DanielNegreanu 141 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 You guys are hilarious! Slightly mean, but hilarious nonetheless. I'm reading through the ENTIRE Protege thread and I haven't gone a full page without laughing so hard that my stomach started to hurt. As for Jerry, was he really there? Are you sure you saw him? Could it have been a figment of your imagination. Was there even a Jimmy? We talked about him, but did you see him? Questions, questions, questions... all that need answers. Answers will come... in JUNE LOL LOL LOL.... I know, I can be really mean too :-) Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Answers will come... in JUNE LOL LOL LOL.... I know, I can be really mean too :-)I was in the back alley.I saw what you did.I'm alerting everyone.Now give me back my sandwich!i need sleep. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 So, I'm not sure it ever got answered--I stopped following after page 682 or something--but, is this being shown in the States? ..If not, I'd think we could probably go ahead and divulge what happened to the old guy. Link to post Share on other sites
XX44466XX 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I think the thread was much more entertaining than the Webcast too. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I think the thread was much more entertaining than the Webcast too.well, it provides the best of both worlds.and the usual post-whoring. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 BTW, word over at 2+2 is that old man river stroked out in the middle of overplaying top pair/garbage kicker--not sure about the validity, hopefully we can get some confirmation. ..Guys at PocketFives think it's a pacemaker. I just think it was the most blatant case of age discrimination I've ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites
XX44466XX 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 So they ought to have a televised commentary by DN and Ali of the thread as it evolved in relation to the match. Or how it had nothing to do with it. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I totally forgot that this was on yesterday, and there is no way that I am going to trek through 88+ pages to find out what happened. It's a real shame though, I want to see DN swearing too. Link to post Share on other sites
XX44466XX 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 You should read it because it really validates the existence of the forum indirectly. Link to post Share on other sites
Kangaroo 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 BTW, word over at 2+2 is that old man river stroked out in the middle of overplaying top pair/garbage kicker--not sure about the validity, hopefully we can get some confirmation. ..Guys at PocketFives think it's a pacemaker. I just think it was the most blatant case of age discrimination I've ever seen.rofl i love that phrase old man river Link to post Share on other sites
XX44466XX 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 i thought since they kept taking breaks and feeding everybody that he was old and blew his o-ring so layne flack drove him in a stolen bus to the hospital where theresa saw him and freaked out so madly that she scared the old man and he then had a stroke. i thought... Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 rofl i love that phrase old man riverI'm a big fan. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 You should read it because it really validates the existence of the forum indirectly.it should be a pre-requisite to joining the boards.kind of like joining the fcpha. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 it should be a pre-requisite to joining the boards.kind of like joining the fcpha.I think new people should be required to read Ron Mexico's e-yelling at the deaf guy who had never heard 'Purple Rain'. I've never laughed so hard--or felt so guilty about it--in my entire life. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I think new people should be required to read Ron Mexico's e-yelling at the deaf guy who had never heard 'Purple Rain'. I've never laughed so hard--or felt so guilty about it--in my entire life.:lol:QFT...that definitely was the shiznit. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 did you ever purify yourself in the lake? NO Yeah, but that isn't lake minnetonka.Mexico carefully corrects our resident movie critic Keith.It is Lake Minnetonka. How did you know? Flordia people don't know anything about Minnesota. Minnesota don't know anything about Florida. Did you grew up Minnesota? Just Curious. I'm guessing you are 24 and have never seen the movie Purple Rain.Am I right? Your right. I never seen Purple Rain. I don't listen music because I'm deaf.I'm 40 years old. OH, OK. I'LL EXPLAIN IT THEN.PRINCE DRIVES APALONIA TO A LAKE AND TELLS HER SHE NEEDS TO CLEANSE HERSELF IN LAKE MINNETONKA. SHE GETS NUDE AND DIVES IN. HE LETS HER DO IT. THEN HE TELLS HER THAT THAT LAKE ISN'T LAKE MINNETONKA. THAT TRICKY PRINCE. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, APALONIA LOOKED GOOD NAKED. GOT IT NOW. I WASN'T INSULTING MN PEOPLE. I LOVE KIRBY PUCKETT...guilty laughter ensues."I love Kirby Puckett."Priceless. