emokid21ohio 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 the guy calls me a donk, but he just got outplayed. i tried to win the pot preflop since i thought the button was weak. on the flop, i had a runner-runner straight and flus draw, so i bet. one of my cards hit on the turn, so i bet, he reraised and i thought he was bluffing, so went all in and he called. on the river, i ended up winning the hand just like i planned. The BB then calls me a donk, HAHAHA. he is clearly the donk since i won the handi know i playe the hand pretty good. what do you think? Paradise Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FCP)Hero ($350.55)BB ($325.25)UTG ($190.75)MP ($168.55)Button ($169.60)Preflop: Hero is SB with 2 , 8 . Hero posts a blind of $0.50. 2 folds, Button calls $1, Hero (poster) raises to $4.5, BB calls $3.50, Button folds.Flop: ($10) 9 , 5 , 9 (2 players)Hero bets $7, BB calls $7.Turn: ($24) Q (2 players)Hero bets $15, BB raises to $50. Hero reraise All-in, BB calls all-in ($263.75)River: ($675.55) 3 (2 players)Final Pot: $675.55Hero has: 2 , 8 :diamond:BB has: 9 , A I won with a flush! Link to post Share on other sites
Devilkin 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 I cannot describe the number of ways you butchered this hand . . but hey if you make money, all the more power to ya.Dev Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 he's right. you're wrongthat is all. Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Ummm... yeah, that's fairly donktacular. Link to post Share on other sites
jowest 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 if that were a live game and I were the villian I would slap a saddle on you and make you haul my coffee down a hill. Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Ummm... well I'll just wait for the replies below... Link to post Share on other sites
NicksDad1970 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 I cannot describe the number of ways you butchered this hand . . but hey if you make money, all the more power to ya.DevThat was about the nicest way it could be said. Link to post Share on other sites
emokid21ohio 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Share Posted April 24, 2006 he's right. you're wrongthat is all. how is he right? i played it pretty well when i read him for a bluff, and i ended up winning the hand.on the flop, i had a runner-runner flush draw and straight draw Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 if that were a live game and I were the villian I would slap a saddle on you and make you haul my coffee down a hill. how is he right? i played it pretty well when i read him for a bluff, and i ended up winning the hand.on the flop, i had a runner-runner flush draw and straight draw wow, i didn't know that trip 9's were considered bluffing.time to put my tinfoil hat on. Link to post Share on other sites
emokid21ohio 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Author Share Posted April 24, 2006 even if i was wrong, i had a lot of outs to win the hand Link to post Share on other sites
anselm 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 The BB then calls me a donk, HAHAHA. he is clearly the donk since i won the handClearly. Keep up the good work, Eeyore. Link to post Share on other sites
MasterLJ 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Be gentle, he's emo. Link to post Share on other sites
jowest 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 how is he right? i played it pretty well when i read him for a bluff, and i ended up winning the hand.on the flop, i had a runner-runner flush draw and straight draw First off let me start by saying.......I can not believe I am wasting my 100th post on you. Second..........You are right. you did play well. What a read. He was totaly bluffing. those trip 9's were worthless.Please come over and play at my house this weekend.and also, good luck surviving this forum. You will last about as long as foxwoodspro did. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 even if i was wrong, i had a lot of outs to win the handyou're absolutely right. i am an idiot. you are my hero.if i slob your knob, will you teach me to play? Link to post Share on other sites
Butcho22 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Believe it or not I found a nice pic of the OP.... Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Be gentle, he's emo.oh sh!t, i've already been warned about this before.bye, guyes! Link to post Share on other sites
Simpleton 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 This better be a f.ucking joke or that better have been play money. That was the most retarded hand I might have ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Wow,This guy isn't serious, the first post is a joke. I didn't think it was even remotely funny, but with all the serious responses to his poor attempt at humor, I have to admit, it is kind of funny now. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Believe it or not I found a nice pic of the OP....you finally made me proud with a post! Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 I got worse at poker by reading this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 I mean...huh??????This HAS to be a joke post...I mean HAS to be...You read the button as weak and you thought your 8 2 off would be a great way to look him up and challenge him? That is the most insane thing I've ever heard. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 I got worse at breathing by reading this thread.FYPAgreed. Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 You sir are a visionary and clearly have a grasp of the game that surpasses understanding. The other posters on this board simply fail to understand yor genius as I do. Your style will dominate the 50. - 1 NL games on FCP, which concidentally where I play. Hope to see you there.Congratulations on out playing that donkey. Link to post Share on other sites
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