IluvMMaker 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 HELL YEAH!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!So me and my buddy's go down to this bar today in my neck of the woods....they were having a super happy hour so we had to go. Well when we get there they also had a poker tournamint abot 2 start so I had to play! I ran to the car and got my mirrored Oakleys so I could pull off the best bluffs1EVER!! Anywaay...there werre about 40 people in the tounamint...I know that alot more than you normally can handle but its ok...I play in the big game..2-5NL HoldemBABY! So anyway, with alot of GRTEAT BLUFFS Aand showing my 7-2 after slamming chips down there throats I won!!!! HEL YEAH!! MM RULES! Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Seriously dude, try de-caf. Link to post Share on other sites
teddyKGB 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 sounds like we have alot to learn from you Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 sounds like we have alot to learn from you haha...very nice. Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 i dont mind joke posts in the cesspool of 'general', at all.but at least make em funny/new Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 i dont mind joke posts in the cesspool of 'general', at all.but at least make em funny/new Link to post Share on other sites
DanielSon 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 This joke post just made me angry....do better next time Link to post Share on other sites
The Czar 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Please tell me more. Don't worry so much about the accurate spelling, I'd rather hear more intriguing details. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 This is a good story. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 i dont mind joke posts in the cesspool of 'general', at all.but at least make em funny/new Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Seriously guys, it took 10 posts to get TP/MM. You guys are donkeys. Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Moneymaker Sucks ***and yes i've never won the world series but seriously where is he now. Longevity = Money maker sucks Link to post Share on other sites
AWaaz 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I ran to the car and got my mirrored Oakleys so I could pull off the best bluffs1EVER!! B) Oakleys are for pussies! Link to post Share on other sites
teddyKGB 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I found this and thought it was fitting.....EDIT: Pic doesn't work! Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Worst joke post ever. Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Worst joke post ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 HELL YEAH!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!So me and my buddy's go down to this bar today in my neck of the woods....they were having a super happy hour so we had to go. Well when we get there they also had a poker tournamint abot 2 start so I had to play! I ran to the car and got my mirrored Oakleys so I could pull off the best bluffs1EVER!! Anywaay...there werre about 40 people in the tounamint...I know that alot more than you normally can handle but its ok...I play in the big game..2-5NL HoldemBABY! So anyway, with alot of GRTEAT BLUFFS Aand showing my 7-2 after slamming chips down there throats I won!!!! HEL YEAH!! MM RULES!What flavor was it? Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 What flavor was it?Haven't seen you in a while, nice way to return.... Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Seriously guys, it took 10 posts to get TP/MM. You guys are donkeys.That's probably because TP/MM is less than funny that the OP. Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 This thread sucks. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 For those who aren't paying attention, here are some of the gems that ILUVMMAKER has brought to this forum: HELL YEAH!! I am so purple with excitment...let me first set up the scenario...we at a buddy of mines trailer park drinking and we hear about this dude that has a house game going on...big cash game...2-5 NL, I know that sounds higher than what you guy s are used to but its ok.. .I can handle limits liek that...so immediately I go get my rainbow reflective lenses out of my truck cuz I know there is going to be some BLUFFIN tonight!! HELL YEAH! so we get to the game... get a couple of beers in us...the good stuff...budweiser...and get to playing...i get 7-2 on my first hand and I know I have to show these jokers what they are up against...so I raise to 30...one guy reraises...I go all in....and he folds....I look at him...take off the glasses, and say SUCKER!!! and show him my 7-2...needless to say his panties were in a wad all night! VEGAS BABY!! I am the best...watch out for me to win the WSOP 2006! damn...no comment needed. So last night me and my drinkin buddies wanted to play some really high stakes so we decided on 2-5 NL ...Listen to this hand.... So I had my rainbow mirror tinted motocross style oakleys on and I was ready to do some hardcore bluffing....I had 5-8 as my hand, you know, the perfect bluffing hand, cuz it sucks and when you show it to people they get really pissed. well someone upfront raised to 15, I know it seems like alot, but just remember this is high stakes and I am used to it....so 4 people call and I am all the way around the table, so I decide...IT's ON!!! I am going to show them the bluff of there life...but I gotta wait till the flop. so the flop comes K 4 J....2 spades....one person bets, another person raises so I just gotta tell them what's up right now! I go all in....both of the idiots call me...they don't know what's about to hit them...one turns over KK and another turns over JJ....but I know my 6-7 is coming...I can feel it....sure enough, those too little bad boys show there faces....and I take down probably one of the biggest pots you have ever seen....that's how you do it kids!! They were so pissed that I out playd them so hard that I took all there money for the rest of the night!!!! BAM! you gotta check this out...what if you were playing hold em but you were allowed to see the other peoples cards and not yours....oh man...this game would rock...I could bluff the hell outta some people. I would wear my mirrored rainbow tinted Oakleys...they would never know what hit em....they would fold and then they would look at their cards and I would be like *****...hA....you had a monster and your dumb *** didn't know it because I was such a good bluffer....damn I would be the best at that gameAnd who could forget:I love foodWhat about you? Pork Steak Meat and sausage! Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Perhaps he should be......BANNED! Link to post Share on other sites
nickforgot 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 and sausage!funny story (to me anyways)in my latin class (ghey ****) there is that suck up dude that is just a complete dumb****/douchebag/retard.this is my read on him:He has a really whiny voice, so when were practicing our speeches in these headphones he goes "I was really suprised, I thought i sounded more like barry white" wtf junior (hes a mulido by the way)okso we were talking about this partyand Bob goes "I would go but it was be a complete sausage fest"Dumbass goes "SAUSAAAAAGE!" Link to post Share on other sites
Demonde 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 LOLI love it. Link to post Share on other sites
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