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i can't believe nobody has flamed the absolutely horrible grammer in the subject."ever DID anything this stupid"can't say i've ever DONE anything that stupid.but hey, if you would've won, you would have felt like a freakin all-star.
I tend to not worry about errors while reading posts.Who cares.grammer ?Is that like grammar, but for clowns who like to point out trivial mistakes?JS.
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I misclick folded the nut boat once.
I did the same thing yesterday. I was feeding my 2 month old daughter and folded AJ. Flop = AAJ.After all the drinking I did in my 20's I still have 3 brain cells left.
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one time i put my finger in a stapler and stapled it , it really really hurt
Hey...I've done that too!!
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When I first started playing online I had the horrible habit of jumping into SNGs that had 8 of 10 players already and then it would start and then I would realize it was in fact Omaha but H/L which I am not a huge fan of. I did this numerous times. The funny thing was the first time I did it I played it like it was high hand until like the 5th hand in. And still won.

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One time I watched this guy have sex with Kathy Liebert. Stupidest thing I ever done did.
not as stupid as me. i bought a copy of some guy having sex with kathy liebert on laserdisc. i wanted to kill myself.moral of the story:laserdiscs don't fit in dvd players.
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- making spagetti, did not want to set colander in sink... so I palmed the colander as I poured the boilng water and noodles into/thru it. (had not thought it thru...)- plugged my nose, put face in amonia bottle, let go of nose and took the biggest whiff I could- speech class, "Bring Object, make a speech" One kid brought a stethoscope another brought a tuning fork. Yep.. banged fork on floor then proceeded to touch it to the stethoscope- too recently to admit... "Honey, you can't just take the film out of the camera, it's light in here." She was removing the role to bring to the developer guys...uh... I'm not to camera savvy.- Applied for 1st job 40 minutes from home. Fuddrukers (sp?) one of those places to get some serious burgers. Back in 1986, min wage $3.35. "Wage desired?" $7.00. Manager: "hmmm.. I see you have never worked before, nor cooked. I don't even pay my cooks $7.00 here who have experience."Me: "Well, if I"m going to drive 40 minutes, it needs to be worth my time"if you know me now, that is hilarious, in it's total innocent ignorancecan I still get respect here?:)
Made me laugh harder than I have all week. Especially the bolded part. :club::D:D:D
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- making spagetti, did not want to set colander in sink... so I palmed the colander as I poured the boilng water and noodles into/thru it. (had not thought it thru...)- speech class, "Bring Object, make a speech" One kid brought a stethoscope another brought a tuning fork. Yep.. banged fork on floor then proceeded to touch it to the stethoscope
These two made me laugh out loud for real. Jolly good show Actuary.
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i can't believe nobody has flamed the absolutely horrible grammer in the subject.
Oh good lord tell me you are joking. If you're gonna get all grammar police on a motherfucker you at least gotta spell grammar correctly.
but hey, if you would've won, you would have felt like a freakin all-star.
"But hey, if you HAD won, you would have blah blah blah." Learn how to talk before you correct others.
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I generally try to avoid doing stupid things, but I have a friend that seems to have occasional bouts with lapses in judgement...-One night after a school dance, he came home and needed to take a piss. As the bathroom was all the way down the hall from his bedroom, he decided to step out his window and pee off his roof (this was a pretty common routine). Unfortunately, he was still wearing his dance shoes and promptly lost his footing and fell off the roof onto the sidewalk below. He broke a leg and a wrist.-He's a firefighter and one Fourth of July, he was helping his department put on a fireworks show. Unfortunately, they were short on lighters, so they were using road flares to light the fireworks. Several stray sparks into a big box of explosives later, he ended up in the hospital with second-degree burns all over his neck and arm.

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not as stupid as me. i bought a copy of some guy having sex with kathy liebert on laserdisc. i wanted to kill myself.moral of the story:laserdiscs don't fit in dvd players.
NH....That made me chuckle (and I usually just giggle).
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Oh good lord tell me you are joking. If you're gonna get all grammar police on a motherfucker you at least gotta spell grammar correctly.
lol well i'm glad someone picked up on a joke.
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