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Okay, so I persevered and read the whole thread. Here is a summary for people who don't care to waste an hour and half doing the same:1-10: It's not started yet, Video not working, DOES ANYONE HAVE SOUND?!!?10-20: Bush sucks. Canada sucks. Starting chip count? Technical difficulties, no sound, whine whine whine.20-30: Was that a ten on the flop? What did he call with? Jerry sucks. Jerry is dead. Jerry is old, crap, and dead.30-40: Layne Flack's teeth. How did Jerry die? Use IE!! DN <3 Jimmy. Best bump ever. 40-50: He's so full of it. Ali sucks. My pool is dead. Jest out, Corey out, Jerry is still dead. Another break?! Stupid bandanna.50-60: Dumb questions for shout outs. Lights out. WHERE'S JIMMY?! WHAT HAPPENED? Broccoli. Another break?!60-70: Who's still in the $10 tourney? Another break?! Magnaminous. Kill Ali. "funner". 4 left. 70-80: Headsup for $25. This structure is AWESOME. I'm boiling in this b1tch. Everyone mocks Ali.80+: Longest SNG ever. DMV > Protege webcast. Brian has won - finally. I think that's everything. Link to post Share on other sites
XX44466XX 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I hate to be the one to point out when a woman does something wrong, because it always screws me in the end, BUT...you barely scraped the surface! Joseph Campbell would be very disappointed with you Lady! <_<Either that, or you're a vegetarian. Because you missed the MEAT. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Either that, or you're a vegetarian. Because you missed the MEAT.you missed the 15 plus posts where i couldn't get the stream to work (i think).it's always me me me. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I hate to be the one to point out when a woman does something wrong, because it always screws me in the end, BUT...you barely scraped the surface! Joseph Campbell would be very disappointed with you Lady! <_<Either that, or you're a vegetarian. Because you missed the MEAT.Sorry mate, feel free to FMP. Coincidentally I am a vegetarian (commence flaming), I hope that explains a few things. Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Okay, so I persevered and read the whole thread. Here is a summary for people who don't care to waste an hour and half doing the same:1-10: It's not started yet, Video not working, DOES ANYONE HAVE SOUND?!!?10-20: Bush sucks. Canada sucks. Starting chip count? Technical difficulties, no sound, whine whine whine.20-30: Was that a ten on the flop? What did he call with? Jerry sucks. Jerry is dead. Jerry is old, crap, and dead.30-40: Layne Flack's teeth. How did Jerry die? Use IE!! DN <3 Jimmy. Best bump ever. 40-50: He's so full of it. Ali sucks. My pool is dead. Jest out, Corey out, Jerry is still dead. Another break?! Stupid bandanna.50-60: Dumb questions for shout outs. Lights out. WHERE'S JIMMY?! WHAT HAPPENED? Broccoli. Another break?!60-70: Who's still in the $10 tourney? Another break?! Magnaminous. Kill Ali. "funner". 4 left. 70-80: Headsup for $25. This structure is AWESOME. I'm boiling in this b1tch. Everyone mocks Ali.80+: Longest SNG ever. DMV > Protege webcast. Brian has won - finally. I think that's everything.VN...I was curious but couldn't get myself to read the whole thread.Thanks! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 DN, you should change your posts per page to 40. The thread is only like 43 pages long that way. Link to post Share on other sites
tskillz187 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 That was indeed the best bump in FCP history. Link to post Share on other sites
Butcho22 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 i thought since they kept taking breaks and feeding everybody that he was old and blew his o-ring so layne flack drove him in a stolen bus to the hospital where theresa saw him and freaked out so madly that she scared the old man and he then had a stroke. i thought...You really need to work on your comedy man.....not funny. Link to post Share on other sites
golfanatic21 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Okay, so I persevered and read the whole thread. Here is a summary for people who don't care to waste an hour and half doing the same:1-10: It's not started yet, Video not working, DOES ANYONE HAVE SOUND?!!?10-20: Bush sucks. Canada sucks. Starting chip count? Technical difficulties, no sound, whine whine whine.20-30: Was that a ten on the flop? What did he call with? Jerry sucks. Jerry is dead. Jerry is old, crap, and dead.30-40: Layne Flack's teeth. How did Jerry die? Use IE!! DN <3 Jimmy. Best bump ever. 40-50: He's so full of it. Ali sucks. My pool is dead. Jest out, Corey out, Jerry is still dead. Another break?! Stupid bandanna.50-60: Dumb questions for shout outs. Lights out. WHERE'S JIMMY?! WHAT HAPPENED? Broccoli. Another break?!60-70: Who's still in the $10 tourney? Another break?! Magnaminous. Kill Ali. "funner". 4 left. 70-80: Headsup for $25. This structure is AWESOME. I'm boiling in this b1tch. Everyone mocks Ali.80+: Longest SNG ever. DMV > Protege webcast. Brian has won - finally. I think that's everything.sweet i had two qoutes in there Link to post Share on other sites
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