?Abnyc111: what the fuk is wrong with you guys manAbnyc111: how do you call the raises with only a 5?Abnyc111: jack on the board 2 8's, flush drawman go to XXXXX 25/50 centsstupid player#Game No : 4266528942***** Hand History for Game 4266528942 *****$400 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 14, 10:51:27 ET 2006Table Crazy Cash (Real Money)Seat 5 is the buttonTotal number of players : 10Seat 2: MychCumstien ( $815.90 )Seat 8: amagerole ( $401.50 )Seat 7: Abnyc111 ( $64.12 )Seat 10: ZEEK83 ( $352.30 )Seat 1: Mister_Pie ( $137 )Seat 5: Oakterrace ( $326.62 )Seat 4: EZ2CYIOU ( $202.88 )Seat 3: Fabax ( $394 )Seat 9: pgfmr82 ( $366.10 )Seat 6: muttergasti ( $400 )Abnyc111 posts small blind [$2].>You have options at Table 105090 Table!.Abnyc111: XXXXX amateurs manamagerole posts big blind [$4].** Dealing down cards **Dealt to MychCumstien [ 9c 9s ]>You have options at Table 105090 Table!.pgfmr82 folds.ZEEK83 folds.Mister_Pie folds.MychCumstien calls [$4].Fabax folds.EZ2CYIOU raises [$15].Oakterrace folds.Abnyc111 calls [$13].amagerole folds.MychCumstien calls [$11].** Dealing Flop ** [ Ts, 7d, Jh ]>You have options at Table 105090 Table!.Abnyc111 is all-In [$49.12]MychCumstien folds.EZ2CYIOU calls [$49.12].** Dealing Turn ** [ Qc ]** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]Abnyc111 shows [ Jd, Th ] two pairs, jacks and tens.EZ2CYIOU shows [ Ac, Ks ] a straight, ten to ace.EZ2CYIOU wins $144.24 from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.>You have options at Table 98101 (No DP) Table!.Game #4266532681 starts.Seat 7: Abnyc111 ( $0 )Abnyc111: how do you call that?MychCumstien: lolOakterrace: reloadAbnyc111: oh my god manwhat the fuk is wrong wtih you guys?EZ2CYIOU: luckyAbnyc111: what the XXXX is wrong with you?are you retarded?Oakterrace: how did you play J10off after a raise preflop?Abnyc111: its a decent XXXXX hand you stupid moronits wrothy to see the flophow the fuk do you call that ez2cy?EZ2CYIOU: not in that positionAbnyc111: what you mean not in that position?EZ2CYIOU: early and j10offAbnyc111: and?EZ2CYIOU: knew it was commingAbnyc111: ezi i hope you XXXXX die manseriouslyOakterrace: put more money in the gameEZ2CYIOU: u need helpAbnyc111: players like you should get beat their living XXXX out of themXXXXing retardscalling a 50 dollar raise with a gutshotSeat 7: Abnyc111 ( $0 )Abnyc111: i hope you XXXXX die ez2Abnyc111: or someone close to youAbnyc111: you XXXXXAbnyc111: you deserve to get XXXXX hit for doing something like thatEZ2CYIOU: thats not niceAbnyc111: XXXX youyou XXXXXXhow the XXXX do yo ucall thatgo to 25/50 cent no limitAbnyc111: stop playing on this place if you gonna play like an amateurAbnyc111: you suk you the worst playher in herepgfmr82: time to stop whining, stop all the bluffing, and reloadEZ2CYIOU: put some cash on table and shut the xxxx upAbnyc111: what bluffing pgfm?Abnyc111: you stupid moron, your anotehr one that calls raises with ANYTHINGpgfmr82: you bet at me three times with no pair and no drawAbnyc111: XXXX all of youAbnyc111: three timesAbnyc111: you stupid moronyou call me with a FIVE when all my raises are bigger than the last onesyou XXXXX IDIOTyou stpuid moronAbnyc111 has left the table.

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yeah but you shouldn't say anything about it.
oh I know you shouldn't, im just saying he was bad.
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the explanation of why he was playing jack ten offsuit out of position to a raise was the best part

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what site is this? I want to add him to my friends list, and put a beat on him
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You complete with 7-2 off?
99 times out of 100, I do not. based on how crazy and loose the table was, I felt it could pay off. Good implied odds. BY implied odds I mean financially and the opportunity to set the guy off more by winning with 2 7. :club:
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that was hysterical...I gotta also say, I'm pretty impressed with your play. Nicely played session on that table. Too bad you couldn't get any of his money though

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Thanks for posting. This really made my morning. I love Tilty McWhiner. I seem to run into him all the time. I'd be playing 7-2o against him just for the sheer joy of watching him explode when I put the beat on him. lol

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Good entertainment. I have to admit, though, I agree with many of his complaints about the other players -- although people in glass houses... etc. I ran into enough similarly bad calls this weekend to feel a little empathy for him.I saw an exchange this weekend I couldn't believe. Two players went on for over and hour, closer to 1.5 hours, arguing over a single hand, lots of swearing, insults, and general nastiness. Continuous, for that long. Unfortunately, I couldn't get a hand to take advantage of their raging testosterone.

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