DonkSlayer 1 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 If an unbelievably impossible situation should it somehow come up in your life, what would you do? Say you were asked to speculate by an anonymous person what you would do given a situation that you would 1. Never put yourself in 2. Never be able to imagine yourself in and 3. Certainly not be able to predict how you would act in said situation?Mine would be: "If a herd of Elephants was suddenly about to stomp across a playground full of toddlers, which poker professional would you call?"Man , I have a ton of answers for that one, and I'm sure you guys do too. Link to post Share on other sites
FullMontyM1 0 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Mine would be: "If a herd of Elephants was suddenly about to stomp across a playground full of toddlers, which poker professional would you call?"Man , I have a ton of answers for that one, and I'm sure you guys do too.I would call Phil Hellmuth Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 I would call Phil HellmuthHe dodges bullets, not elephants. Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Mine would be: "If a herd of Elephants was suddenly about to stomp across a playground full of toddlers, which poker professional would you call?"Man , I have a ton of answers for that one, and I'm sure you guys do too.Kathy Liebert...she'd scare em all away .... BADDUMMM PISSHH!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Id call Chris Ferguson, because he is Jesusand jesus can take a herd of elephants any day Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 If a radioactive horse was about to run for senator, what kind of sandwich would you eat? Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 If you came across a guy by the name of Turtle Chomper, where would you use the bathroom? Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 If someone started a worthless, retarded thread, would you post in it? Link to post Share on other sites
FullMontyM1 0 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 If a radioactive horse was about to run for senator, what kind of sandwich would you eat?A prime rib sandwich with horseradish.If a beer shits in the woods, do you hear it? Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 If someone started a worthless, retarded thread, would you post in it?i think you answered your own question big shooter Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 I kid, I kid ... Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 If you go to KFC and order a Tuna sandwhich, what do you think Jesus would do? Link to post Share on other sites
FullMontyM1 0 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 If you go to KFC and order a Tuna sandwhich, what do you think Jesus would do?He would cut your sandwich in half with a playing card. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 He would cut your sandwich in half with a playing card.Hahaha. Nice. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 If the Cubs ever won the world series (never gonna happen) what would the world do? Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 If you had to change names with a current/former collegiate athelete, but you must convince at least 20% of the people you know that you're either a seahore or a comic strip character, which name would you pick, and would you decline to put mayo on your sandwiches for the duration of your life? How about sprouts? I would pick "Mamadou N'Diaye," and attempt to persuade all my friends that the dog from "Marmaduke" is a very complicated existential comic based on my time in the Steppes of China.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 If you had to change names with a current/former collegiate athelete, but you must convince at least 20% of the people you know that you're either a seahore or a comic strip character, which name would you pick, and would you decline to put mayo on your sandwiches for the duration of your life? How about sprouts? I would pick "Mamadou N'Diaye," and attempt to persuade all my friends that the dog from "Marmaduke" is a very complicated existential comic based on my time in the Steppes of China.Wangpost of the year!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Q: If you were a cat, what animal would you be?A: Barry Greenstein. Link to post Share on other sites
Got The Nutz 0 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 sounds like a bunch of amateur "deep thoughts" Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 If someone started a worthless, retarded thread, would you post in it?Nope. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 sounds like a bunch of amateur "deep thoughts"It is. I am Barry Greenstein The Cat Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 If someone was to attempt to have sex with Hilary Clinton, would you buy them a donut or pizza? Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Nope. http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=47183I disagree Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 If a radioactive horse was about to run for senator, what kind of sandwich would you eat?Grilled Cheese. Link to post Share on other sites
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